How do I look gay? I feel unwell when I ride with the bus/train

>>34294086
People want what they can't have duh. Its basic psychology. Its the same reason it feels like everyone wants you and flirts with you after the fact you get in a relationship.

>>34294086
No one is looking at you you creepy autist

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>>34294086
Start looking like James Simon.
Don't look like me though, that's gay.

Hum "It's Raining Men" to yourself and carry butt plugs around in a bag.

>>34294086
bumping because i want tips on looking gayer too
describe your current appearance though op

>>34294206
I look like a normal guy. Some generic one colored sweater or T-shirt, a blue jeans, a green jacket and grey sneaker.

Pluck ur eyebrows real thin and arched. Wear tight fitting clothing.

In addition to >>34294272:
I'm not fat, 6' tall and blonde with short hair.

>>34294292
I will try to wear more tight clothes. I don't know if thin eyebrows would look good on me.

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>>34294086
>want to look gay
start wearing a few shirts that just straight up broadcast you're gay
>just want women to ignore you
gain 60+ pounds, wear a fedora, tell girls how "large" your cock is when you first conversant with them, become addicted to 2D, and become a fan of Elves the movie
vid related, Elves the movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiDKup32jGY

>>34294483
>shirts that just straight up broadcast you're gay
how would they look?
I still want to look attractive.

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>>34294566
just search it up