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>>34286490
Skipped uni. I'm on a 30k britbongs after 2 years out of college.

>>34286490

>stayed home today
>missed 2 lectures but is okay because they are recorded
>haven't even watched them but just spend all day lazing instead

Who /unmotivated/ and waiting to die?

Only attended 2/8 lectures this week. I knew it was going to be bad.

you should probably seek help you deranged, mentally ill faggot. in the form of a shotgun in the mouth

>>34286502

hey reviewbrah still livin in ur car?

>>34286438
poz his tasty neg hole

Yeah but did they make you not depressed?

>>34287142
no, I'm happier since I'm gay

>>34287258
So they worked then?

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YOU CAN'T, YOU FUCKING CAN'T. I CAN'T. FUCK THIS SHIT.

It's actually pretty easy. I made it happen so i am sure you can do it.

>>34286428
Where do you live and how cute is your girlfriend?

Lust makes people stupid things.

>>34286327
I dunno. My boyfriend and I have a lot in common.

>for what? Just for sex?
Thats the reason for most relationshits. Also, fear of dying alone/being alone.
Normies are sad.

Yeah it is pretty weird. My brother had one gf who liked anime and video games. My brother doesn't like that, but one time he showed her my room because I have manga and was playing a game at the time. Was weird desu

that is not an actual question.

There is none. That's the fun thing you get to decide your own meaning for it ;)

>>34286261
1.Pass your seed
2. Die
3. Fade into nothing

You must live to kill, Anon.

>>34286179
mine went away

I had severe depression for like5 years straight and now it's gone

I live a normal happy life now. I don't even think about suicide

I was in and out of psych wards, I even tried to kill myself twice and failed like a faggot

it was 5 years of pure hell I thought it would never end, I thought life was pure hell

but it's over and now I surf and I go to work and I have a sex life and bla bla

basically, you should take drugs to remind yourself that euphoria and happiness does actually exist in this world

I reccomend opiates, they improve your mood so much

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You're dwelling on it and that makes things worse

>>34286140
What ethnicity is your gf?

tfw no pan arab republic
why even live

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>>34286155

Swedish

>inb4 /pol/ REEE
Meh if da juice didn't ruin our country, i'd pack my shit and leave the first thing i'd do.

>>34286132
If /r9k/ were a girl we would be a trap.

when i see videos like this i feel sorry for the whites in america who have to go to school with niggers

While I admire her courage, I would rather date a girl who would think it without saying it.

My moms basement isn't wheelchair accessible.

>>34286098
*PFFT*
oh, honey, that chinese take out is going right through me
*PFFT* PFFTT*
anon, help mummy off this wheelchair and to potty, quikcly
*BBBBRRRRP*
easy lifting me up, don't want to shake mummy's tummy too much, it's feeling icky
*PFFFLLLRRRTT*
almost there anon
*BRRRAAAARRAAARALRRLAAAPTPFFFPTFFFFFPTPTTFFFFPPTPFFFTPTPFPTTTTTT*

PFFFTTT*

oh no, oh no! anon, you're covered in mommy's doodie! clean me up and bring me back to my chair, mommy feels better :)

>>34286108
this, wheelie gf pls leave

That feeling. Best part is we have a kid on the way. No peace ever

>>34286187
I've done the same, if you have a career things could go well, if not you might as well just kill yourself right now to avoid years of suffering

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>>34286011
>>34286187

I have no sympathy for you normalfags. I hope you continue to suffer. Also, get the fuck off this board.

>>34285987

it won't make you chad but it will give you everything you need to become one

>confidence
>looks
>almost a desperate need to fuck ur that horny
>more social

It might make your tits grow, don't fuck with your hormones.

>>34285987
No, you're so beta there is literally no possible cure. May as well just fuck your shit up famalam

They don't even have penises or produce sperm, hahahaha! Women!

>>34285966
i agree-

>>34285984
Inferior detected.

>>34285923
because fuck poland thats why

>>34285944
Perhaps we wouldn't be robots if we had a poor upbringing. Instead we got things handed to us on a plate, hindering our emotional and social development.

>>34285923
He's not even ugly, girl on the right is suspicious tho.

I would like to see the original illustration for this.

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>>34285972
Apparantly based on this design from a 13th century transcript

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>>34285972
And some actual old illustrations