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Handless?

Im intrigued to know more

>>34205908
Think she just means she's never held hands, hombre

>>34205930
Well fucking shit, i was hoping for a story here

You shall be rated on your hands

Post em

>>34205662
If you are a 27 kissless virgin woman then you clearly must be extremely obese. Even ugly women and marginally fat women get some. Literally all you have to do is go a popular bar or club and some dude will hit on you after enough drinks.

Women can't be robots.

I'll dump one in you
I have good genetics

>>34205662
>Not fat or ugly just shy.

your ugly.

>>34205955
dubs bitches and goys

No I decided to go for a degree instead of doing a bar scene.
And then just moved into a condo.

Not really good at the social scene tend to order most things online and have them delivered.

You were to be judged on your hands f anon

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>>34205662

obvious bait but
>failure of a woman literally wants to be a single mom and raise a child

can you think about anything but yourself for 1 second? your children are doomed and they aren't even alive yet

I also don't really know much about sexual liaisons it's why I'm opting for invitro

Besides they dicks look really big to me.

enjoy visiting your future "son" in prison in the future.

>>34206050
>>34206050
I don't think I'm comfortable with online photos.
>>34206085
But I have always wanted some kids. Besides I can support them on salary

>>34206091
Most guys don't have dicksizes you see in porn. Except everyone who brags about their dicks on /r9k/, they have even bigger.

Either way, being a single mom through artificial insemination at the age of 27 is not the solution to your problems. Your mental issues will only be reflected on your child, and it doesn't look like you'll be able to give your child a safe and nurturing environment.

Bringing a child into your life in your current state would be irresponsible at best, abusive at worst.

Wait until you find someone to share custody with. Alternatively, get a cat or a dog instead. There are less consequences for fucking those up.

>>34206134
I just want to raise a child alone. Why does that automatically classify as a mental illness?
I make a nice wage and live in a condo.
I can and will give the child anything he wants.

>>34205662
27 year old male kissless virgin here. Wanna try going on a date if we are near each other? Location? No sex before marriage though.

>>34206227
I'm not saying you're mentally ill, I'm saying you're in a bad mental state to have a child. You're clearly wanting to have a baby because you're lonely, you feel that biological clock ticking, and you want some fulfillment in your life that isn't about you. Ironically, that does make it about you.

And to put it bluntly, being kissless and handless at the age of 27, especially as a woman, is a red flag for your personality. If you're actually so shy that you're not able to be approached by men, then how are you supposed to deal with any situation that arrives regarding your child?

How will you deal with your child screaming in a grocery store?

How will you deal with your child crying on a bus?

How will you deal with your child's teacher complaining about your child's behavior on class.

>I can and will give the child anything he wants.
And trust me, with this mindset, your child will become a shithead who will have all the issues above.

>>34206265
I'm from Alberta Canada around Edmonton.

>>34206227
Kids raised by single mothers are statistically worse off, it's important the child has a loving mother and a male role model, raising a kid is ying and yang.

Not trying to rain on your parade but it's the truth, get a pet or make an effort to meet someone.

>>34206227
you won't give the kid a father though

If it's a girl she grows up to be a porn star
if it's a boy he ends up browsing r9k

>>34206286
>dealing with teachers
I thought I would get the kid a private tutor
>grocery stores.
I have most my things delivered to the door. So no grocery store.
>crying on a bus
Have my own car so he will be driven everywhere.

>>34206299
A little too far north of me I am afraid. Best of luck. Google says I am a 15 hour drive away.

>>34206350
You sound like a helicopter parent. That will really mess him up.

>>34206307
I don't think I'm a statistic im white and was raised in a single parent home managed to do quite well for myself.
>>34206340
not really sure I want sex outside of marriage.
It seems everyone has to put out. And I'm very unsure about penis sizes and what would fit inside me.

>>34206350
>I thought I would get the kid a private tutor

I would really like a progress report to find out how fucked up this kid would be after having no socializing with other human beings.

>>34206402
>was raised in a single parent home managed to do quite well for myself.
>is shy, afraid to socialize and has everything delivered to the house, a reclusive loner outside of work and wants to completely isolate the kid.

tippity top kek, you ARE the statistic

>>34205662
>tfw 27 myself
Please don't make me hope with made up stories.

>>34206350
>I thought I would get the kid a private tutor

How will your child develop social skills? Despite what a lot of anons here say, school is extremely important to a child's social well being. Some may not fit in to the class, but they will grow in a much healthier way rather than staying at home alone with a single teacher.

