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>Women are having more sex than ever
>Yet there is still a surplus of male virgins that are 20+ years old

What is wrong with these freaks? Are they retarded?
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We're reverting back to the way things were before tribal marriages. The pendulum is swinging back.

One alpha, gets all the roasties. Lesser genetic failures are left to die off.
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>>34206130
This. Also there actually are some below average looking women that would rather fuck nobody than fuck an ugly or average looking man
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>>34206086
Women are more entitled than ever since sexual liberation.
Now they think why should I have to settle for less than perfect?

This is evidenced on dating apps where ugly hambeasts and deformed protein masses with a cervix demand 6ft men with large cocks and salaries like it's their right.

I'm 5ft 4 and lost the game.

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>normies get married and divorced like it's nothing
>I can't even find a loyal gf
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>>34206072
normie scum can't even comprehend the devotion and responsability that involves a relationship, let along something more advanced like a marriage.
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>>34206072
also, don't lose your head over their foolishness, continue on your way and you shall succeed, I believe in you OP
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>can't find loyal gf

Can't find gf period.

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Who here feels spiritual and homely fucking a fat ass girl?
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>>34206044
Are you just looking for an excuse to post some thicc asses because uh how the fuck does fucking a "fat ass girl" make you "feel spiritual and homely"?
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>>34206059
Well it's after I have fucked her and am not feeling intense horny urges. Then when I look at a feminine big butt I feel very peaceful and relaxed because it's so feminine.
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>>34206044
BBBRRRAAPPPPPAAADDOOODDDDLLLEEEDOOOOOWWWEEEEOOOWWWWEEEEEEEOOOOWWWWEEEEOEOEOEOOBAMBAMBAMBAMBBOOOOOOOMMMMMAAABLLLOOOOMMMMMMMBBAAAAAAAZZZZZZINNNNGGGGGGAAAA

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>try to make a fun thread
>people don't like it and say mean things
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>>34206017
Have you tried not being a little faggot?
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>fun

fuck off normie
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Please stop saying mean things, thank you.

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>Tall guys can be robots too!
Not. Tall men are virtually incapable of being robots. Much like having good facial aesthetics and/or a full head of hair, height is a very positive trait not only to the opposite sex, but in trying to climb up the corporate ladder, being treated with respect, etc.

It is a simple fact that women prefer height over all other qualities in men. Obviously looks are of upmost importance to women, and height is the #1 quality that defines looks in men. A manlet with 8/10 facial aesthetics will ALWAYS lose out to a 6'4 tall (about 195 cm) man with 5/10 facial aesthetics. And that's not all, it is a proven fact that the majority of CEOs of Fortune 500 companies are 6'0 or taller. Tall men are also always treated with respect in society, but that goes without saying. Being tall = epitome of masculinity. Simply put, manlets are lesser men than tallfags.

Now that is not to say that being tall automatically makes you Chad Thundercock, but it sure damn helps. Height is essentially 90% of the equation in being a Chad/normalfag. Robots are defined in large part by their strange/abnormal appearance, as said appearance is what shaped and molded robots' minds into behaving the way they do. Tallfags need to try their hardest to be treated as the dregs of society like manlets are - this includes voluntarily being NEET, never leaving their house, or being repulsive in every single aspect barring their height. Basically, you need to really, really try in order to fail at life if you're tall.

Tallfags have life handed to them on a silver platter, all by virtue of winning the genetic lottery. The world is their oyster, and all things being equal a tallfag will always beat out his shorter counterpart assuming they have similar facial appearance and are raised in similar circumstances.

That is all. I now await the falseflagging manlets role-playing as tallfags to come out of the woodwork and say how they're still virgins despite being 6'5.
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>>34205971
Being a robot just means being too socially inept to make friends/get laid.

Short, tall, fat, skinny, black, white, male, female.

It's all irrelevant. Robots are just sad sack autists.
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>>34206012
>It's all irrelevant
It really isn't. How tall are you?
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>>34206049
6'4"
But I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24. Because I was a socially awkward weirdo.

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>tfw parents are making me go to law school
>tfw too stupid for law school
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Don't go to law school unless it's a good law school, you have a good scholarship or you know you're going to graduate with a high gpa.

t. lawfag
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>>34205945
Just start watching a bunch of the early seasons of Law & Order until they kill off the old guy with the news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qihkQzrCw0
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>>34205945
>going to a law school
Waste of time and money

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I have a crush on Despair Lord Vyro!
Isn't he cute? Let's talk about Vyro!
Do you have a crush on anyone, anon? Who is it?
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Cuddle lord Vyro cuddle meeee
I like grumpy lord's cute pale skin and cute grumpy face! His glasses are really pretty too!!
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What would you do if you could have Vyro alone in a dark closet for an hour?
I think... I'd have to cuddle him!
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I'm sad, because if I really think about it
Vyro won't like me like that, ever.. oh well! Let's all selflessly support Vyro!!

