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>be me
>7 inch dick
>not that short
>not that ugly
>muscular
>average IQ
>love playing videogames, listening to music, watching anime, smoking weed
>make $1300 a year
why don't i have a girlfriend?
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>>34069243
>>make $1300 a year
there
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>$1300 a year
how do you survive on that
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>>34069359
>how do you survive on that
i blow it all on weed
>one shot at life
>born with feminine genes
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>one shot at life
>live in america
>get shot
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>>34069225
>one shot at life
>born a brown skin manlet with horrific genetics
>in a city riddled with tall youthful energetic attractive wonderful white people
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>>34069288
Nice. Bet you dindu nuthing aswell.
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I'm about to get my wisdom teeth taken out. How do I stop myself from saying dumb shit when I wake up?
Years of browsing this board has filled my mind up with shit and I don't want it all coming out in front of my parents.
Basically, I don't want this to happen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9QGBubPueY
What do I do?
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you can't hide your power level
don't fight it
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>>34069192
curious too senpai i have my appointment soon as well
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when i get mine yanked, im gonna either do no anesthetic or get one that doesnt make me say dumb shit. ive done a lot of incredibly painful shit in my life, so this wouldnt be the worst of it.
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If you recognize this comic you definitely belong here
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I remember this. Shortly afterwards feminists tried really hard to meme the "nice guy" and "friendzone" into something magically bad.
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That's a fucking retarded creation.
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nothing wrong with this. i cringe for the stick.
beta logic: hey... you're single.. i'm single...
thus we are destined for each other. let's make it happen. you and i, we are happening.
beta: 0/10
woman: 10/10
what the fuck? wow *we spoke twice* and *we are both single* --- what's next? you have two arms and two legs so we're meant to be magnets in this cold world?
>Since you're single, wanna give me a chance?
what the fuck? being single doesn't mean you're desperate or suddenly blind or accepting of any beta. betas are still betas - untouchable.
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>in graphic design class
>only use linux because fuck micro$oft
>stacey beside me asks "uh anon why's your computer look so wieeeeeeeerd?"
>tell her it's linux
>explain that it's open source and that it's better
>she just says "uh ok coooool"
>pretends to look at her phone, she hasn't even unlocked it
>fucking stacies
>class begins
>"ok class we will begin by opening the sample image in photoshop on the course website"
>lol photoshop is for plebs i have superior GIMP
>course website won't load, need java
>what the fuck is this 1997 or some shit
>sudo apt-get install default-jre
>errors
>troubleshoot for 20 minutes, finally get it to work
>open the image, prof is already way ahead
>"and now we make a mask"
>o shit haven't done that before in GIMP
>but as an enlightened linux user i am a google-fu master
>type "gimp mask" into google
>bunch of bdsm shit shows up
>"OH MY GOD EWWW ANON WTF"
>it's the fucking stacey beside me
>"no wait it's not"
>"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP THIS WEIRD PORNO STUFF?"
>whole class looks disgusted
>"it's not porno i just had to"
>some fucking chad all up in my face
>"YO YOU GOTTA LEARN SOME MANNERS BRO"
>takes my glorious open-source laptop and throws it on the floor
>pieces go flying
>open source stickers everywhere
>chad turns to stacey
>"HEY YOU ALRIGHT BABY?"
>"i think so... i don't know if he was going to rape me or something"
>'YOU WERE GONNA RAPE HER?"
>"no i was just"
>chad picks up my frail 130 pound skeleton frame and literally throws me out the door
>"DON'T FORGET YOUR PORN MACHINE YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO"
>laptop hits me in the head
lesson: don't ever use linux
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>>34069100
>apt-get
do you even try?
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Linux users BTFO once again boys!
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the only thing linux is good for is for losers to find each other at parties to avoid talking to girls
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Let's name small satisfying feels that give you fleeting happiness 2017-01-11 07:34:11 Post No.34069053
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Let's name small satisfying feels that give you fleeting happiness
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>taking a drink of something cool and refreshing and having the feeling creep through your chest
>taking a bite of good food and you can taste distinct flavors that go well together
>that feeling where you're falling asleep and its like an inviting darkness
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Almost pulling the trigger
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>going to the pool and feeling the water on your skin
>holding a necklace or chain in one hand and slowly lowering it into your other palm
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Looking at cute anime pictures
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28 days on Nofap here. I'm a 23 years old French guy living in Paris, and I'm posting here for the first time. Actually, I almost never posted anything anywhere. I just read what other people have to say.
Hardcore porn addict, started masturbating when I was 8, was already masturbating 3 times a day by the age of 9. Numbed my feelings through porn, video games, and later weed.
As you all know, tonight more than a hundred people were killed in seven terrorist attacks across Paris. I listened to the news report for more than three hours with my flatmates, and couldn't let my emotions out. I pretty much never cried in my life, and am used to people saying I "just don't seem to care about anything".
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But as I went to bed, I just burst into tears. This shit was INTENSE. I just cried and cried and cried thinking of all those people who were alive just a few hours ago. I was crying over everything : human madness, the losses, the pain, fear for our future. Tears were flowing on my pillow. After that, I felt so REAL. So CONNECTED. I could distinctly remember feeling that way a long time ago, when I was a little kid.
