>need to describe myself >nothing is positive about me

can somebody help this guy out? I need to know too

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i am having difficulty getting past how extraordinarily overtly jewish that man is

Do you like bad boys?

Because I'm bad at everything.

Alternate winks with each eye while saying this

>>34198397
>Alternate winks with each eye while saying this
bad idea. rapidly repeated winks with a single eye gets the point across better.

"At least I'm not gay"
If you are gay, kill yourself, then say
"At least I'm not black"
If you are black too... Just give up

i don't enjoy life and i don't even know what i'm doing here.

>>34197058
It really depends on the context. Job interview, meeting new people, OKCupid profile?

Honesty is the best policy, but there are ways to describe yourself in a positive or neutral light even if you aren't happy about who you are. Here are some ideas, but it would help if you were a bit more specific.

>I like (interests).
>I know a lot about (interests).
>I am somewhat shy/reserved.
>I work at (job).
>(If you don't like the job): It is just for the time being. Here are careers I am interested in and would like to pursue.
>(If you don't have a job): I am temporarily unemployed but I'm looking for work right now. (You can lie about this.)
>I am in school. I am studying (field).
>(If you are not enrolled in school or training): I would like to go to school/trade school.
>I live in (place). (Describe attributes about that place.)
>I am from (area), where we have (cultural norms).

I think if there are things about yourself that you don't like, it might be a good idea to introduce them with the idea that you would like those things to change if they come up in conversation. It makes it a lot easier to stomach if someone doesn't have a job if they say they're looking for work.

If your religion is important to you, you could probably describe it without sounding like an extremist if you are careful. "I go to church on Sundays," "I practice (religious event or holiday)," etc. This might not go well if you're talking to someone who is very passionate about their religion or lack thereof, so beware. I personally think it's a bit pretentious to talk about atheism in public unless it comes up in a conversation.

I would never describe my political views when first meeting someone. There are very few people I feel comfortable discussing American politics with, but I've become able to discuss them with both liberal and conservative types if absolutely necessary. I usually find it exhausting and negative, and I don't enjoy it.

Hope this helps.