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Tell me. Why does pic related happen, /r9k/?
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>>34266193
Metabolism slows, diet does nit adjust.
The good news is her butt smells even better now, and those big cheeks will feel soft against your face.
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>>34266193
Drugs, general fast living, that'll do it.
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>>34266193
>With girls, Nature has had in view what is called in a dramatic sense a "striking effect," for she endows them for a few years with a richness of beauty and a, fullness of charm at the expense of the rest of their lives; so that they may during these years ensnare the fantasy of a man to such a degree as to make him rush into taking the honourable care of them, in some kind of form, for a lifetime-- a step which would not seem sufficiently justified if he only considered the matter. Accordingly, Nature has furnished woman, as she has the rest of her creatures, with the weapons and implements necessary for the protection of her existence and for just the length of time that they will be of service to her; so that Nature has proceeded here with her usual economy. Just as the female ant after coition loses her wings, which then become superfluous, nay, dangerous for breeding purposes, so for the most part does a woman lose her bauty after giving birth to one or two children; and probably for the same reason
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So my ex put on like 50 pounds after she left me in about a year...is this a win on my part?
I found a new girl a few weeks after we broke up which she apparently found out about through a friend and was pretty broken about.
Did she eat her depression away?
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I would say so, yes
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Why did you break with her.
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>>34266176
I'd much rather be left desu.
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I came so far. I don't know what to do.
Guess I'm a NEET now.
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I'm failing some classes this semester.
I realised that I have to actually put a lot of time and effort into 3rd/4th year units.
Fucking sucks but i learned my mistake.
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>>34266119
welcome home my dearest brother
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>>34266119
It's ok anon. I graduated but I ended up just continuing to be a NEET afterward. College and jobs are overrated, infinite freetime in NEETdom is where it's at
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Started using van der hagen safety razor and blades they are these teflon coated razors and god damn do they shave nice.
What do you guise use? I have been considering trying feather blades. Anyone got any exp with those?
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I use Wilkinson Sword because I'm a cheap cunt.
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Personna red packs, 10 cents a blade, use them once and toss them. Feathers are nice, but also expensive. As for my handle, 1967 Gillette superspeed, got it for $5 at an antique store.
If you haven't tried it yet, go to bath and body works and get the co Bigelow shaving cream in the tube. It is rebranded proraso, an excellent Italian shaving cream. You get the same product without having to pay shipping.
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>>34266005
I upgraded from Gillette to Harry's and I am pleased so far.
Are you saying that even smoother same exists?
Also /shv/ when?
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What is this anime girls name and what anime is she from?
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>>34265934
Cory in the house
How the fuck is this not original?
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>>34265934
That's obviously Luffy Stungun Goku from the acclaimed series One Penis On Titan z
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>>34265934
saka-tan from boku no magica puella
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Stacy have been trying to be my roommate since forever
Is she ripping me off, lads? What y'all think?
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>>34265803
You already know the answer my friend.
But go ahead and act against your rationality anyway since that's way more exciting.
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Avoid her. Ick
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a girl who isn't attracted to you wont have sex with you, you will pay rent and she'll keep giving excuses
you wont do shit about and keep paying, like the weak beta you are and she knows it
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Any anons have experience with this?
>Started about 1 year ago
>Feel like I'm constantly in a dream world, nothing has a distinct quality and everything kind of blurs together
>Feel like an actor in my own body, like I'm playing a video game and watching things happen rather than being an active participant in it.
>Frequently find myself pausing and asking 'What the hell am I doing?' and completely losing train of thought/action.
It has pretty much destroyed any quality of life. Days are insufferable and the only respite I can get from it is sleep. I feel like I have tried everything to stop it, including abstaining from everything including alcohol coffee etc.Does it get better or should I commit seppuku now?
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I found peace in mine. It's just consciousness
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I get it from caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, stress and especially weed. Unfortunately I haven't been able to stop smoking cigarettes and stress is not something I can control.
Do you also feel like your derealization gets worse during sunset or is that just me?
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>>34265640
I had it for 6 months one time. For me, antidepressants were the magic bullet. Get help OP, this problem does not resolve itself.
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Is dating your own race racist? Should dating other races be encouraged?
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>>34265637
FUCK OFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT AND GET THE FUCK OFF HER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF KEK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET MY LUGER
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>>34265637
Everything is racist if the person doing it is white.
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>>34265637
>Is dating your own race racist?
Yes
>Should dating other races be encouraged?