And the realisation hit me hard in the face. The reason why all this shit happens in the world today is because we deny our true needs, fears and desires. We get hurt early on in our childhood, and instead of fighting and growing like our ancestors did, we turn to one of the many fake pleasures available to us. We numb our pain and pretend it doesn't exist.
But here is the catch guys. When you deny your pain, you're denying yourself. Those young terrorists who fired blindly on a crowd of innocent people had probably been denying their pain for a very long time. They lost their self-respect and developed this CRAVING for 'action', you know, action, just like porn. Spikes of emotions that take your attention away from your inner dialogue of self-hate. Hurting other people is one such spike. This event resonates with me so much because I did that. I didn't kill anyone, but I used to hurt people's feelings, and it's closer to murder than most people think.
So tonight after I cried I felt like grabbing my computer and writing my first Nofap post to tell you this : saying no to masturbation and to extreme stimulation in general is probably the biggest step you can take towards making the world a better place. I'm pretty much convinced of that. The fact that you can only embrace this truth via intuition when you are WHOLE, a.k.a when you are clean, is what makes the task so difficult.
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FUCKING REPLY YOU FAGGOTS
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Holy shit that was gay. What a fucking fag. I'm embarrassed for you.
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Hold up. We are just pretending to be autistic losers and post here as a joke, right?
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>>34069044
HOL UP
*smack lips*
SO U BE SAYIN
*grabs dick*
YALL AUTISTS
*eats watermelon*
BE PRETENNIN N SHIT???
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reddit.com
facebook.com
instagram etc
Stay there, you'll fit in better anyway.
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>>34069044
My joke died 11 years ago, there is only void, the warm sweat void
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He is literally the only, ONLY! Good youtuber with 10 million subscribers.
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>youtube
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>>34069019
>4chan
k
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>Internet
k
>it's another episode where anon imagines himself time traveling to the past and fixing all the mistakes he's made
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why not fix them now? who needs time travel
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I sometimes imagine going to the past, checking my past self out of the psych ward despite everyone's objections, and driving to the other side of the country
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>i imagine each life I've lived impacts the next one i live in some way.
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Is there a Spanish speaking equivalent to 4chan? I want to improve my Spanish before I travel south of the border.
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4chan culture is really English oriented, so most of them just use english memes. Try 8ch Argentina or any region you are going. Remember that spanish is literally different in each country, more than UK-US.
Improve your language talking with cuties from Interpals. They crave American penis
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There is a Brazilian chan in Portuguese. I've had lots of entertainment browsing it on chrome with autotranslate on. The hooker stories threads are great. The wonky translation makes it even more hilarious.
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hispachan?
origih
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- http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/charleston-church-shooting/dylann-roof-sentenced-death-charleston-church-massacre-n705376
I'm going to say it, Dylann Roof is an honest-to-God hero.
Not necessarily for what he did, but the message it stands for. If you read his diaries and manifesto, he's very well aware of the consequences of his action, and what he's going to suffer from committing his "crimes." But he's also right about so many things. He's right about what's happening to modern society. He's right about who's a drain to the world around us. He's right about the fire many of us are put under these days. And he's right that something has to be done about what we cannot fathom taking on.
And the most remarkable thing here, especially if you read his diaries, is that he completely knew the consequences for his actions. He knew what was at stake when it came to sending his message. He knew that not only he was going to have to pay for his "crimes," but also the severity of it. And yet he still went out and did what he did. All because, regardless of consequence, it was the right thing to do.
That takes a bravery and determination most of us are simply incapable of. We need more people like him, especially in today's world. We need martyrs and brave souls to do the right thing, in a world where doing the right thing is reviled. And it's a shame, and sadness, he's being put to death. But he's also a beacon, a self-sacrifice, we can look up to and take arms.
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Well link the manifesto
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>>34068962
I haven't read his diary but I probably will now that you've piqued my interest. Can i get cliffnotes on what he says?
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Preaching to the choir only newfaggots and Redditors were triggered by dylan "haul your ass on morning mass " roof
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What's the most autistic thing you've fapped to? 2017-01-11 07:28:52 Post No.34068939
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What's the most autistic thing you've fapped to?
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>take really good care of my feet
>pedicure, exfoliate, remove any hair and so on
>shave my legs
>paint toenails
>jerk off to my own feet pretending they're a qt girls'
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>>34068939
My own birth video
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>>34069127
>My own birth video
link pls
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helo evru bodi
where is stanley?
help
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>tfw blind at 23
should i just kill myself
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>>34068938
How do you know what you are posting and how do you select your meme image? Is someone there with you that picks on your wojack to use?
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>>34068970
Maybe, all he needs to see is his mind.
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>>34068970
my mum posts for me
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>mom said she was disappointed in my math grade (I had a D-)
>I tell her to fuck of and call her a piece of shit
>she starts crying
>I call her a little bitch and walk away
Why do parents expect me to do well? I never asked to be born.
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>>34068902
kek she got BTFO
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>>34068902
Pretty fucking edgy
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>>34068946
I know the picture is edgy, but how is my post edgy? I had every right to say what I said.