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Nothing wrong with genetic diversity
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>>38485554
bit-roll right one and ethnic homogenuity is preserved.

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Why do girls stick their tongue out?

Or pose to the side on a weird angle?

Or with one leg sticking out and the other straight?
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I just wanna Rolly Rolly Rolly with a dab of ranch
I already got some designer to hold up my pants
I just want some ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance
Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
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ITS GOIN DOWN
IM YELLIN TIMBERRR
YOU BETTER MOVE
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>>38485465
did she mean timber like wood? wow what a fucking genius artist
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>>38485530
TONIGHTT

IM IN LOVEEE WITH YOU TO NIGHHTT

GIVE ME EVERYTHINGG TONIGHT
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THATONELOOKSANGRY

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>go to uni
>couples everywhere
>watch tv
>couples everywhere
>play vidya
>couples everywhere
>read books couple everywhere

I've accepted that I'm going to die alone, but why does everything have to keep reminding me about it?
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>play a video game in my neet cave
>mom constantly keeps yelling at me
>gets upset and bitchy because I didn't respond to her immediately
>pause the game and calmly explain that I couldn't in that moment since I was busy
>"It's those video games anon, it's why you don't have any friends. You need to get a job"
>give her the Clint Eastwood stare and walkaway
>haven't spoken to her since
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>>38485425
literally me a few months ago before i got a job and moved out.

do it anon

do it

theres still enough free time to play your vidya while being a wagecuck. you have every evening and weekends
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>>38485425
"ANON, IT'S NOT NORMAL ANYMORE. YOU'VE SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS INSIDE. IT'S TIME YOU WENT OUTSIDE AND GOT A JOB, YOUNG MAN. I'M DRIVING YOU TO LOOK AROUND FOR ONE, AND WE'RE NOT GOING BACK UNTIL YOU GET ONE!"
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>>38485425
God damn it my mom says that exact shit to me all the time. She still enables my NEET lifestyle though so I'm not moving out.

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>found a new fetish
>spend the next 2 hours downloading 20 gigs of porn of that fetish
>jack off once
>fetish gone
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>turned on by one specific, niche fetish
>whack it exclusively to said fetish
>don't even get super turned on by normal sex anymore
>this has gone on for 5 years, showing no signs of stopping
somebody help me
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Silly op, fetishes can't change. Sexual tastes are static. You thought you were into it but actually never were. I like the same shit 15 years later as I did when I first started fapping. It has not changed in the slightest bit. The people who lie and say they changed fetishes just got better at finding what they always liked. It's pathetic they are too stupid to realize this.
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>>38485650
If you stop masturbating and watching porn then your sexual interests will slowly go back to normal.

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>go onto reddit for first time
and I thought this place was retarded.
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well no shit, it's a hugbox
disagreeing with something is a crime over there
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>censorship
>fuckton of rules
>professional shilling
>suppression on non-mainstream opinions

Although tbf, once the shills discovered this place during the election they came here too Looks like they're staying.
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You're only saying that for 4chan cred, reddit is actually a fantastic website!

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>forced to be wageslave for life
>psychedelic drugs are illegal
>impossible to get a gf unless you're 6'2 millionaire
When did you realize we're in the worst timeline?
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girls won't even look your way unless you have at least THREE helicopters. If you have less then that you better at least have yacht I'm telling you

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>I did not raise you to be this way
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you didn't raise me at all idiot

you just sat me in front of the tv and drank booze all day

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Who should i cosplay as in Ds3?
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ive done
bondrewed lord of dawn
ozen the unmoveable
that guy from angels egg

what next?

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>single roastie I have no connection to what so ever liked my picture
DOES SHE WANT THE MECHANICAL MENACE?!
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DOES SHE WANT THE THROBBING JOHNSON?!
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DOES SHE WANT THE GELATINOUS WILLY?!

Do any robots take N20? (laughing gas)
personally i think it's the perfect robot drug.
I reached a new height literally about 30 minutes ago i'm still trying to grasp my thoughts around it.
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>>38485247
I used to fucking LOVE it.
But at a festival in 2009 I took so much acid that I couldn't think straight and did about 30 NOS canisters in a row just so I could try sleep... didn't work... apparently my lips went blue and I was unresponsive for over an hour.
Doing too much NOS will fuck you up so bad... but doing a few will be fucking glorious... my favourite combo used to be doing a few lines of ketamine and as soon as I was in the K-hole I'd do NOS and it would send me into the stratosphere.
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>>38485299
Next time i take acid i'm going to have a box or two on standby. Last time i dropped me and my mates went on a field near his home and chilled for awhile. the balloons were pretty standard but fucking great. On the last one before we went back in the acid starts to hit me hard mid balloon and i see all these neon colours come seeping through the sky (was like 8pm so nearly dark out) it was beautiful and i will never forget it
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>>38485247
It's only good when combined with other strong weirdification drugs like psys or dissos.
Acid, shrooms, ket, DXM...

I used to be very interested in it but it's too weird for me. Feels like it's telling me how my life is going to end, and if it's right, it won't end well. I don't need those bad vibes man

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>cant jerk off because cut and my dick is a bit hurt
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the jews will pay for this in due time

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Most of my old friends either married someone that hates everything "nerdy" killed themselfes or just didnt give a fuck about me in the first place.

I tryd to keep arranging things we could do togheter but that got more and more dissapointing over the years. Recently i got a new number and deleted them from all my friendlists.
Not one of them has even asked whats going on.

They never were my friends. I was just a clingy idiot that thought all i had to do was find people with similar interests and things will sort themselfes out. Iwasted 10 years on this shit just to realise how unwanted i actually am.

Do you have any similar experiences?
Post your story.
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