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welp i guess i'm a hypocrite
>lonely af
>try dating site
>no responses for long time
>finally one day get a response from pictureless profile, depressing tag like 'hate this place ppl are mean'
>expecting bad ugly but tell myself idc, i'm no prize
>short convo, get face pic, she legit looks like fucking Bubbles from TPB but even uglier, i think she may legit have downs or something
>feel bad for her and don't want to bail
>keep chatting
>she asks to meet for coffee
>too puss to say no
>tell her i'll txt her next week or weekend
>now is next week
>i know she's expecting to hear from me
dudes i'm desperate af but i don't think i can do sex to Bubbles bros
how do i get out of this without making her suicide

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:13:48 Post No.34192406
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>>34192361

Just ignore it completely. Why do you care, anon? Has the world ever gone out of its way to do any favors for you?

Even ignoring that, if you go for coffee it's going to make it that much harder for you to bail. Sure, you could try playing it off as "I'm a nice guy, but we just didn't click," but do you really want to go down that route, and feel obligated for at least a couple of dates to let her down easily?

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:14:51 Post No.34192429
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>>34192361
Just don't reply, let natural selection do its thing. She's not made to reproduce or even try.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:15:46 Post No.34192448
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>>34192361
Dont worry if you ditch her she will get laid anyway
Women can never reach our level of sexual frustration anyway

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:10:42 Post No. 34192347 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there any other twitch fembots?

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brittany venti has posted here before, not saying she's a fembot though

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>>34192347
If they already have people on twitch they do not need to attention whore here.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:11:57 Post No.34192372
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>>34192347
wait is that qtneko and is she streaming right now?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:09:33 Post No. 34192325 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw no qt gf with a peenee

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mfw finally gets qt gf with an abnormally large peenee

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>>34192325
becum ur own qt gf

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i be ur gf

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:06:45 Post No. 34192278 [Report] [View this topic]

What drives a black man to subject himself to this kind of humiliation?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:10:24 Post No.34192339
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:10:24 Post No.34192339 [Report]

That is a white guy with blackface on

look at his legs

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>>34192339
KEK WHAT THE FUCK
oregano

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>>34192278
Kek the black guy cant even get hard from it because he's not even a real cuckold. Even he knows its just stupid.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:06:16 Post No. 34192270 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else here is scared of moving out on your own and getting a job? I don't know anything about the real world, I would fuck up so much it be too embarrassing. I don't know how to get an apartment or write a cv, my social skills are terrible from the anxiety i feel. I'm fucked, I have no friends or hobbies really (just sit on computer all day) so even if I did get started on my own if I tried to date or make friends it would be so awkward. They would wonder what was wrong with an grown adult never having these things before.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:10:10 Post No.34192334
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:10:10 Post No.34192334 [Report]

I moved out when I was 18, feels great TBQH

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:11:51 Post No.34192369
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>>34192334
do you have any depression or anxiety, are you lonely? at least you can cope on your own that's a good thing, i couldn't

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I've got a job, but I still live at home. Getting a job and a way of money is one thing, but finding your own place and having to be the one who has to cover bills, rents and all that on your own is a scary thought in itself.
It would probably be easier way of life if I had a roommate to cover half but i've no friends to live with and living with complete strangers is intimidating.

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Girl penis Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:38 Post No. 34192252 [Report] [View this topic]

Are clits not just inverted penises?

How big does it need to be before sucking on it feels gay?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:20:25 Post No.34192556
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>>34192252
Size has nothing to do with it. It's never gay if the penis is feminine.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:03:22 Post No.34193285
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:03:22 Post No.34193285 [Report]

Actually penises are inverted clits

Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:54:54 Post No.34194315
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 09:54:54 Post No.34194315 [Report]

>inverted penises
>inverted
You don't know the meaning of this word, do you?

To answer your question, I think they are more like a direct analogue

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:04:58 Post No. 34192238 [Report] [View this topic]

What should I wank to today?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:47 Post No.34192255
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:47 Post No.34192255 [Report]

scat porn desu

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:59 Post No.34192261
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:59 Post No.34192261 [Report]

Something with Haruhi.

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>>34192238
A mirror, staring into your eyes.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:03:25 Post No. 34192222 [Report] [View this topic]

What's keeping you from killing yourself this time, anon?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:04:05 Post No.34192229
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>>34192222
A mix of hope and masochism.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:09 Post No.34192242
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:05:09 Post No.34192242 [Report]

I'm alive exclusively for fleeting moments of pleasure.

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becoming a daddy and marrying another daddy to live out my fantasies

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:02:36 Post No. 34192212 [Report] [View this topic]

>mom found the smegma sock

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:29:01 Post No.34192699
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:29:01 Post No.34192699 [Report]

>dad found the cumcat

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>>34192699
>dad is proud of (you)

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:31:10 Post No.34192738 [Report]

>mom found the shitbaby

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Judgement Time! are you a true Robot or human 2017-01-16 08:01:22 Post No.34192189
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Judgement Time! are you a true Robot or human Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:01:22 Post No. 34192189 [Report] [View this topic]

tell some of your life experience and other anons judge what you are.
>country
>ethicity
>current age
>age it happen at
(don't be a faggot giving yourself a title)
>true robot
>cyborg
>tin man
>depressed human

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:07:59 Post No.34192294
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:07:59 Post No.34192294 [Report]

anons step up and be judge

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:17:43 Post No.34192497 [Report]

you anon ,are no fun

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:36:31 Post No.34192834 [Report]

thread dead before it started

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:59:57 Post No. 34192163 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get a girl into pegging or to peg me?
Anons who have done it HOW?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:01:21 Post No.34192188
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:01:21 Post No.34192188 [Report]

just fuck a man

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:03:47 Post No.34192227 [Report]

>>34192188
no guys are gross pham

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>>34192227
It feels better if its a man trust me.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:58:54 Post No. 34192140 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw got circumcised
The air hitting my penis head feels weird.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:59:43 Post No.34192160
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:59:43 Post No.34192160 [Report]

why did you do it? oregano

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:00:56 Post No.34192177 [Report]

enjoy your nerveless sandpaper dick

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:03:51 Post No.34192228 [Report]

>Voluntarily getting your penis severed
>Not washing it enough, thus medically needing to get foreskin removed

either way you're a degenerate.

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:55:09 Post No. 34192083 [Report] [View this topic]

rate my wife robots

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:59:03 Post No.34192143
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Heart throb / 100

Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:14:18 Post No.34192415
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:14:18 Post No.34192415 [Report]

how many of you have masturbated to your WoW character?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 08:16:14 Post No.34192459 [Report]

>>34192083
Not too shabby, but the dranei girlcock is IMO patrician

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:53:47 Post No. 34192056 [Report] [View this topic]

Does losing your virginity change you?

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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:56:38 Post No.34192107
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:56:38 Post No.34192107 [Report]

not if you paid a whore or fucked like chad and stacy

consummating profound mutual desire within intimate carnal oblivion does

Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:56:46 Post No.34192111
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:56:46 Post No.34192111 [Report]

No. You're the same awkward fuck you were the day before. And if you ever actually get into a real long term relationship, your significant other will prefer you to be a virgin, trust me.

Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:57:39 Post No.34192120
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Anonymous 2017-01-16 07:57:39 Post No.34192120 [Report]

Yeah.
Gives you confidence.
Makes you realise exactly what you're missing out on when you're not getting it.

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