>in graphic design class >only use linux because fuck micro$oft

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>in graphic design class
>only use linux because fuck micro$oft
>stacey beside me asks "uh anon why's your computer look so wieeeeeeeerd?"
>tell her it's linux
>explain that it's open source and that it's better
>she just says "uh ok coooool"
>pretends to look at her phone, she hasn't even unlocked it
>fucking stacies
>class begins
>"ok class we will begin by opening the sample image in photoshop on the course website"
>lol photoshop is for plebs i have superior GIMP
>course website won't load, need java
>what the fuck is this 1997 or some shit
>sudo apt-get install default-jre
>errors
>troubleshoot for 20 minutes, finally get it to work
>open the image, prof is already way ahead
>"and now we make a mask"
>o shit haven't done that before in GIMP
>but as an enlightened linux user i am a google-fu master
>type "gimp mask" into google
>bunch of bdsm shit shows up
>"OH MY GOD EWWW ANON WTF"
>it's the fucking stacey beside me
>"no wait it's not"
>"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP THIS WEIRD PORNO STUFF?"
>whole class looks disgusted
>"it's not porno i just had to"
>some fucking chad all up in my face
>"YO YOU GOTTA LEARN SOME MANNERS BRO"
>takes my glorious open-source laptop and throws it on the floor
>pieces go flying
>open source stickers everywhere
>chad turns to stacey
>"HEY YOU ALRIGHT BABY?"
>"i think so... i don't know if he was going to rape me or something"
>'YOU WERE GONNA RAPE HER?"
>"no i was just"
>chad picks up my frail 130 pound skeleton frame and literally throws me out the door
>"DON'T FORGET YOUR PORN MACHINE YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO"
>laptop hits me in the head

lesson: don't ever use linux