>people watch anime unironically Give me a list of animes

>>34205853
One Punch Man is pretty funny if you haven't seen it.

>>34205853
Go watch Naruto right now

Dragonzball P

>>34205853
You should watch Sword Art Online

Boku no pico is beautiful, start there

>>34205853
By refusing to watch anime in its original language, you're cutting out 90% of what is actually good.

Attack on Titan
you won't regret it

>>34205898
This came out a bit wrong, what I mean by this is there's a lot of amazing shows that haven't been dubbed.

Bible Black is my favorite anime. It's family friendly too. Watch it with your mom.

Akira
Vampire hunter D
Tenshi no tamago
Rose of Versailles

>>34205853
Cowboy Bebop easy. Anyone will enjoy it even if they're not an anime fan.

>>34205898
In other words: it's shit.

How could anyone possibly get anything out of a language they don't understand?

>>34205923
Absolutely this. Watanabe's other stuff like samurai champloo and space dandy are also well worth it even if you aren't into anime much

>>34205947
There's a thing called subtitles.

Voices are also a lot less cringy, especially female ones.

>>34205947
Because there are subtitles?

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>>34205973
>Jap female voices
>not cringy

>>34205853
Stay away from shed 17.

>>34206006
I never said they weren't cringy.

But they're a lot less cringy.

Also, you'll find shows where the jap girls have legitimately great voices, especially anything with KanaHana, Chiaki Omigawa or Sawashiro.

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>>34206006
>english dub voice actors
>not trash

>>34205853
The best animes are the 12 ep short series. Not the schoolgirls blowing magic out the ass on roof tops. Try parasyte

>>34205982
read a book then

>>34205853
Texhonolyze
Durarara!!!

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>>34206062
>animes
>parasyte

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>>34205853

Hunter x Hunter (2011) is probably what you're looking for. Its a generic-but-comfy shonen for the first 20 episodes but it becomes much more than that for the remaining 120ish episodes.

>>34205853
Cowboy Bebop if you don't like that anime probably isn't for you.

>>34205853
Panty and Stocking dub is pretty good, I recommend it. Definitely one of the best dubs out there.

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>>34205853
Beserk definitely

>>34206852
>>34205853
*Berserk sorry

>>34205853
I intensely enjoyed Code Geass and Attack on Titan. Both have this elusive quality of having lots of content with no filler. Every episode leaves you expecting to see the next, while there is always the shadow of a big climax waiting at the end.

Code Geass especially hits some powerful emotional notes. Sends you into thoughts about how things that happened can never be reversed, how life is a train that lost its breaks, going full steam ahead towards oblivion. And how despite experiencing loss, despite accidentally burning bridges, despite everything the world throws at us, we press on; with bloody faces and fists and heavy breaths, in the face of oblivion, we find comfort in companionship, and laughter, and love.

so yeah, strongly recommend Code Geass.

>>34205853
"Monster"

Takes place in Germany and Czechoslovakia right before and right after the fall of the Berlin Wall. Follows mostly a neuro surgeon who unexpectedly chose to save the life of a kid who grows up to be a serial killer.

Really fucking good and absolutely zero weab shit. Realistic.

How can we know what to recommend you when we don't know what you like? Anime has different genres don't you know.

As a general rule I'd recommend this though:
>>34205923
>>34205961


Additionally, given that you're posting on /r9k/, you might like Welcome to the NHK, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Bokurano, and Oyasumi Punpun (this is a manga but required reading for anyone browsing /r9k/ imo).

Akira is a masterpiece. Pretty much anything by Studio Ghibli is good entry tier too. Perhaps Grave of the Fireflies would work out well for you. If not then Princess Mononoke?

tatami galaxy

eva

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>watching dubs unoronically

LMAO@yanks

>>34205853
Neon originalo Evangelion

Welcome to the NHK.

Dokyuusei if you don't mind comfy faggot love.

>>34205947
don't bother, OP is just a pleb.
>>34205853
Maybe the Saturday morning line out is more your speed OP

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>>34206852
>>34206871
[CLANG][CLANG]
[CLANG]

Honey and Clover, NANA and Haruhi are pretty much the only decent animes. Even then, they're not great

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Kaiji, got some great twists and turns.

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>Curious about anime
>Go to /a/ for recommendations
>exclusively moe shit and mecha
>don't see the appeal of mecha
>moe shit is cancer

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>>34206056
>Hellsing Ultimate Ova
>Characters are British, German, Italian and South American
>Japanese voice actors all sound the same
>English voice actors all have appropriate accents

>>34209326
This, you might also watch danganronpa if you like murder cases. Overall stop giving a shit if its anime or not, and watch it if you're interested in plot.

Don't bother, just watch some Kurosawa

>>34205853
Watch JoJo's bizarre adventure, I hate anime overall but I liked that one.

I watch the subbed version but the dub is okay from what I've seen.

>>34206833
I also second Hunter x Hunter as a great anime. As he said, it begins like a regular yet comfy shonen and develops into something more than that.
The 1999 animation has a different flavor to it than the 2011 animation (darker atmosphere in both music and color), and when you eventually do rewatch Hunter X Hunter (and you will), go with the 1999 animation for a different spin.

>>34209442
Drifters. Same creator and infinitely just as badass

Good anime films are:
Tokyo Godfathers
Perfect Blue
Paprika

Series are usually best when they are short, my recommendations are:
Comedy/Feel Good:
Barakamon
Daily lives of highschool boys
Space Dandy
Thriller/Drama:
Baccano!
Monster
Erased
Serial Experiments Lain

>>34205853
Welcome to the NHK is a must watch for any robot. Plenty of kek moments, easy to relate to. I've actually learned some effective tips that helped me with my introverted personality. There's an English dub as well.

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Berserk
Jin-Roh Wolf Brigade
Serial Experiments Lain
Hero Academia
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Princess Mononoke
One-Punch Man
Hokuto no Ken


As for Cute Girls Doing Cute Things:
Yuru Yuri
Nichijou
Yuyushiki
New Game!
Girls Und Panzer
Hibike Euphonium
Dagashi Kashi

>>34205853
Barakamon

No real romantic distractions, it's just a really comfy escapist anime to relax after work or whatever

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>>34205853
If you want good dub shit but has a bit of cheese, try G Gundam or YuYu Hakusho.

>>34205874
lol

>>34205893
lol

>>34205910
lol

>>34206845
>>34206833
>>34205864
>>34209326
>>34209595
this

sf2eds