Age roll call! >30 years old >on /r9k/ since 2008 Any

>18 years old
>On /r9k/ since 2015

>>34293909
I'm here and life is going pretty well. Hope all is well on your end, senpai.

>29
>been on 4chan since like 2008, r9k since 2010ish i think?

>23 years old
>Been browsing on and off since 2011
>Mostly here for bantz

28, been on this site since late 2006. I want to leave.

>be me
>17 at the time, senior in high school.
>Gay but not a big faggot about it
>Have a 2 year relationship with my boyfriend
>In English class
>Fucking obnoxious 3/10 SJW sits near me
>Shaved and dyed half of her hair just so everyone fucking knows she's different
>Overly confident all the time, acts like a teacher's pet and literally mentions that she's gay at every possibility
>About 3/4 of the way through semester
>Reading Othello
>She raises her hand and talks about the gay themes in the book (of course) she also continues to talk about the gay themes in Shakespeare's plays
>I quietly ask her after if her only source of attention is the fact that she's gay
>Whatthefuckdidyoujustsaytome
>She asks out loud if I have a problem with being gay
>Tell her that it's morally wrong and a sin to be gay (not even religious)
>Now she's 10/10 pissed
>YoufuckingcisscumIcantbelieveyouImgoingtoripyourfuckingheadoff
>Before she says anything I show her my gay card
>She pulls out her card reader
>I swipe it
>She pays me 24 gay points for the inconvenience
>Now I can finally afford my first Prius

>24
>On /r9k/ since 2016

These threads occurred 8 years ago as well

I thought people 28+ who still came here to be old as fuck

Now I'm 30

its so fucking weird

>>34293909
>33, posting since 2009
I can't really be the oldest one here...

Not necessarily a full robot though because I have a gf and another side girl who sends me nudes