In case you always wanted to know what your girth looks like

This has got to be fake
My weeny is 6,5 in girth but never would it fill a roastie like that
She must be a midget

>>34176782
she's 5'4

>>34176803
Like I said, midget

Had me for a second there OP

>>34176881
That's average in the US.

>>34176782
you're probably not 6.5" girth breh

>>34176716
how long is the tube?

Really? My 5 girth would her that much?
Damn.

>>34176716
But mine is 4 inches in girth

>>34176881

5'4" is nowhere near midget status, dude. It's a totally average height. 5' is "really short" and 6 is "really tall" for an American woman.

>>34176716
This might be accurate. One thing that I remember from the last time I had sex (around 9 years ago) is how huge my average cock looked surrounded by the average girl's pussy lips.
Maybe that's why they suck when it comes to estimating size.

>>34176716
I want to die

I'm really not surprised that that wasn't original

>tfw penis too wide for sex

>>34178496
Shit's awful.
>torn condoms
>blowjobs result in teeth
>can't fully experience sex due to accidentally causing pain

>>34176881
That's normal girl height. Jesus Christ you know nothing about measurements. First you think your dick is 6.5 inches thick then you think 5'4" for a girl is a midget.

>>34176716
Wow girls are really small

>>34178496
>>34178542
I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you guys

next to my dick it looks like a double bass

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>>34176716
LOL I'm thiccer than that for fucks sake

>>34176716
it would be more educational if it were inside of her tbqhonest.

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>>34178542
>torn condoms
I call bullshit

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>>34176716
pretty hot these comparison pictures.
got more?

>>34178766
how tall is this girl?
anyone know?

>>34178766
why are girls so tiny

>tfw feel slightly better about my dick

>>34178766

bagina opening is a good couple inches down from where the tape measure is at. Regardless, this girl have non-dick size stuff?

>>34178766
tfw ywn have a 13 inch dick that reaches girls boobs
not that i'd have a chance to use it anyways

>>34178857
you seem well acquainted with vaginal openings my friend, do you mind pointing exactly where the qts bagina hole starts?

>>34176716

Too bad less than 5-15% is above 5" girth. That's magnum size.

>>34178906
You're overestimating it. I'm 7x5.5 and it looks slightly pencilous

>>34178906
5" is pretty average desu

>>34178900

Down past the lips at least.

>>34178977
this makes no sense to me anon.

>>34178970

Nope. 4.7" is average.

>>34178496
>>34178542
but I /want/ to hurt girls with my penis.

this was actually not original

>>34178756
push his head in a vagina and see what happens

>>34178766
holy fuck woman are manlets

>>34178900
1 cm from the asshole

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>>34178542

>Torn condoms.

Nice lies bro. Hopefully you'll get to use one someday.

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did some calculations i hope they are correct

>>34179829
Good attempt, but the lens is probably slightly fish-eyed, which is why your calculations aren't really useful.

>>34176716
6.5" looks too large but the concept is right on. I see so many people claiming to have massive girths and I have to wonder what possible mistake they could be making in measuring other than the simplest answer which is flat out lying.

>>34179961
Since I mainly used the middle part of the image as reference point the margin of error is negligible.

She may be two inches taller at most

>>34180067
Not to mention it looks like the face was cropped out, the middle of the original shot is probably around the bellybutton.

>>34180062
ive never measured girth before. do you do it at the the thickest part or what?

>>34180136
Wrap a "string" around the thickest part and keep track of the overlap. Then line the string up against a ruler from end to end.

Dicks aren't uniform in girth or shape so the measurement is fairly pointless as well unless you were measuring your dick's displacement in water.

>>34180136
http://www.sizemeup.info/iindex.html

I already know what my dick looks like inside a girl

>>34181488
You got X-ray vision there son?
Or did you find a nice slime girl to fuck?

>>34182107
Not him, but I wish I could fuck a slime girl.

my fav test:

if you think giving head is "easy" find an object roughly your girth and try to put it in your mouth

>toilet roll test

enjoy faggets

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>>34182515
Only an unoriginal faggot wouldn't.

>>34182646
Those toilet roll cardboard things are all different sizes depending on the brand and size of the toilet paper.

Most test with the tiny ones.

>>34182683
eurofag alert

>4 inch girth
Kill me
Not suprised unavagadro

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and why exactly should i care? just gonna cum in her tummy and feel good she doesnt need too

>>34176962
>>34178279
>>34178562
>t. midgets

>>34176881
> these salty midgets replying to you
I may be a niggerfaggot, but atleast I'm a 5'11" niggerfaggot

>5.5" x 5.5" erect
>fucking tiny when flaccid, like 3" length

Average length but above average girth. I'm not sure how to feel about this, although it kind of sucks being a grower but not a shower.

>>34183594
3 to 5.5 is not a grower, you just have a small dick overall

>>34178766
It just blows my mind sometimes that sex involves part of you being inside somebody else.

