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If you are good looking, girls will go out of their way to fuck you; no matter how autistic you are.
Why must we be so cursed
RRREEEE
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>>34177109
>Why must we be so cursed
RRREEEE
>implying
>girls will go out of their way to fuck you
What good is it if you are too robotic to fuck THEM?
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>>34177141
too robot to fuck someone?
if a girl leads me on in plain english, how is it difficult to fuck them???
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Tfw hot but a kissless virgin
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>get rejected by a fucking STACY
>minutes later she is one facebook saying "I'm too shy to talk to anybody" and "why am I so lonely"
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE EVERYBODY SO MUCH S;DGAJK;LKSGHD;ALKH;FDJAHG;SDJHGLKSJDFHGLKJSDFHG;DSAJASDGJKL;ASKDJG
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>>34177100
This is your blackpill moment. Join MGTOW and leave this degenerate society behind.
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Kek classic
Now you've been redpilled
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Fucking shit I am so tired of being rejected. What the fuck. I'm not some ugly fucking brute. I should at least have sex ONCE. JUST FUCKING ONCE. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? fuck this. Fuck everything. I'm depressed and want to die.
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>that feeling of pure bliss after knocking some uppity bitch the Fuck out and shit talking him while he's on the ground
Fucking bliss lads
You lot are missing out
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>missing out
on being ridiculous?
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>>34177069
If it's ridiculous then why have humans been doing it from day 1?
You shrivelled spineless faggot
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>>34177110
It is
And your latter statement is moot since you're posting it here on /r9k/
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You're at the TENDIES store waiting behind these women, what do?
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keep waiting and get overly anxious making sure i have the correct amount of money
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White woman have ZERO ass lol.
Hold this L white people
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>>34176801
eww
origano
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>parents don't buy a lot of food
>never get variety get the same things every day
>most of the time have nothing
>still fat as shit
>they never cook or get take out
>I can't afford it myself because I'm addicted to weed
>have a dollar store near me but I have anxiety and it's a small town and I don't like them seeing my buying habits
>can't afford food or get it anywhere can't drive because no car
How does one eat?
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>>34176732
If you stopped smoking weed, you'd have money for more food. Then again, without smoking you wouldn't be as hungry anyway and you'd be less fat. Buy a bag of rice, beans, and maybe potatoes.
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>eat one meal a day
>never been fat in my life
feels good, man
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>>34176775
No I need a variety of nutrients or I feel like I'm gonna faint
In case you always wanted to know what your girth looks like compared to a real girl.
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This has got to be fake
My weeny is 6,5 in girth but never would it fill a roastie like that
She must be a midget
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>>34176782
she's 5'4
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>>34176803
Like I said, midget
Had me for a second there OP
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What do you suppose would happen if I went to Penn station in the middle of the night and boarded a train heading west with $200 in my pocket?
I'm a 29 year old NEET/hiki of five years.
Do you suppose if I make it to the Midwest a farmer would take me in and give me room and board in exchange for working on his farm?
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>>34176699
I don't know anon but it's nice to see another NY anon on this board
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>>34176699
why go to the midwest? There are farms all around her in NY. Even in the city.
You could always come upstate and stay on my uncle's farm if you really need it. Though you gotta put in work. And stay away from his daughter too.
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>>34176699
>Do you suppose ... a farmer would ... give me room and board in exchange for working on his farm?
More than half of U.S. farm workers are undocumented immigrants.
Source: http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/29/news/economy/american-farm-workers/
Of the roughly one million farm workers in the United States, most are immigrants, and an estimated one-quarter to one-half of them are illegal.
http://www.voanews.com/a/us-farmers-depend-on-illegal-immigrants-100541644/162082.html
Farmworkers' average annual income is $11,000; for a family it is approximately $16,000.4 This makes farm work the second lowest paid job in the nation (after domestic labor).
https://saf-unite.org/content/united-states-farmworker-factsheet
What do you think, OP?
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Is eating your own cum gay?
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>>34176650
I mean...I lick my cum off my hands when I beat off. I consider it gay as hell but I enjoy it cause it is the closest to being a woman ill get
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>>34176685
>>34176650
That's not gay, it's just resourceful.
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It's not gay but it isn't straight exactly.
It's a little different than eating another man's cum
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Any tall femanons here?
What's it like?
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>>34176641
I'm only 5'8'' but one of my friends is 6'10'' (her brother is 7'2'', family of giants)
>she has to duck to get through doors
>she can't sleep right because she's too long for most beds
>she sits so far back in her car she basically doesn't have a rear driver's side seat
>literally every guy she's ever been with has been a foot or more shorter than her
>tall guys are extremely intimidated by tall women since they aren't used to being kissed from above by anyone but their mothers
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>>34176739
nice b8
originalli
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>>34176739
Op said any tall bitches here, not if any bitch here has friends who are tall.
Dumb cunt.
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any mexican here? i'm from Veracruz, i can read english but it is hard to me to make sentences :( if you are mexican pls answer in spanish or just dont judge my bad english
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Soy uno Mexicano tambien pero no habla Espanol
I think I did it right. I'm a mexibro but only speak English
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I'm from Veracruz but living in Quintana Roo right now, sup anon what doing?
