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>>34335014
>It's a neckbeard is roleplaying episode

If she actually say that to you, it means she's also gonna be attached to other bigger dicks that she sees after yours.

>>34335014
>she has seen other dicks

to the trash it goes

>>34334981
shy guys because they're expected to ask out

.....is this a real question? It's infinitely harder for shy guys. Shy girls still get approached, and they're seen as adorable/cute/loveable.

>>34334981
I knew a few shy qt's in high school, they all got claimed by Chads

shy "men" are literally useless to everybody in this world unless they wagecuck and provide for single moms

Going outside doesn't calm my mind. It disturbs me.
Why don't you hang yourself, anon?

>>34334978
Hanging myself doesn't calm my mind. It kills me.

>>34334960
nigga I live in a high crime city in america
>go outside
>get mugged
>get shot
>get raped
etc it's not even a fucking joke, fuck this place

If I was man enough for anything I wouldn't be here.

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>>34334980

B...but all that toxic masculinity we accumulated in our body by consumption of comics and vidya game, they should have made us very macho.

What went wrong?

Body hair doesnt bother me at all, including armpit hair. Shaved bagina is a nice treat once in a while but not at all necessary. Always thought it was weird how disgusted Americans get by pubic hair, must be their porno culture.

Dick magic
Why else are so many robots into traps? The only way to fight it is with tit-pics m'lady.

>>34334956
to tempt fembots into sucking them

...what?
98% of dicks look literally ugly as FUCK. It's kind of hilarious, mostly fucking disgusting though. Eugh.

nice low res image you cunt

>>34334932
Still being a faggot, eh?

>>34334932
I'd rather fuck your footpussy

>>34334888
Commiseration. Good triples.

>>34334888
It's called being a basic bitch aka a white girl
>OMG TODAY HAS BEEN LIKE TOTALLY RUINED DDDDDDDDDD:
>ITS OKAY GIRL IM LIKE TOTALLY HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY XDDDDDD
>XDDDDDD THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP LETS GO GET SOME COFFEE XDDDDDD
>XDDDDDDD
Kys OP

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>>34334888
Its Schadenfreude (Its german, but found its way into englisch and literally equates to damage happiness), the feeling you get when you are happy because someone else got harmed.

>>34334876
What is the thought process behind this thread

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>>34334876
>Do you pluck 1 hair or not?
No, I just let the dice roll and see how it turns out

>>34334876
If you pluck 1 hair because your officer tells you too. Then you might as well let a black guy fuck your wife while you watch

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>>34334813
Hej Slaveni, joste zivi

hocu se ubiti

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>>34334813
>>34334865
>>34335054

American here, please explain!

bumping cuz i wanna know too
I suggest
>>>/his/ too theyre good at religion and philosophy

>>34334794
>God punishes sinners right?
No, have you read the bible? Hell exists for this, God doesn't intervene much with this world anymore.
>But doesn't he also know the future? Are some people fucked from the start?
Yes, but just because of that existence doesn't have to cease.
>Are they simply doomed?
Who cares?

>>34334846

Who cares? Someone can be born already gripping a one way ticket to hell.

Get a prostitute faggot

Idk why you people just dont go to a escort if you wanna lose your virginity so bad

>>34334784
>caring about losing your virginity this much
no wonder you are a virgin you fucking inbred

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>>34334782
I don't know but you sound like a loser

>>34334859
Post more cartoons please

>>34334859
he sounds like a loser, you sound/look like a faggot, who's kettle here and who's pot?

bump
originalie

>>34334752
Why do all women have to think the one same thing? Pls respond. Seems to me like the opinion of a stacy looking for a man to pay for their lifestyle VS girls who want meaningful connection to their loved one btw.

>>34335037
Its not that all girls think the same. Its that all girls think all girls think the same, so when they give advice they try tell you how to act towards all other females and get offended if you don't fit their ideal approach method.

>>34334713
Cuck guy looks to old to be antifa guy imo.

what? the who?

>>34334713
Is that all they're basing the doxxing on? Just that he looks like the shit guy?

>>34334702
4chan as a whole got a lot of attention from normies because /pol/ and the elections

and now the normies have propagated everywhere

these are the end days

soon (trademark)
hopefully

>>34334702
>OC
>r9k