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>>34197196
I don't get your pie chart you put no numbers of what each section represents pls rectify this

>>34197254
It's pepe, newfag

>>34197254
It's a very rare pepe bro

>>34197169
Yeah, nooooo, just fuck off with this shit tier bait.

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>tfw have a crush on Adrien Agreste
>but can't ever meet him because he's fictional
>even if he was real he probably isn't gay

I sometimes fantasize about him fucking me in the ass and loving it

>>34197210
why is it b8? just because I think Dylann is cute and needed someone to love him to get his mind out of that dark place? I read his stuff and he came across as very intelligent, just wrongheaded.

it's not like other killers dont have female admirers, breivik has all kinds of women wanting to marry him, charles manson even knocked up a girl. People even posted on fb about how they thought Rodgers was cute (i didn't lol). Obviously it's too late for us now, but i could have seen us being together.

>>34197088
The first thing you need to do is leave this site.
Fuck off Norman, hope you die in a car crash.

>>34197540
youre all i have im fadlling aparrt

She likes you but doesn't want a relationship but is okay with you going to gets but she obviously doesn't want to be friends because you are man and she is woman?

She wants you to fuck her buddy

Just make the move

can somebody help this guy out? I need to know too

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i am having difficulty getting past how extraordinarily overtly jewish that man is

Do you like bad boys?

Because I'm bad at everything.

Alternate winks with each eye while saying this

>>34197010
What are they pointing at the screen

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>>34197010
>girl
??????

I don't seem to understand what I am looking at.

>>34197010
I'm not fucking degenerates

>>34196959
>>Lasts 10 minutes

why?

>>34196979

IDK, I answered his questions but after ten minutes, he abruptly told me to have a nice day

>>34196959
my brother once had a five minute phone interview. i heard the whole thing. somehow within 2 minutes my brother started talking about ghosts and the illuminati. the interviewer played along for a while, barely holding back laughter before eventually just hanging up.
my brothers pretty crazy.
at what point do you feel like things went wrong?

Do normies ever step back and see their hypocrisy and the inconsistency in the way they treat different people

Is this the defining trait of the normie? The inability to see through social norms and look at things objectively?

>>34197134
>Do normies ever step back and see their hypocrisy and the inconsistency in the way they treat different people
lmao


never

>>34196920
If you're ugly in a masculine way, and have muscles sure. If you have a baby face like I do, then no, you'll not be taken seriously, and if you seem too confident it will disgust and infuriate people.
>>34197134
>Do normies ever introspect?
Lol dude

>>34196882
thats for me to know and you to wonder

>>34196882
Gave some dude a hug once

I havent even done anything sexual with a woman, let alone a man

>still no hyper real female sexbots with built in personalitys

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>still no jetpacks

God damn it. This is all i wanted.

>>34196814
AI taking over jobs will happen in about 2025-2030. Like 80% of the jobs will be replaced by then realistically. Sexbots are going to end up getting banned due to feminists unless we stop listening to sjw/feminists.

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Is he ok that some Chad came on her face?

I mean she's a multimillionaire in her thirties it's not like she's being taken advantage of.

>25 year old woman dates 45 year old man: "Haha you go girl, men your age are babies anyway, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas #goals!"

>25 year old man dates 18 year old girl: "omg hahahahahaha what a fucking creeper lmfao could you not find a woman your own age? bet you're probably a pedo haha"

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>>34196726
Threw this together for the tf2 heavy vs pyro thing a while ago

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my current background

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>>34196726

see file name.

>in a thread asking if number 1 was a robot
>i posted he was the ultimate space chad
>an anon shopped my post to rikers face

does this work tho

I live 10 minutes from one, I'll try and see if it works

sorry, I forgot to say:

With this coupon, the price of the pizza, 4 drinks, and 50 tokens is only $35.99

>Chuck-E-Cheese's: Where a kid can be a kid!

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>tfw (lonely) only child
>dad died, mom goes to work so I'm alone 12h a day
>getting sick of these incest/imouto threads

Its like you people are rubbing it in my face about how alone I am compared to all you normies who were born with companionship

>>34196750
Imagine having a 9/10 stacey living directly next door to you. Sharing a bathroom with her. Leaving her girl-smell panties on the floor. Seeing her develop into a woman.

I wish I was an only child.

>>34196750
Sisters are overrated.

No wait. I have a big sister. It's alternating with hating her, wanting to make out with her and wanting to fuck her. Well, at least she hugs me from time to time when she's not bullying me. And she gives me her food.

>>34196683
I can't stand my body

My ribcage is too small for my hips/hips are too big for my ribcage

I really wish I could have a normal body. I don't even want a body with a big v taper or anything. I'll take any body as long as it's proportionate

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>>34196683
You are beautiful just the way you are

I got made fun of in the lockeroom for my small penis. One inch wonder, acorn dick, I heard it all.

>>34196585
does angelina jolie even know who you are

>>34196585
that HAS to be fucking trolling

that's not a real article.... i-is it?

>>34196664
>Elitedaily
Come on, this is 1/10 clickbait