No
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Winter Cup - COMFY NECKBEARS Poll edition 2017-01-19 05:15:00 Post No.34265627
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Hello /r9k/, this is the manager for our board in the Winter Cup. Last cup we managed to stay in the elites for the first time, and in about one month's time we will compete in the first cup of 2017, the Winter Cup, and as is tradition we need your opinion for the roster of the divegrass team.
Please answer the poll with whatever you'd like to see us play. The cup starts February 10th on Hitbox.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdA9weZHvLmpACJfp70dgoRcFh5Ad2JndPj3rqrjLFEhpyGVg/viewform
Wiki: implyingrigged (dot) info
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>>34265627
Please add eggy
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>>34265794
Write him in if you must. We wanted to remove him on account of being a tripfag, but of course he had to become relevant just in time for a roster poll.
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Eliza has cancer is a nice name and made me giggle.
This is also a bump.
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Why are women on 4chan so stupid?
I don't have anything against women as a whole, but every post I see made by a woman on 4chan is low-effort and unintelligent. It seems like they never have anything worthwhile to add to a conversation.
Why does 4chan attract such boring, dumb women?
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Plot twist- op is a female.
Directed by M Night Shamalan
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>>34265561
Most of them know that it's filled with failed normies and stuff so they can get a lot of attention from desperate guys with low standards as an ego boost. Pretty rude if you ask me
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>>34265561
>spending effort on 4chan
Who even are you? Lol
Go out there and live
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What the fuck is their endgame, Iads?
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Help me I am scared, I just looked out of window and saw Bogdanoff Death Squads... They are purging entire street!
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Hiding this thread, with no survivors.
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>>34265551
Who here the /bogpill/?
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How can I learn a new language on my own?
I drop it 3 weeks after I start.
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>>34265549
>I drop it 3 weeks after I start.
If you have no discipline, don't bother.
t. polyglot
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>t. """polyglot"""
learning the kana and reaching level 10 in esperanto on duolingo doesn't make you a polyglot
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>>34265549
>I drop it 3 weeks after I start.
Don't do this, and you'll succeed
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THIS JUST HAPPEND:
<be 19 year old chronically stressed and depressed student
<not able to tell parents bout stuff that bothers me. they wouldn't understand.
<parents dont understand my mood swings
<lives with mom
<mom and her new boyfriend is getting home earlier
<I HATE INTERUPTION
<mom talks about some freaking lassange she bought and told me that I could warm it in the oven. I go down the stairs to say goodbye as the are leaving for the weekend (pretty dang great)
<trying to be patient with them
<oh shit. I hate that lasagne.. the senses and bad memories of that lasagne + the whole scene is making me quite agressive inside.
<"oh and the milk is good for you medicine"
<I SMASH A KITCHEN CABINET AND YELL "IT'S NOT LACTOSE AND MILK THAT I NEED BUT FREAKING FAT"
<mom looks at me and goes "anon... tell me, what's going on"
<tfw I can't justify myself. looks like a total douchebag in front of my own mother, like a spoiled ungrateful child who is mad about the dinner. what kind of first world jerk must I have looked like.
<I dare not look at her boyfriend. he probably thinks I am beyond help at this point
<goes up to room
<mom goes: we'll leave now
<20 minutes in and they are still running up and down packing
<my head is about to freaking explode
THE JUST LEFT.. ARGHHHH... I need to move out ASAP
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how did you fuck this up
>you do it like this
I'm not even going to read what you wrote because it triggers me to see greentexting done wrong
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yeah used realized. i am a newfag m8. haven't done dis b4
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*just realized. FUCK.... this is clearly not my fucking day.
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I have an uncontrollable urge to sniff a butthole. What's wrong with me?
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I spend more time licking my gf butt than her pussy
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>>34265541
I share this fetish as well, I've analysed it (get it?) For what it's worth:
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>>34265541
Ditto, whenever I see a qt walking around in tight leggings/jeans all I want to do is pull them off,spread their soft cheeks and sniff and bury my tongue in their poopers.
I don't even think about fucking them anymore.
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Boomer hate thread
>be boomer
>complain about how lazy millenials are
>complain about homeless epidemic
>require 3 years experience for entry level busboy jobs or 2 years and a 4 year degree to wash dishes
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>>34265504
>Be boomer
>Complain that world is going to shit
>It's all because of the Providential States policies every goddamn countries in the Occidental World has upholded for boomers
Sometimes I just hope they're mentally challenged and not actual, normal people, but they just keep coming.
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Boomers are the Chad of generations.
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>>34265948
>tfw have been working in restaurants for 2 years
>move and need a job
>apply for 100 places online and dozens of open calls and walk ins
>tfw still no job