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I. FUCKING. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING NORMIES HAVING A PARTY NEXT DOOR, SHUT UP, SHUP UP SHUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34321566
>2017
>not filing a noise/violence complaint
This is Trump's American and if you're lucky the cops shoot a few negroids or degenerates when the normies flip shit at the "pigs" for interrupting their "fun".
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Female here :3
xdDDDD
LOL
here sorry about the party. thats my party xDDD, but we're not normies!
ree! LOL
xDDDD
by the way, im a female, using 4chan. not like any female you're seen before, very unique. my hair is pink too, very unlike anyhone else
i've only had sex once or twice im not an normei trust me
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>>34321590
>not filing a noise/violence complaint
THIS ISN'T AMERICA ITS ENGLAND!!! Also, they ARE quite, I can just faintly hear their voices and its PISSING me off!!!!
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Say you have a really bad cold. Your nose is running like crazy. Now say you're in an area with no food or water.
If you collected all the snot from your nose, could you sustain yourself from that? There's so much of it that you'd probably collect a decent amount after an hour or so.
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>>34321562
Autism speaks right here
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That's like saying eating your scabs will make you live longer
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>>34321858
That actually makes more sense since scabs are not coming from inside
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>hump a pillow
>cum in 10 seconds
At least I know If I somehow ever do get laid it will be completely embarrassing. I'm in my 20's btw
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>>34321557
but humping a pillow before sleeping feels fucking good
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>>34321557
>I'm in my 20's btw
Stopped reading right there
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>wants girlfriend
>talks about himself ejaculating into a pillow
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Which one is the real you? 2017-01-22 12:14:29 Post No.34321514
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Which one is the real you?
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>online you
or
>irl you
I'm not sure which one is the real me. I'm more hateful and racist online but could care less and generally pretty nice irl. Maybe i'm just a coward.
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Same.
I really don't have an identity desu.
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>>34321514
>>34321533
Fite me faggets
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>>34321560
I rather pet you, you look like a qt.
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if I ever gets gf I feel I'd lose respect for her if she gave me head. is this some sexual paradox?
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>>34321508
No anon, it's called treating them like a human being
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>>34321508
No, I feel the same way. Why would I ever kiss a woman who's had another man's dick and cum in her mouth and on her face? Which is why I wouldn't want it myself. In the event that I broke up with said girl, she is forever used goods for the next guy that settles for her, that's messed up.
Modern women no longer have any self respect for their body, thanks to feminism.
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>>34321592
those are some lovely cock sucking lips
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>been playing guitar entire life
>only thing I've ever been good at
>be at a party
>not attractive, painfully average
>person who convinced me to go kept pressuring me into playing and hands me a guitar
>cave in after some faggots catch wind of it and join in
>small crowd of guys starts to form around me
>they start suggesting songs and are generally engaging with me
>the girls couldn't care less and almost seem like they're snickering at me for being dedicated
How the fuck do I make them like me?
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get a cute bf(male)
I have mute
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Get a boipucci. But seriously, get cool and stop trying that hard
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>>34321495
Play at open mics. Stop worrying about whether grills like you or not. Just play for the love of the music and because you enjoy doing it, my man. They'll come, just stop sweating it.
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The main reason I can't talk to people is that I am not funny. So how do I become funny in converastions? Does anyone know any stand-up comedians or something that is easy to integrate into my conversations? Internet memes have not helped.
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>>34321446
You only need to be funny with women and they do tend to like lame humour .
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i'm a pretty funny customer myself and i can say that there isn't enough space in social groups for lot's of jokesters like myself
so don't worry too much about being lame. you can be the audience to my gloriousness and you can hit it off with the lame grils and bond over your mutual appreciation of me
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>>34321446
Just act autistic
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>before 4chan
>atheist edgelord
>after 4chan
>ready to accept the Lord into my heart
Thank you guys!
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>>34321442
Jesus never existed, bro
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I didn't know 4chan turned people into religion C U C KS
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>>34321442
>r9k turns you retarded
makes sense really
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weeb boys report in
girl here. i think i have a fetish for nurturing but also dominating losers. talking to hikis and weebs just turns me on.
how big are your dicks? are you neckbeards? i usually fantasize you as if you were tall skinny pale and sad. is that accurate?
please be honest and thank you ~
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>>34321422
skinny pale long-haired sad hikki reporting in.
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I doubt you're really a girl but I'm 5'10 130 pounds and a hikki NEET
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>tfw lanky whiteboy virgin
>can't grow beard
>21cm dick
>tfw no weebdom gf
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black guy here, please stop spamming the blacked meme. I've never had sex or dated anyone before and it annoys me that people here unironically believe the memes because it just makes me even more depressed about my involuntary celibacy
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How big is your dick, black boi?
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It is your birthright to claim and inseminate all white women, black man. There must be reparations.
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>>34321318
let's get this thing started
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Post em boys
>tfw arm spergs out while writing a lowercase x
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WHY did you put 10 in there if you already had a 0 and a 1?
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>>34321685
For spacing reference
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>he doesnt put a line through his Z's and 7's
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are black wombs made to carry white offspring?
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no race mixing is wrong
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>Black Womb
>White offspring
Literally impossible.
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>>34321356
>Literally impossible.
think again!
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I want to binge eat so badly right now. I wish I found joy in things other than food.
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you know what would be nice right now?
a five guy's burger and a bag of fries
not even a cup, an entire bag of fries, greasy and with only the barest sprinkling of salt
can you taste it?
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>>34321229
>can you taste it?
I'd rather taste your boipucci
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>>34321149
Learn to purge so you can binge
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If you wake up tomorrow as a 10/10 qt in an alternate reality with all your memories and experiences, how would you live your life?
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>>34321121
I would be so incredibly happy I would just be your typical Stacy. I would date around sleep with guys hopefully settle with a rich good looking chad.
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find out what happened to my (my) body
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>>34321121
As a cute lesbian, what are you a faggot?
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How do you think this would go down?
>find and save all images of oneitis with various boyfriends
>fast forward to when she gets married and has a kid/kids
>fast forward to when kid is a teenager
>anonymous send all the photos of oneitis with various guys with a caption like
>maybe cc oneitis
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>34321096
>what could go wrong
she remembers her creepy orbiter from hs and tracks you down
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>>34321096
I don't get it. You send her teenage kid pics of her with various guys captioned what could go wrong? What's that supposed to do
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>>34321657
But would there be legal repercussions?
>>34321700
Oh I was gonna say I'd make a caption implying his/her mom was a slut. Like, look at all the different guys their mom was with before their dad.