>I have most my things delivered to the door. So no grocery store.
You'll have to go somewhere at some point, and you'll have to take your child with you. It doesn't have to be a grocery store - it could be any errand.

>Have my own car so he will be driven everywhere.
Sure, and cars never break down, forcing you to occasionally use public transportation.

It's pretty obvious you're not thinking clearly about this; It seems to be a classic case of desperation and the need to be needed.

Try meeting someone longer. Expand your horizons and join a social circle. Even going to a convention that fits your hobbies is enough to get started.

>>34206402
>I don't think I'm a statistic im white and was raised in a single parent home managed to do quite well for myself.
I wouldn't say kissless at 27 and wanting to be artificially inseminated because you've given up on finding a mate is "do quite well for myself".
Success isn't only financial.

>I'm very unsure about penis sizes and what would fit inside me.
The vagina is made to stretch quite a bit, and will expand and increase as you get turned on. If you're really that worried, buy a large dildo and try it out. Even if you're as tight as a 5 year old girl, I seriously doubt you'll meet a man who isn't going to fit. It might hurt the first 2-3 times, but it'll be okay afterwards.

>no sex before marriage
Silly mindset, especially with your fear of dicks. What if you meet the man of your dreams, spend time with him, get married, then find out his dick is too big? I'm not saying that will happen, but in your own mindset you're clearly worried about this.
It's okay to try before committing.

>>34206415
I mean if that didn't work out he could go to a private school.
I'm not into the public system and all its horror stories of bullying kids to death.

>>34206458
I've never had any dildos or masterbated before. I don't know how this would work.
So how painful is this? Very worried about the pain.
>>34206449
Maybe.

>>34206227
What if it wants a daddy?

>>34206523
>what if it wants dad

I never thought about my dad? Do you you think about your dad?

>>34206522
>I've never had any dildos or masterbated before. I don't know how this would work.

Jesus christ woman. Go sit on your washing machine or something. At least try to experience the stimulation through some light rubbing or fingering.

Yes, there will be some pain during first penetration. However, the pain of having sex will be absolutely nothing compared to the pain of actually giving birth.

And buy a dildo. Maybe experiencing the joy of an orgasm will do wonders for you.

>>34206580
Yeah all the time. I was raised by a single mother.

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OP, please don't raise a child without a father.

>>34206621
That's just it I'm afraid of the pain and bucket of blood afterward. I'm very self conscious of how I'm looked down upon given my age and not having taken 20 dicks
I've sat on a washing machine it did nothing.

>>34206402
>not really sure I want sex outside of marriage.

Perhaps you should get married?

That is the best environment to raise a child in, statistically.

>>34206696
You don't need to worry about not having taken a bunch of dicks. You don't need to be a Stacy, but you should at least experience what a sex life can offer you, even if that sex life only includes yourself.

Are you truly happy with yourself right now? It sounds like your own mother did a poor job preparing you for adult life, and seemingly only injected ambitions of financial stability and high-end work in your brain.

You need to explore your sexuality in addition to exploring your brain. That's the only way you can truly become a well-rounded parent, especially if you're doing it alone.
I'm not saying you should become a cock hungry whore, and I'm not saying you should masturbate every day. But at least try lighting up some candles, put on some music you like and shove your fingers up your cooch while rubbing your tits.

>>34205959
If you are a 27 virgin man then you clearly must be extremely poor. Even minimum wage earners and marginally employed men can afford a cheap hooker. Literally all you have to do is go on backpage and pick whichever escort you feel like fucking.

>>34206522
>I've never had any dildos or masterbated before. I don't know how this would work.
So how painful is this? Very worried about the pain.

I am this guy.
>>34206265
I haven't fapped in my life either despite being male. Sucks that we live so far from each other.

>>34206765
I don't see the value in random sex. That being said I am not the richest guy but I make more than two and half times the minimum wage at least.

>>34205968
You're.
You are.
As in you're a retard who can't spell.

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>>34205662
>in similar situation, except I'm a single male
>pretty much impossible to get a child with my DNA
>even if I try to adopt, they will assume I'm a pedophile who wants a child to molest, because society hates men
>would want my children to have a good mother and grow up with both parents anyway

GOD DAMN IT

>>34206580
Yes, but I have my own brand of daddy issues.

