>be me
>7 inch dick
>not that short
>not that ugly
>muscular
>average IQ
>love playing videogames, listening to music, watching anime, smoking weed
>make $1300 a year
why don't i have a girlfriend?
>>34069243
>>make $1300 a year
there
>$1300 a year
how do you survive on that
>>34069359
>how do you survive on that
i blow it all on weed
>>34069384
won't take long on 1300 a year
>>34069243
How old are you ? How tall are you ?
Don't hide the important details
>>34069520
I am 19 years old. I am 5'7.5 in height.
GET
TEH FUCK
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34069584
why? no girl is interested. i have many shortcomings. i should still have a girlfriend.. but i'm a robot just like you. i'm not a normie...
>>34069618
i don't know my friend. it's not fair is it...
>>34069561
>not that short
Are you serious?
because you're short and very very poor
>>34071387
I am just 1.5 inches away from the average. When I have my winter boots on I am just .5 inch away from the average.
>>34069243
>>make $1300
HAHHAAAA
I make $1600
;_;
STAAAAANLLEY
WHERR ARE YOU
PLEASE COME BACK
DID YOU READ
STAAAAAAAAAAANLEEEY
>>34071413
Isn't average like 6'1"?
>>34071467
no the average is 5'10"
>>34069243
Why would womyn date an average guy like you when they have hundreds of Chads at their disposal?
>>34069243
You don't want it enough.
>>34071547
because not all girls are worthy of chad just like i am not worthy of stacey. i am worthy of a girl of my level. i am a level 2 so i deserve a level 2 gf.
>>34069243
Your interests are pointless
>>34071643
all interests are pointless
>>34069243
>love playing videogames, listening to music, watching anime, smoking weed
literally manchild : the hobbies. No girl will be interested being with you in the long run.
>>34071696
but no other hobbies are fun?... i also like working out and for a girl i will get good at the guitar, i know the basics..
>>34071827
>or a girl i will get good at the guitar
If you'd be practicing for yourself and not for a girl. Working out is brainless hobby desu, you literally go and do some exercises.
>>34071859
no working out takes some brains to understand the science of working out and also how to get the form good to not hurt yourself. why can't i practice the guitar for a girl? if i try to do it for me i have no energy to do it..