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>born too late for arranged marriage and guarantee geisha qt
>born too early for virtual waifus and android waifus

FKILL ME

>>34185054
Soon. Give it 5 decades.

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>>34185054
Know that feel all too well, anon. Virtual reality in my lifetime is the sole reason I haven't killed myself yet.

>>34184966
I'd probably post pics if myself online. And nude ones without my face showing.

>>34184966
tfw i have the same eye fuckup like her
why do people find her attractive but i look like an orc? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I would play with my anus.

>Why are people so shallow

Fixed it for you.

>>34185056
>white knighting
fuck off you beta faggot, this way you will at most get a pity fuck by some fatty girl

>>34185093
Ayyy yo hol up so you are saying men can't be shallow ethier? Are you saying guys don't do things out of spite or jealousy or just becuase? Becuase if you are,you are naive and deserve all the pain and suffering you get.

You've got more testosterone than them, don't know if they appreciate that

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>>34184971
Yeah cute Asian guys would be best paired with a cute Asian girl and a black girl like me would be best paired with a tall black man but that doesn't stop me from wanting to molest them Asian boys on trains. Preferably one who is a bit smaller than me.

>>34184923
3/10 bitchy black stacy wants 10/10 asian chad and calls herself a robot to get attention from ugly robots

kys famalam I hear Allah will grant you with 75 qt azn bf if you bomb normies

I agree
And it's being pushed on us as something to seek out or as an unavoidable addiction

>>34184879
That is complete bogus.

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>>34184879
>tfw most of my fantasies aren't even fucking, just romantic stuff like affectionate names and cuddling

>>34184817
>Luthor

>still using niggers as sex object and for degredation purpose

If I was black it'd make me hate whites even more.

>>34184817
>Dr
>Luthor

Why not create your own profile instead?

>>34184824
Already got what i needed out of a person on there. Not to get off topic but it really is easy to get a relationship with an asian female if you are white and live close by to them.

>>34184799
6'3-6'6

looking for sex/
livin the life/
a good bull can plow even in the mud ;P/
i'm chad i can write whatever i fucking want

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Still easy mode.

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Last easy one. The rest are harder.

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When eye contact is uncomfortable. You will excel.

>>34184745
When I heard about it as an eight year old.

>>34184749
only way 8yrolds do that is because of their parents

>>34184745
I never believed in god and the tales in the bible. I left church 3 years ago so I don't have to pay for their bullshit.

>>34184740
>not wadding up a bunch of paper towels, sticking them in the urinal, peeing on them, and then throwing it into the stall

Step your game up.

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>>34184740
>not following him into the cubicle and fucking his ass

>>34186104
I don't know, man. That sounds pretty gay.

>>34184699
Fuck, well atleast I have bigger tits than you do

>>34184727
>bragging about being fat
why tho

>>34184699
What did you just say about me you boyish bodyied bitch?
Do i look like a fucking sys admin to you
Ill have you know i'm a senior developer and i make 7 times more than you.

Know your place you inferior slut.
kick some sand on her face and walk away on my tiptoes

>>34184688
>I will proceed to generalize half the population

>>34184688
Have you considered that maybe the reason you feel this way is because you're a shit person and that when you are honest with people they see how shit a person you are

>>34184688
I've always been an honest person, I can't help it I was raised that way.

Maybe women should face reality and see the truth.

Are you still there if you do not care?

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>>34184646
>tfw still caring somewhat

feels pretty mediocre desu

>tfw stop caring about what is actually happening and only care about potentials

>>34184631
OH WHAT

I CANT BELIEVE OTHER ANONS HAVE PLAYED THIS

i used to play this in my childhood haha good times

how do you play it?
what are the rules?

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Who remembers playing nohjball in the schoolyard?

make children, as you raise them, you will associate other young people with your children and not with sex

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>>34184620
I can kinda relate to this because I'm asian and I only had older european girlfriends. As long as you're attracted to your husbands personality and mental it's all good. And if not, leave him. You'd be wasting both your and your husbands time.
Youth in looks will fade away and only feeds the ego not your heart.

are you that black woman who went to Japan?