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>people watch anime unironically
Give me a list of animes that are actually good. And no, weed shit that's barley readable and probably has no dub doesn't count. I don't watch "Kutcha mu noisa blah blah" whatever
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>>34205853
One Punch Man is pretty funny if you haven't seen it.
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>>34205853
Go watch Naruto right now
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Dragonzball P

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Is is true that most girl's favorite position is doggy style?
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>>34205781
This is definitely false. 30000%.
We have nothing to look at, facing away, feels like there's no passion.
Missionary is easily the best and most liked.

t. fembot who had sex twice
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>>34205781
Ima need sauce on this op
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>>34205781
Depends on a lot of things.

Doggy style will hit a lot deeper, but there are positions where if you have the right sized dick, you'll hit directly on her G-spot, which will be a lot better than deep penetration.

In the 3 girls I've been with, I've had the most success by putting her legs on my shoulders and leaning down to her. My dick isn't super big, so with each thrust it hits directly on the G-spot and they all came really quickly.

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Bushy eyebrowed femanon reporting in..Let's see if you guys have what it takes to look what's on the inside.
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>>34205719
>Let's see if you guys have what it takes to look what's on the inside.
and so how do we do that?
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Ask me about my hobbies????
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>>34205767
>Ask me about my hobbies????
Do you paint? Did you paint the canvases on the walls behind you? Let me see some of your work if yes

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What are your favorite things to do at the mall?

I dropped my little sister off at Chickie Cheese's and god that place smelly like a fresh dumpie.

Then I went to Spencer's Gifs and was stoked to se a Hatsune Miku blanket. I will get it for my birthday next week.

What you do at the mall?
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Nobody goes to the fucking mall. It's 2017.
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>>34205708
Also forgot to mention, I got lost. But I saw Rogue Onei n there theater.
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>>34205708
Last time I went to the mall, I went to the weeb store, asked if they had any other titty mouse pads (they only had a Miku one and some other one), and they said no. I then went to GameStop to see if they had a wireless Xbox 360 controller port thingy for my laptop, and they didn't. Then I took the bus home.

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http://attainfertility.com/article/artificial-insemination-success

Really looking into this invitro fertility treatments since I've had no real contact with men. Not fat or ugly just shy.
I'm starting to feel alone though does any fembot know if they work.

>Alternatively what help can I get to actually touch a guy.

>27
>f
>virgin
>kissless&handless.
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Handless?

Im intrigued to know more
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>>34205908
Think she just means she's never held hands, hombre
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>>34205930
Well fucking shit, i was hoping for a story here

Cuddling > Kissing > Sex

Anyone else agree with this?
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>>34205647
>Haven't cuddled a girl in 4 years
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>>34205831

>havent cuddle a girl at all.
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>>34205647
I agree with you. thing is it seems people have sex first before cuddling these days.

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I really hate how everyone shits on the kind of girls I like
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>>34205623
Well she probably likes how everyone shits on her because it means food
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>>34205623
because it's nasty despite how it gets me hard as FUCK
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>>34205623
And it's shit like this that makes me fap exclusively to hentai.

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>friend tells me he has the weirdest dreams out of all his friends
>I say ok, tell me about one of your weirdest dreams
>tells me about a dream where he tried to hook up with friends brothers gf
>tells me it was some random girl though and not actually friends brothers gf
>how weird is that?
>kind of sigh and tell him that just last night I had a dream where I cut my own head off and re-attached it
>he says that's not even that weird
>mfw
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Both of you are dreamnormalfags. You haven't truly dreamed until you dream about being haunted by a terrifying ghost that puts a smug anime girl reaction pic in fullscreen on your monitor while you're away getting dr pepper and suffocates you
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>>34205660
>implying that was my weirdest dream
It was the dream I had the night before this conversation, I told him about that one to prove a point that even the dream I had just had was weirder than his normal as fuck "weirdest dream".

Your dream does sounds pretty weird tho, 7/10.
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>>34205610
>friend has to comment on every 'hot bitch'/couple he sees
>"Anon, bruh, look at that bitches ass, bruh her pussy fire af, bruh, I bet her man smashes that shit like he gets paid for it bruh."
>'I DON'T FUCKING CARE, WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SOME STRANGERS FUCKING? SHIT, GO SHAKE HIS HAND AND ASK TO SUCK HIS DICK, FUCK.'
>"Are you gay or something, Anon?"

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