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>tfw its socially acceptable for women to abuse/bully men because "omg #yas #goals"
>tfw Trump will never make it socially acceptable and legal to physically beat women until they shut up

I'm into finding pure love with a wholesome prettyboy but if i don't, i will probably kidnap a man and lock him in my basement and turn him into the guy I want

>>34294423
What kind of man do you want? Can you do that to me? Sounds ideal desu.

>>34294360
fuck off frenchfag
not original, now that isnt surprising

>>34294360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xcc7G2Cmwk

>>34294525

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02LVH5utnD8

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really flexes the brain muscle, doesn't it?

>>34294326

Most Americans didn't even vote. People are realizing politics is all a shit, especially when the only two choices are to be an SJW libcuck or an altright neo-nazi.

>>34294326
Why go outside when you can just watch if from your comfy home tho? And it was raining

>>34294282
That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I'd probably last a couple rounds before the second graders scratch me to death

probably 2 or 3 after which I would be too exhausted to fight

>>34294282
Can I have a metal folding chair?

>>34294188
He is literally a metal robot though

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>>34294188
>Black
>Public figure
>Has wife(male)

Nah

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>>34294188
He was BLACKED: the President

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>>34294180

Are you trying to make me feel even more humiliated? It should've been done a looooong time ago, it's pathetic.

>>34294425
You can do it, m8! I know you can!

Bump for encouragement.

>tfw applied for college now excited as fuck every single day knowing the day where I'll be able to interact with people again on a daily basis is creeping closer and closer

GOODBYE MOM AND DAD

GOODBYE FOREVER I HOPE YOU DIE PAINFULLY

I WILL NOT VISIT YOUR DEATHBED

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>>34294162
fucking neet

what do you do all day

Man, I had a panic attack just trying to apply.

>>34294086
People want what they can't have duh. Its basic psychology. Its the same reason it feels like everyone wants you and flirts with you after the fact you get in a relationship.

>>34294086
No one is looking at you you creepy autist

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>>34294086
Start looking like James Simon.
Don't look like me though, that's gay.

>>34294065
Just be honest and tell her to fuck off, dude.

>>34294065
I'm curious as to what country you live in, anon.

>>34294217
God's country

>>34294061
this. i hate how many grown up people say "i dont eat xy because i dont like the taste".
wtf is wrong with you, spoiled piece of shit?

>>34294061
fuck you it's called autism

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>>34294061

>being a person who needs to have music on or a podcast playing to sleep

That's even worse desu

>>34294019

Who are you ?

So the original thing was not a meme...

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>>34294019
Well teach

*inhales deeply

*exhales*


Let me tell you about the jews and ehy the Reich was not racist at all

>waddles to the front of the class
>today I'm going to tell the class about MGTOW and why feminism is a refuge for women's sexual failings.

>>34293991
C u in jewvie bitch

>he likes star wars and lord of the rings so nerdy :P

>>34293991
What makes you "nerdy" op?

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You won't be saying that when my cock is in your mouth

Is that you in the picture? You look so beautiful can kiss you?

>>34294030
ew lose some weight fatty

>18 years old
>On /r9k/ since 2015

>>34293909
I'm here and life is going pretty well. Hope all is well on your end, senpai.

>29
>been on 4chan since like 2008, r9k since 2010ish i think?

>>34293864
That's not a fedora you fucking autist

>>34293922
Then what kind of hat is it?

>>34293864
This. Very much this.

This is what I try to tell to every normie who gives me advices when I start bitching about why no women wanna ever date me

>anon, you have to change the way you dress
>always wear cologne
>change your style

nigga get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. No matter how much shit you put on, you're gonna still be the same ugly shit wearing those clothes