What's the most autistic thing you've fapped to?

>>34068939
My own birth video

>>34069127
>My own birth video
link pls

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helo evru bodi

where is stanley?

help

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>Be slim korean
>Shave own dick
>It's kawai shota dick
>Fuck looks sexy
>Boner
>Fapped

Uncertisfied pure Autsitsm

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>>34068939
pic related I guess? Not as weird as something like giant knee caps but still weird.

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>Day 16 of NoFap
>there's a new guy in our apartment complex
>comes over to my home to meet me
>he is shirtless for some reason
>gloriousabs,jpeg
>become awkward as fuck and get a rock hard boner
>tell him that I have some work to do.
>close door
>go to bathroom and fap to the thought of him fucking me
>tfw NoFap turned me bi

>stuffed my mom's knee high boots with towels, tied them together with rubber bands and gave myself a bootjob
>found a thin leather ladies glove in the wardrobe, fapped with it pretending I'm getting milked by a girl (shit was tight, took me like 5 minutes to get it on my hand)
>fapped to noodz of my mom I found in my parents' closet

Also considering filming my dick cumming no handed then fapping to that later.

>>34069497
what would you fuck here exactly