>>34183631
wow..have you considered suicide?

>>34183594
>>fucking tiny when flaccid, like 3" length

Sometimes my penis goes inside me when it's not erect, like a turtle retracting its head.

>>34183641
what if i told you that women don't qualify as "another person"

>>34183661
I'd probably just continue masturbating.

>>34183594
Lol I'm a 2-3 when flaccid and a 7-8 when erect
Fun fact: my penis has no consistency

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>>34178639
this board discourages reaction images but fuck the mods

>>34176716
>not just measuring it against an iphone

now you know what your dick looks like in the hands of selfie-taking tumblrsluts

>>34178639
Post of the year 2017 already pack her up

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>>34176716
>0.5" decides my fate

Kill me

>>34183648
>>34185083
Grower feels

>decently sized dick when erect, absolutely miniscule when flaccid
>on trip to Japan with a few friends
>we go to hot spring hotel
>we all get naked as is the standard
>they don't mention anything then and there
>a few months later one of them makes the snide comment "and I discovered you've been lying about *something*"

>>34176716
>tfw 3'' girth

Maybe less
fml famalam

>>34176716
>tfw smaller than smallest size shown

fuck, why do sluts need such a big cock?

>tfw 6.5" x 5.75"
I'm gonna make it right?

>>34185991
>iktf

>skinny dipping when i was a normie teenager
>thought everyone's penis was a grower and nobody shaved (roman and greek statues, went to an onsen in japan)
>get made fun of "because you can't see my dick through my pubes lmao!!"
>tfw 7"x5.5" is fucking useless

on the 'bright' side keep my junk shaved down to a 1, always perceived romantic situations far enough to make sure I'm at least 'fluffed' before a girl touches my dick.

>>34186163
>make sure I'm at least 'fluffed' before a girl touches my dick.

Non-virgin grower here.

I do the same, and I've found this to be a fun moment often when it's all over. Obviously after we're done fucking I'll go back to my 1 inch self. I have very high body heat, especially after sex, so I tend to just lay naked on the bed without covers to cool down. Then she notices my tiny penis that felt so big and nice inside her just 5 minutes ago, and she'll often giggle or play a little with it while being surprised at its size. It's never been negatively charged moment since this tiny looking dick already satisfied her.

>>34176716
>tfw your dick is thiccer than a lot of girl's wrists
>tfw you will never know what it feels like to stretch a vagina with your log of a dick

>>34178255
Same bro. Pencil dicks are the worst

>>34176716
my girth is 4.3, I want an addition to the chart

5.5 is the godtier girth. Anything higher starts feeling uncomfortable and anything lower isn't enough to satisfy.

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>>34176716
>tfw 7.5x6.5
>girl interested in me is 5ft
vlad the fucking impaler

>>34178766
This is so painfully shopped it hurts. Look at the numbers you dumb fucks

>>34187010
beat that pussy up anon

>>34178639
Gave me a chuckle, thanks anon.

>>34183540
5'11" isnt tall at all

>>34187619
>if you're not tall you're a midget
>a middle ground doesn't exist
Kill yourself.

>tfw legitimately 7x5.5
>not had sex in over 8 years
Noone would ever be interested in me for the rest of my life because I'm an unemployed low status male.

I have nothing to offer thus no worth as a partner.

>8.5" dick
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
>Botched circumcision (the doctor didn't cut off all the foreskin around my glands, so there's some skin that looks melted)
>Scrotum basically attaches half way up shaft, making it visibly and functionally only like 5-6"
>5" girth
>Terrible circumcision scars
>Papules all over balls
>Permanently dry because of circumcision
>wide hips making everything look even smaller than normal
>also I'm ugly as fuck so not like I ever use it

thanks mom and dad :''))

>>34187817
oh yeah, there's some excess skin around my pee-hole. Making it look like a mouth :/

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>decent sized dick
>have hair and pimples literally all over my dick
MAKE IT STOP
WHY IS LIFE SUCH SUFFERING

nothing is worse than having hair on weird spots on your dick

>>34183540
You're a fucking midget
I'm 6'2

>>34187914
I'd be down to suck a big fat greasy pimple covered cock, but I don't know about the hair part.

>>34188001
Not even a degenerate homo would suck my hairy cock. Life is truly just a big meme.

>>34188076
Like it's that fucking hard to shave it.

>>34187010
I'm so into short girls. You pound her good Anon.

>>34187914
>6.5 to 7 in length(varies for some reason)
>5.5 in girth
>Base has little bumps

I thought it was some kind of skin disorder or something but it's just from the fact i have a slightly botched circumcision i have hair growing on up the shaft.

I think most women would be grossed out though thinking i'm some kind of disease freak.

>>34187869
Do you ever laugh while taking a piss thinking it's your dick throwing up

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>>34187701
>>34183540
when will the manlets learn?