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I've seen a lot of women with this lately. What do they mean by wearing it?
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>>34311679

They burn coal
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They have a black belt in sucking dick.
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HIT ME DADDY HIT ME DADDY OOHHHH JAMAL SPLIT ME IN TWO etc etc etc

massive redflag

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Does anyone know of a bigger manchild than Chris chan? Looking for more lolcows to feel better about my shitty life

I guess I can offer bbillyk. He's literally bigger and also an autistic weeb, but he's also pretty alpha and doesn't give a fuck - doesn't really approach CWC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnczCSwRmek
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jesus christ where does he sleep
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>>34311684
he did a home tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Lc8jLVpMY
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All them toys trigger me.

Its ok to play with toys but keeping on buying them and begging for money?

TRIGGERED

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CS:GO just finished downloading. Time for me to not have a life again, and possibly fail out of my Math degree (halfway through 3rd year out of 5) because I'll be too addicted to competitive. Wew
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Nice blogpost.

But CSGO is for faggots.

So yeah, game right for you.
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>>34311644
>look how the normie gets triggered because robots aren't asking him for gf or sex advice
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>looks like it's time for me not to have a life again

Hello norman

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>Talking to friends
>Bring up the rothschilds
>they're woke
>i'm surprised
> i assume since they know about the Rothschild they've made the connection between them and the Bogdanoffs.
>They're clueless

It seems like an exceptional IQ is required to connect the dots.

How much do you know about the bogdanoffs?
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Fuck off with this forced meme you're making pol and r9k somehow if it's possible look worse
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>>34311607
>bogdivate it
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>>34311607
Someone get me a bogpill, stat!

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>roommate is stoner
>don't mind, has a porch in his room, smokes out there
>keeps his weed activities lowkey and doesn't get annoying about it
>wants to make pot brownies now

I don't mind him doing them, but I'm concerned about the smell. I've heard from friends that it apparently makes your entire house smell like weed. It doesn't bother me too much, but I live in a condo that's barely separated. On either side of me are two families, one of which literally just had a baby.

I don't think I can absolutely stop my roommate from making the brownies, so what are some ways I can go about minimizing the smell? Is it immediately noticeable? My main concern is my neighbors calling the cops. I really doubt they would, since they ones to my left throw parties and smoke too once in a while (the couple with the baby), and the ones to my right keep to themselves pretty much, but the small chance is there.

Any advice arcanines?
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>>34311585
unless you're in a really built up area don't worry, the house will smell like weed for a bit but just open the windows and it'll go
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I hear charcoal works also probably want to either air out the apartment or take wet towels and out them around doors and windows
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If he's a reasonable guy like you say he is talk to him about your concerns and see if you can't work something out.

>Hey man you know I don't give a fuck about you smoking weed but I'm afraid making pot brownies might skunk up our house. Can we work something out?

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>tfw no qt to inspire me to be great
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>be addict
>not to any specific thing, just whatever i can get my hands on, to not be sober
>havent been sober in like a year
>finally run out of money, drugs and alcohol
>wake up from the coma and find myself alone
>no friends, no girls.
>nobody to believe in me
>can't get clean and make a good life all by myself, not strong enough
>want to kill self via OD
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>>34311569
In that situation now OP. Met every neckbeard/weebs dream a few months ago and we've been hitting it off so well that I actually took a look at my life and decided to change.

>got my license
>got a surprisingly good first job, 15/hourly
>plan to get an apartment in the summer
>took up hobbies I've long shelved
>started grooming myself insanely
>budgeting hard and trying to plan for the future
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>>34311569
>waiting for a woman to save you

Enjoy being single for the rest of your life

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>tfw turn 74 tommorow
>tfw could die anyday
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>>34311560

does that not excite you?
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some sort of proof or gtfo
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>>34311560
>>34311581

exactly, post your license with name blotted out. This could be insta 200 replies

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Last night I called a girl I've been into for a couple of weeks and I asked her out on a date. We're going bowling.

Did I make it, /r9k/? Am I a robot?
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It's only just begun
Many trials await you, young man
Many shit tests will be burdened upon your shoulders
Only if you can live up to her unrealistic expectations and idealized version of you, only then may you gain access to the next part of your journey.
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>>34311536
this is like opening the fridge for the first time in your life and asking if you've cooked dinner.
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>>34311589
What? It's just bowling to see if I like her, maybe going to her house and holding hands while watching some Netflix.
>>34311613
Oh yeah?

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who /datahoarder/ here?
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just scrolled through my phone's camera roll because the memory is full. 99% of it is shit like pic related, memes, and lewed pics of random girls from 4chan

>tfw your camera roll has no pictures of life experiences but instead full of Internet culture images I
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>>34311531
I had like 3000 4chan images
Formated my old phone and got a new one
I miss my memes
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>>34311876

What do you do with the photos? Delete them? Back them up? What?

I'm always terrified to show anyone my camera roll as I have a lot of pics from random cute girls anons post

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>There are 100,000+ women gathered in DC at this very moment
>Odds are enormously high at least one of them would want to be your gf

Why aren't you in DC right now?
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>feminists
I pity the fool.
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They're mostly all old. They're probably miserable single mothers.
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Look at that woman holding the "reproductive rights " sign.

She looks okay but nobody is lining up to get her pregnant.

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Can someone please tell me what the fuck their endgame is?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV! BOGDA! BOGDA! BOGDANOV!

Very originaI post, I swear!
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The phone call that unJUSTed every robot
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>>34311507
Why do they look like this

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spicy very nice
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>pretty

are you a grill?
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>>34311493
a-afraid so
im sorry
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>>34311508
Want to skype each other? We can cry about our problems and pretend it's not awkward.

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How do you even get checked for autism?
Do you just go to a psychiatrist and say, I think I have autism?
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>>34311409
Picard's crew are too sophisticated to be taken over by a bunch of women in go-go boots and have the most intelligent person aboard controlled by a box that has less buttons than a Super Nintendo joypad.
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go to a gp and they'll refer you
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>>34311414
Fuck off already and make a containment thread you little shit
Picard would beam you into space

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>went on omegle with the intention of teasing gay guys
>then it devolved into me roleplaying with some for more "shits and giggles"
>then it devolved even further to where I was cumming in some gays ass
>and I actually came
>I alt f4'd out of that bitch when I realized what I did
What has happened to me?
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>>34311364
Picard is far too cool to beam down to a planet, strip to his waist and wrestle with some guy in a rubber lizard suit. He lets his First Officer do all that for him.
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>>34311364
Goddamn it bruh you are now a homosexual.
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>>34311372
This what captains do, i know this from experience.

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Are you depressed? Are you lonely? Do you feel like there is no hope in your life? Are you frequently thinking about suicide?

There is help. Read the Holy Qur'an. It has all tha answers you'll need.
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>>34311350
One question: to which Captain would you entrust the safety of your daughter?
Picard. Every time.
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>>34311350
>Are you frequently thinking about suicide?
>Recommends a book that will give you incentive to commit a suicide bombing
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>>34311350
I live with my depresive self as a separate persona cuz im a lonely individual who somewhat believes he still have hopes in his future and stopped thinking about suicide a long time ago.

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