>>34206775
It does
>>34206750
Any pointers I've just tried and feel nothing? Does this mean it needs to be a guy doing it?
Breasts though felt tingly a bit.
Is there a guide to this?

>>34206522
>Maybe.
Saved by my own skepticism yet again.

>>34206522
I call bait.

ABORT THIS THREAD

>>34206789
Yet you assume that women see value in hooking up with random guys from the bar?

>>34206765
27 year old virgin who could easily afford hookers.
Come at me bro.

>>34206822
It definitely does not have to be a guy doing this. Most girls masturbate, and I've guided several girls to climax just over Skype or Discord.

I'd talk you through it over voice but that's lewd as fuck.

You don't need a guide. If your breasts felt tingly then that's great, that's a good start. Rub them softly while twirling your fingers around your clit. Tease yourself by occasionally touching the entrance, keep doing it for a minute or two. If you feel moisture building, start by putting one finger in, really explore yourself in there. When inside, focus pressure on the upper walls, a few inches in. Find your g-spot. It's not too far in, but it'll probably take most of your index finger to reach it. You'll know it's there by the increased sensation.
Once you find it, put one or two more fingers in and go to town on that spot. Keep playing with your breasts while doing all of this.

Easy.

>>34206796
Ever considered that I do it on purpose? I don't feel like writing grammatically correct sentences unless I'm writing a thesis.

>>34206869
Not actually advocating that you use hookers, that's disgusting. Kind of like it's disgusting to go pick up guys from a club for sex.

>>34206865
I mean I went and they scared me off grabbed at my body. It was traumatic. Where are the nice men.

>>34206822
Wow this is some fucking bait.

Stop bullshitting. Masturbation is not fucking rocket science, just rub your clit.

>>34206968
I think my hands are too petite I'm just feeling wet. Like the inside of my mouth wet...
I don't think it works

>>34206899
>Where are the nice men.
Not in bars/clubs, Thats where the guys looking for a quick random fuck are.

>>34206899
>Where are the nice men.

Sitting at home, wondering where the nice women are.

>>34206989
Inside of your mouth wet is a good start though.

This... Is really hard. I don't know if I'm cut out for masturbation
Wish there was a robot closer with bigger hands to be honest

>>34206765
>paying for hookers
>literally sponsoring roasties for being roasties

you are what is wrong with mankind

>>34207088
you are literally too pure to be on 4chan
nice ERP tho

>>34207088
When in doubt, insert more fingers.

Ever considered a trip to Europe? I'll help you out.

>>34207129
>too pure
Is this bad?
>>34207133
That sounds good. I would like that. You could teach me man ways. And my way around a dick.

>>34206898
I may actually have to. With all the stories of women breaking up once they find out you're a virgin.

>>34207166
Sure thing, anon. Come on over.

>>34207166
>Is this bad?
It's cute, but probably not great for your partner if he has a regular sex drive.

This is the type of girl I've always dreamed about. I have no interest in sex, I just want a family. I live on the other end of the earth, though. Typical

I guess there are similar people living next door, but I can't make contact since they're scared of their own shadow

>>34207088
Anon, assuming this isn't bullshit, you don't have to penetrate yourself when you masturbate.

I didn't penetrate myself when I masturbated until I had sex. Since you claim that you haven't ever masturbated I would suggest you get used to the feeling of feeling good before you try to feel good through your vagina. Find your clitoris and stimulate it; it'll (statistically speaking) be much easier to climax that way compared to trying to get off vaginally. Figure out how to rub it to feel good and go from there.

What that anon said earlier is true, knowing yourself sexually is an important part of being human. If you don't know what you like how can you let other people know what you like? Assuming you ever do make it with a man.

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>>34207166
If you're serious, hit me up.

throwaway email at [email protected]

This is how robots are born.

>>34208159
Do you think the chances of a child becoming a robot are higher being raised by a OP as a single mother, or being raised by OP with a robot father?

Does the influence of your father being an autistic weeb nullify the benefits of having a father present?

>>34208192
Probably. At least a single parent household gives one a chance to grow up independent/taking care of themselves. A robot dad will most likely be a clingy helicopter with only bad life advice to give

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I think I'd be a good father.

I'm sure some lunatic would fill a turkey baster for you. It would be free and not involve actual sex.
Then you could even go after him for child support after.

Flawless strategy imo.

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>tfw no fembot to impregnate

it hurts

>>34208192
The difference is marginal.
Some people shouldn't have kids full stop.