Stacy have been trying to be my roommate since forever Is she

>>34265803
You already know the answer my friend.
But go ahead and act against your rationality anyway since that's way more exciting.

Avoid her. Ick

a girl who isn't attracted to you wont have sex with you, you will pay rent and she'll keep giving excuses
you wont do shit about and keep paying, like the weak beta you are and she knows it

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>>34265803
Wew lad. This will not end well. Don't say r9k didn't warn you.

>>34265854

t. Stacey

Hi Stacey

>>34265854
This.

Eventually she'll also have squatter rights. Have fun dealing with the police at your place when you want to kick her for not owning up to the deal and she goes nutso.

OP this will NOT end well.

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>lol haha lmao

How much is rent? And sex with someone who isn't making an effort won't be worth 800 bux.

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Don't use sex as currency if you aren't Chad

She'll tell you to go fuck yourself and then what? Call the cops and say "but officer, she promised to give me sex once a month if I paid the rent!"?

You shouldn't even be considering it, so the fact you are already paints a grim future.

ends in rape, kid, jail, shotgun wedding followed by divorced

either way you are FUCKED

Robot this is what you have to do.

>agree to her deal, whatever it is.
>tell her that in order for you to move forward you have to have some sort of down payment or what I call a "pussy try out"
>invite her to your place, do the sex.
>afterwards say it was just a social experiment, and kick her out.
>profit??

>>34265803
make her "pay" upfront op, don't let her fool you.
have a roommate contract with both of you paying equally.
after you sex you just pay her part.

if she freaks out on this then it's she is scamming you and will tell you to fuck off when you betaly approach her for sexprenup

>>34265803
this is obviously fake
no one man could be this dumb

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>>34265842
>>34265854
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>>34266021
>>34266167
>implying

Read everything well and analyze... I never said I'm not a chad

>>34266202
if youre paying to fuck, you're not a chad. Unless shes a fucking model. Post pics and prove me wrong.

>>34266202
even dumber to buy pussy then

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>>34266227
Can't/won't post her face here but you already know what I'm about to bang every week.

>>34266299
Is this bait? Paying 800 dollars for a landwhale...

>>34266299
for 100 bucks a month? I don't spend that much on my gf and she also comes with motherly warmth, cooking skills and income

shit deal

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>>34266387
t.obese virgin neckbeard with ridiculously high standard

>>34266299
meh its a bretty gud thicc qt, just don't get played like a fucc boi. Best of luck OP

>>34266420
You know when you get defensive and sperg out everyone can tell you're projecting. You wouldn't pay an ugly girl if you weren't a virgin.

>>34266507
this

OP is a chubby chasing desperate loser masquerading as a chad and doesn't realize having to even attempt his tactics to get laid will bring shame on his family.

Fat girls are like scooters OP, fun to ride but you don't brag to people about doing them.

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This >>34266299 looks chubby or fat to them >>34266387 >>34266587

Unless you're the same guy samefagging. You clearly can't hide how jealous you are of not having the opportunity to bang at least a 7/10, fatboii

>>34266113
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