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I'm from veracruz too pero mi espanol no es bien. My spanish speaking skills are diminishing and my writting is bad. Pero todabia lo puede entender.
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Sup my fellow Robots, tonight we're all getting together in an R9K-Adult Swim-Styled Rabbit room. We'll be watching Adult Animation and Funny Cartoons and we'll all be chatting together!
Please come and join us, it begins at 7:30 PM (PST) -- the show starts in five minutes.
Link: https://www.rabb.it/Dormin_
More info below~~
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Here's what it looks like
Turn full screen on if you'd like, also make sure to turn it onto HD.
Don't be scared to say Hi in chat either
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>>34176595
>>34176623
I PUT A LOT OF FUCKING WORK INTO THIS SHIT SO IF ATLEAST ONE PERSON DOESN'T COME JOIN US IM GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING PISSED!
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>>34176978
I'm sorry m8, I'd join but I have to go sleep
Maybe post when there's more posters active
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How my parents ruined my life (venting) 2017-01-16 03:16:34 Post No.34176409
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How my parents ruined my life (venting)
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So I had the recent revelation that my problems with relationships is directly the fault of my upbringing, and as much as the normies on this board will argue against it, is NOT my fault.
My father was hardly ever around, since he worked in the film industry and often had to travel, and even when he wasn't the long hours meant he was barely around anyway. So that's the fatherless aspect which is famous for fucking peoples lives up.
Then there's the fact that my parents lowkey hated each other. They voted for different parties, wanted to raise me in completely different ways, and just generally disagreed on a lot of things.They also recently divorced after both of them cheated on each other (though my father will never admit it despite direct evidence he has now destroyed). But my point is they didn't love each other like lovers should. My mother described her relationship with him more like living with a roommate then a husband. So all throughout my child I thought this was normal. I thought it was normal for a father to leave for long periods of time, for parents to have completely different political and ideological views, and to generally not like each others company. Going to friends houses was bizarre, cause their parents relationship was so much more pleasant than mine.
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The reason I can't get a girlfriend is 100% my parents fault, because they never taught me intimacy. Intimacy is like a taboo to me. The very idea of even holding hands with someone makes my face red. It seems wrong, let along making out or having sex. Even the idea of having a officially having a girlfriend makes me majorly uncomfortable. I wish I could say I've learned from my mistakes but I haven't. Cause I'm not making "mistakes", my mind just goes into panic mode and I don't know what to do. I remember one time this girl who liked me kept asking me if I liked anyone on ask.fm (it was anonymous but I knew it was her) and I said no, even though the feeling the mutual. Had I said yes I probably wouldn't still be a virgin, but here I am.
>tfw the depression's coming back again
TL;DR My parents were more like friends than an actual couple, so I never learned what a real relationship was supposed to be. Intimacy with another human being is a taboo for me.
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Take some fucking responsibility, fag
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>>34176409
Same
>>>34175317
Parents fucking suck
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CYOA thread, throw in your favorites, (pic unrelated).
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>>34176376
symbiote
rolling for mutant though out of curiosity (even though 1-30 doesnt work here)
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>>34176680
I love this shit but don't have anything to contribute sadly. Bumping for more
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Here's one 1/2(I don't have page 3)
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>middle school
>like this girl but she has a bf
>she convinces me to join gaia with her and her friends
>start infiltrating my way into her friend group
>slowly start planting negative seeds in her head about her bf
>know he's a cuck and won't do shit
>he starts updating his gaia journal shit about his relationship problems with me in it
>drive the wedge further and further between them
>gets to the point where he photoshops my avatar's head exploding and posts it on his profile
>kek'd, knew I was in the home stretch
>just flat out tell this girl that I could treat her better than that cuck
>she breaks up with him
>we start dating 1 day after
>cuck has a mental breakdown and becomes suicidal
>I break up with her 2 weeks later because she's weird and annoying as shit
wew sorry famalam
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>>34176348
Did it make you feel any better about your pathetic life, faggot?
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Is this when I'm supposed to say cool story bro?
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>>34176348
you are a piece of shit. but it think it helped the guy somehow. i hope they won't come together again. you should talk to him and say you did on purpose, because you know he is a good guy and knew that the girl was a slut.
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>be me
>in LDR
>we play wow almost all day every day together
>always in Skype
>love each other, masturbate with each other a lot
>she has a friend that drives a truck, known her for longer than me
>he's friendzoned like fuck
>gets in public voice chat when he parks
>calls her everyday and drones on and on about stupid shit
>still on skype while they talk, can hear her saying "Uh-huh..Uh-huh...Uh-huh", like you do when you dont want to talk
>always cockblocks me by calling when we're getting horny
>think that he knows he does this
How do I get this fuckin annoying piece of shit to stop calling and wasting my time/boner? He makes me fuckin rage
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>in LDR
>Worried about "wasting" his boner
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>>34176851
Can't you guys help me piss off a friendzoned cuck instead of this queer shit?
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>>34177028
>He's in an ldr
>Calls another man a cuck