>tfw turn 74 tommorow >tfw could die anyday

>>34311560

does that not excite you?

some sort of proof or gtfo

>>34311560
>>34311581

exactly, post your license with name blotted out. This could be insta 200 replies

Post your wrinkly hand right now, old timer. That's how it is around these parts.

>>34311560
Lucky you, you werent a chad back in your day right?

>>34311560
How did you find 4chan and r9k?

How do you even know how to operate a computer?

>>34311599

This, and write your post # on it.

>>34311560
Assuming you are white and not infected with any chronic illness you have at least another 10 years in you

my grandma is 93 and that bitch will keep living forever

at least post your hand you old fart

Proof or it didn't happen

Origilando

>could die anyday

lucky fucker

>>34311560
>74
Are you a virgin? If not then get the fuck out normie.

>>34311560
Did you die already? Post proof

Bumperino fadingo habino

>people expect OP to provide proof
>people expect a 74 year old to know how to take a picture and upload it

>>34312524
He knew how to get here didnt he? The old fucks not all bad upstairs yet.post proof op

You have the same birthday as one of my uncles

Jesus Christ, why r9k of all places?

>>34311560
How long have you been coming here ?

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If you're going to try this shit, at least get your fucking grandpa to let you take a picture of him holding a timestamp.

>>34311560
Either this is one of the better trolls I've seen, or it proves that there's little hope for me in the future.

>>34313226
>tfw all your grandpas are dead

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>>34311560
(saggy) tits or GTFO.

>>34311560
How did you get here?

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>OP has lived three times as long as you

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>>34311560
>expecting anyone to actually believe you're 74