>i don't do drugs
>i don't drink alcohol
>i don't smoke
BUT
>i love the smell of a cigarette
should i start passive smoking? lit a cigarette and let it burn slowly while i smell the smoke but don't suck it directly from the filter
What the hell is going on in your head?
does anyone else love the smell of gasoline here?
I don't know why, I just really like the smell
>>38811090
Pick up cigar or pipe smoking. It's something you do occasionally, so it's harder to get addicted and you can find really high quality stuff that will smell better and such. Occasional smoking also has statistically zero increase in cancer risk.
How do you bros feel knowing chad isn't real?
https://youtu.be/YTyQgwVvYyc
What's your excuse for being a beta when there was never an alpha in the first place?
>>38811008
Ooh, boy. I saw this thumbnail and actually kinda hoped somebody would post an /r9k/ thread about it.
Adam's wrong, by the way.
>>38811008
I'm watching the full episode right now, he unironically used this meme as a point about 3 and a half minutes into this clip.
>>38811046
I came here just to make this thread. OP was quicker to the draw.
Who's cuter, /r9k/? Boys or girls?
Elliot is cute, CUTE!
>>38810948
Girls who have boy genitalia
>>38811011
anon... that's not what "girl" means...
>his astrological sign is Scorpio
He needs to Scorpi-go
Capricorn here. You're not a robot unless you're a capricorn, sagittarius or aquarius.
>>38811006
Can you be a robot if you're a leo?
Leo is Chad
>>38811006
Not Virgo?
Fuck off, Chadricorn
Why does this man continue to embarrass himself? https://youtu.be/l6lHZHJ_Nig
>tfw the song is actually low key fire
Haha! Egg head is completely unaware! That's why!
>>38811009
>having shit taste
This 4chan so I'm not totally surprised but still
How do you cope with the fact that you are not a good person?
By remembering that good people (actually good) are outnumbered 10 to 1.
And even they are all hiding some monstrous sin.
>>38810875
vidya and alcohol obviously
why even bother asking such a simple question?
>>38810875
Nobody is a good person, if they are, surely they're just better liars.
ITT: Classical Era memes
http://mwremix.ytmnd.com/
http://nigend.ytmnd.com/
P-please respond..
;__;
I just want to reminisce about the good ol' days..
>>38811127
>good ol' days..
No such thing
>"I just can't get Chad to fuck me, Anon. I don't know why..."
>"Oh, are you getting horny again?"
>"...You know we're not like that, Anon. You're more of a really great friend. Here, you can lick my feet. That usually makes you feel better."
"ew no gross and for gods sake put some fucking pants on"
>>38810748
>Me
>friends with a roastie
No dear, no.
>>38810799
>he doesn't beta orbit a cute girl
dude???????
I took this photo during my lunch break. It is from the 5th floor of the building I stood their for an hour. Is this height big enough to kill me or will I become like a vegetable? Tomorrow is my last day here until I actually start CC on the 28th. For various reasons I feel like I will become an hero tomorrow I am 19 I have no reason not to do this. Any tips?
jump off the mountains instead
>>38810683
I won't be at the mountains tomorrow though
just hang yourself
100% success rate, no life of a vegatable/cripple just the sweet embrace of death
>"Women only want asshole chads and will trash the nice guy REEEEEE"
>Friendzoned nice guy in a video game. >Everybody hates him and nobody wants to hook up with him in the game.
Why are women supposed to care about robots and nice guys if you can't even do it yourself in a videogame?
He looks and acts like what I would want my ideal boyfriend to be.
Tfw
Seriously, if you complain about grills ignoring you but you are the type of asshole that shits on Warren for being a beta cuck who doesn't deserve shit, you are not a real robot
I friendzoned Warren because I wanted to be with Chole
>tfw at casino again
I have played texas hold em ever since I played my first game
I love this game more than I love my life
are you in NV anon?
>>38810765
No, Ireland.
Know when to walk away anon.
You ever notice alphas live full long lives full of women, money and power?
And betas kill themselves?
>>38810514
Are you trying to imply that Red durst and Axel rose are alphas or do you just want someone to post that video?
>>38810547
I'm not suggesting. They are. bennington and cobain were complete betas
i don't know what video you are talking about.
>>38810514
>Fred Durst
>Axl Rose
>Alphas
Don't you mean ''douchebags'' ? Cause that's what they are
At the psychiatrists office again this week, I think he's really starting to help me recognize my problems.
Why aren't you robots going to see a professional, and if you are how's it going so far?
I'm too busy carving out new mindspaces that, needless to say, necessarily predate pathological description.
>>38810510
Has he put you on anything yet? Glad to hear you've reached out, anon.
I've been in counseling for about a year and a half now. I've been seeing my current shrink for about a year now. I have grown immensely since I've started. I'm a bit more social and have gained a lot of self-respect and confidence. She and I are looking to wrap things up. I'll go back in the future if I need to, but we'll see if it gets to that point. I probably need to get on meds for my anxiety, but we'll see. I'm not entirely sure if I can afford it.
>>38810510
My depression stems from lack of money. Paying someone money to talk about it doesn't seem right.
Time to Mow the lawn.
why did you capitalize M?
>>38810475
He's Thomas Pynchon
>>38810475
I was going to add a WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to the end but decided against it so I still had caps lock on when I noticed that mow was spelled now.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
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>>38810430
Didn't saw you in the last few days, I was worried already
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