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welp i guess i'm a hypocrite >lonely af >try dating

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welp i guess i'm a hypocrite
>lonely af
>try dating site
>no responses for long time
>finally one day get a response from pictureless profile, depressing tag like 'hate this place ppl are mean'
>expecting bad ugly but tell myself idc, i'm no prize
>short convo, get face pic, she legit looks like fucking Bubbles from TPB but even uglier, i think she may legit have downs or something
>feel bad for her and don't want to bail
>keep chatting
>she asks to meet for coffee
>too puss to say no
>tell her i'll txt her next week or weekend
>now is next week
>i know she's expecting to hear from me
dudes i'm desperate af but i don't think i can do sex to Bubbles bros
how do i get out of this without making her suicide
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>>34192361

Just ignore it completely. Why do you care, anon? Has the world ever gone out of its way to do any favors for you?

Even ignoring that, if you go for coffee it's going to make it that much harder for you to bail. Sure, you could try playing it off as "I'm a nice guy, but we just didn't click," but do you really want to go down that route, and feel obligated for at least a couple of dates to let her down easily?
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>>34192361
Just don't reply, let natural selection do its thing. She's not made to reproduce or even try.
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>>34192361
Dont worry if you ditch her she will get laid anyway
Women can never reach our level of sexual frustration anyway
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>>34192406
>>34192429
i guess this is for the best....
but idk part of my degeneracy still tells me to TRY and have sex with it at least
i mean maybe if i close my eyes and think of asian girls i can get hard
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>>34192531
Fap and think about it again. At this point, you didn't have a lot of contact to her. Not answering now is not that bad, fucking her and then not answering would put you in a worse situation.
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>>34192611
i did just fap
to fat gross granny porn
thats now why i'm considering it.
if she's just dtf with no strings...that would be the only way in which i would do it though....but i know that's probably not what she wants.
i've been kicking around the idea of just being straight with her and just telling her 'sex or nothing'.
i'd be rid of her anyways if she says no...
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>>34192672
If you can't keep yourself from fucking Bubble's brother, then I really can't help but wish you some rare STD that's been lurking in that pussy for decades.
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>>34192714
kek thanks bro
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>>34192748
np, don't do it though. Seriously.
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>>34192448
This, my only gf was a 200kg or something "girl".
We ended because she asked me to stop being shy or she'd leave me and instead I dumped her on the spot.
After like two weeks she found someone else already.
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>>34192919
but don't ugly bitches deserve the chance to have meaningless sex too?
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>>34192361
>not fucking her in the kitty

Do it for the novelty, Bubs
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>>34192361
Call it off. You don't want to contribute to a world where pic related is normal.
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>>34193413
god i would so rather bang that potato over bubs
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>>34192361
I know this is serious, but thanks for making me laugh anon, I needed that today.
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>>34193579
why does my conundrum amuse you so?
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>>34192361

Be a man you fucking moron, not like these pathetic faggots. Tell her you don't like her like that, but if she's nice friendzone her. There's no reason to just vanish or ruin her day/week/whatever. As much as the edgy 10 year olds would want this or agree with it, you don't know whats going on in her life. This could be the breaking point for suicide, for example. And as somebody who has been lonely forever, you should grasp how this would feel to you.

Treat your fellow man with respect if they deserve it, and clearly she has done nothing so far to not deserve being treated like a human.
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>>34192361
Most likely you are a 5-6/10 and she is a 2-3/10. You are not a hyprocite for not wanting to date across rather than down. Fuck chad-centered society
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>>34194086
i'm a 2-3 at best.
>>34194050
you make a good point. maybe i'll tell her we just don't have chemistry, which we don't. our chats have been very flat.
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>>34194197
>i'm a 2-3 at best
So do you put her at a 1/10 or were you actually hoping to date up?

Pic related, that's what I consider a 2/10.
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>>34194477
okay maybe i'm a 3-4 then
she's that lvl of ugly.
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>>34194477
and yes ofc i was hoping to date up but i told myself looks don't matter.
i lied to myself.
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>>34194477
checked
what do you consider a 1/10, Sloth from Goonies?
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>>34194543
Well, you could still make a friend of her.
>Friends are nice to have
>Get to practise hanging out with women
>She might have female friends more to your liking

Worst case scenario
>You develop feelings
>You have bublings together
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>>34192361
Tell her your gay, or have a really bad STD's
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>>34194651
>what do you consider a 1/10
Vomit-tier.
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>>34194712
she looks like a dude
>>34194680
yeah i guess...not much interested in friends though.
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