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she is pretty cute

she's skinnyfat but so am I, can't judge

>>34358809
She actually "lifts", she just can't get her diet down and she's on fucking antipsychotics or something

>>34358792
The body is fine, actually would make me pretty hard but I'm not a fan of her face, at all.

>phobia of germs
lol

>does the virgin walk
>uses a velcro wallet
>does the virgin knuckle crack

>>34358719
These are actually pretty good oregano

>>34358637
another quality thread brought to you by /r9k/

>why do hog anuses not taste good by themselves but taste good in bun
It's part of life's mystery

Because the bread masks the taste of the mystery meat known as a hotdong

do you like her?
GO OUT WITH HER

do you not like her?
then don't

>>34358590
Try the lifestyle with all your (fake) enthusiasm for a month. I think it's possible you could be surprised.
If, at the end of the whole month of you being a normie and not a robot, you still want to be a bot then continue on with your previous life.
If not... well you can cross that bridge if and when you come to it.

>>34358590
>wouldn't be incompatible

would be*

>>34358600
shes a qt but that might just be my dick speaking which has led me astray before

>>34358521
Why not just keep fucking her?

>>34358536
He fell for the "impure" meme

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>>34358521
why is she holding her hands like that is she a T-Rex? A

>>34358484
posting in your thread.

>>34358484
>rich tea

absolutely disgusting

>>34358484
Whoever put that much milk in their tea deserves to have their biscuit dropped in it

No YouTube, we had YTMND. Plenty of memes, but no one called them "memes". Look up All Your Base, 599 US Dollars, It's Not a Bug It's a Feature, etc. Glorious war against ebaumsworld over stolen Doesn't Change Facial Expressions meme. SA and 4Chan, no Reddit or anything. Everyone spent a lot of time making fun of George W. Bush. A lot less normies on the Internet in general. No adults in social media. Anon did stuff like Project Chanology instead of electing a racist president. A lot harder to find cheap media like what you can get on Netflix, had to have a cable sub and watch what was on or go to Blockbuster or pirate. OiNK was dope before it was shut down. RIA and MPAA were freaking out on everyone. Emo was a thing. NewGrounds was a thing. Too many normies now everywhere who think they get it but they don't. Then the old non-Internet normies get influenced by the online normies on Facebook because they understand even less and that's how we get 2017.

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>>34358438
>asking about 2007
Are you doing a history report?!

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Flash videos were the preferred medium of the time. There's a reason why >>>/f/ is a thing.

You are cucking yourself to the Jews

>>34358454
Okay and how exactly?

>>34358465
Even the people here in Mexico where I am are jolly and I see depressed people in way better countries it makes no sense

>tfw you wake up one morning and realize you always were a monster

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>>34358363
thinking about this shit on a regular basis trying to better myself (if anything to keep my mind off of those thoughts)

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>>34358363
>tfw when you became the ghost you always wanted to be
>Studied 10 in the same school, no one remembers me
>Studied 5 years in the same high school, no one remembers me
>Studied in the same college for 5 years, no one remembers me

it feel real good mates

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>>34358312
Is B8 getting more sophisticated, guys?

>>34358312
>go for a run
>breakfast
>power nap

fuck normies and their arrogant habits

>>34358360
Oh don't get me wrong. We're not normies by any standards we're /fit/. But she's a fucking weeb and I play JRPGs. We've been weaponizing our autism for 4 years now. Good shit, pretty sure if we break up I'd go back to being single again, considering she's the second GF I've ever had.

>tfw did

It's alright

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>>34358285
[WARNING] Operation WoodPipe... #White Genocide {ALERT}

Who's Behind this Post?

WoodPipe is a psychological manipulation operation to increase the brand of Dark skin black women, while enticing white men to date them to further reduce the American white population while increasing the black population.

Dark skin ugly black women are behind this post/hi-jack.

Strategies they use:

***black women Shill Post
**Stock Photos of fake qt dark skin black womens
**Fake Statistic of BW+WM Divorce rate (it's 58% higher)
** Promoting Race Mixing (Bleached)

The goal being to increase the value of Dark black women, while enticing sexual desires and normalizing relationship between dark black women and white men.

It's the reverse cuck psy-op...

Agents groups of Agenda:

**Swirlers Movement
**BWGTOW (Black Women Going Their Own Way)
**Negro Bed Wenches
** Colorism Minded Black Women

Terms they use:
**Colonized
**Bleach
**CUACED

About the Agenda:

The Agenda falls into a subcategory of Social Justice Warriors with a Colorism/Black "Dark Skin" female feminist twist.

Within the Black community is a concept called colorism where the most undesirable women have dark skin complexions. There's also a growing rift between black women and black men, and animosity over black men dating ligher skin women, racially ambutiguty mixed women or white women.

They is using their low self-esteem and desperation to organize an underground activist movement (BWGTOW + Swirlers + Bleached) to make Dark Skin Black appear women more desirable/accepting/BASED to white men, while they pushes race mixing and White Genocide!

Don't take the BAIT, 14/88

Because black women's pussy smells like rotting meat boiled in an armpit.

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>>34358270
>gf
comment originale

>>34358270
gr7 b5 m9 i r2 8/8

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Finally put my penis in a vagina. She was a short and thick latina with wide hips and a big ass. Was a tomboy with a short hair cut but that god damn ass. I think I need more than one hand per cheek.

I guess my long path to wizardhood was cut short, and I was going to turn 30 in 4 months.

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that he was just following orders man.

>>34358217
>if I get a boner will it wake her up?

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How to reclaim our board

>>34358202
Fist myself.

>>34358202
sign up at BLACKED.com and get money fot having sex with Tyrone all day

Start my second job of streaming myself working my actual job.
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>Quack Quack
What did he mean by this?

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Brother, may I have some bread?

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Quack quack
Im here to take your duck bitch bro