>went on omegle with the intention of teasing gay guys
>then it devolved into me roleplaying with some for more "shits and giggles"
>then it devolved even further to where I was cumming in some gays ass
>and I actually came
>I alt f4'd out of that bitch when I realized what I did
What has happened to me?
>>34311364
Picard is far too cool to beam down to a planet, strip to his waist and wrestle with some guy in a rubber lizard suit. He lets his First Officer do all that for him.
>>34311364
Goddamn it bruh you are now a homosexual.
>>34311372
This what captains do, i know this from experience.
>>34311372
This is why kirk is the best.
>>34311372
>>34311504
>>34311535
What does this have to do with my repulsive homosexual experience?
>>34311504
>>34311535
>>34311561
Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale population. Just goes to show how questionable his sexual practices really are.
>>34311561
>talk about fapping to men
>doesn't expect us to talk about star trek
>>34311566
More sex drive than picard. Even if he had one I'm sure he'd just order commander Reicher to get an erection for him instead of doing anything himself.
>>34311535
>>34311566
>kirk
>not a huge faggot like the OP