Red flags for guys

>phobia of germs
lol

>does the virgin walk
>uses a velcro wallet
>does the virgin knuckle crack

>>34358719
These are actually pretty good oregano

"Split the bill"
how about you actually pay for something you dumb bitch

Who the fuck splits the bill?
Pay for your own shit Chosen master race reporting.

>>34358760
Wtf is a virgin walk? or a virgin knuckle crack? I've only ever seen meatheads knuckle crack.

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>>34358787
> virgin walk

How is this unoriginal

>>34358787
>he doesn't know about the virgin knuckle crack

I bet you also wear autism shoes and stuff toiletpaper in your pants so you don't piss yourself

>>34358830
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? TELL ME?

>>34358861
Uh man you should really do some research. It might seem trivial but women will sense it from a mile away. I don't think you will ever get laid like that

>can't pick me up
>stupid machismo
>talks like a bro
>NEET
>basic hygiene sucks
>doesn't like kids
>has cheated in the past
>has a lot of ex-gfs
>won't introduce me to his friends

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>>34358950
God im such a newfag.

>tfw did the virgin laugh when I realised

>>34358719
>> wants to split the bill

I agree with everything you say up until this.

I don't mind paying on the first date. Or the second. Or third. I don't mind paying for a good while, actually.

But if we've been dating for 5 months and you don't even offer to chip in a little bit, then I should at least get any sexual favors I want at any time I want them. If I'm paying for a prostitute then I want the prostitutional benefits, too.

>>34359044
If you're too cheap to be a gentleman and pay for your lady then you should not be surprised if you can't have the classy ones. It's not about money or prostitution, men have been providers since the beginning of time and it gives a sense of security. Like a woman who is not homely enough and will not nurture her own children and just hires a nanny is a turnoff, a man who doesn't want to pay the full bill is a turnoff too.

>>34358983
I thought you were just playing along

You should feel the virgin sadness man

>>34358969
>can't pick me up

How heavy are you? Gotta be a landwhale

>>34358719
None of those apply to me.

Where do you live?
I will come and impregnate you now.

>>34359157
>men have been providers since the beginning of time and it gives a sense of security

Yeah, but this was before women were higher educated than men and makes about as much money as we do.

I don't even care about her paying FULL price. If she's a stay at home wife taking care of my children I will of course pay the full bill. If she's a girlfriend with a full time job and she doesn't even offer, then she's not being "classy". She's being cheap. If she makes considerably less money than me, then I'd be happy as long as she at least offered, even though I'd probably reject her offer. But the fact that she offered means everything to my opinion of her.

>>34358719
This is r9k so therefore green flags and red flags should be opposite. If not you're a fucking normie.

If your relationship with your parents isn't shit then get the fuck off of this board

>>34358719
>waits outside of the store
> has a special diet

2/10. What do I win?

>>34358719
but my mom abandoned my dad and I when I was 6 and barely had anything to do with me until I was 13. Am I supposed to pretend to be nice to her or something?

>wears cargo shorts
>wears wrangler jeans
>doesn't dress well in general
>lifts
>cheap cologne
>likes animals
>has pets
>can't stand watching gore
>is straight edge
>passionately supports a president or a party
>acts like a "gentleman"
>watches tv
>religious
>spews memes to compensate for his lack of originality
>doesn't shower at least once a day

>>34358719
Fembots: is it a red flag if a guy has no facial hair or any body hair except his legs

I can't help it :(

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>>34359044
>paying for any woman's meal
This is where most men fuck up. Never pay for the meal. Never offer it until she readily gives succ on command.

>>34359157
Shut the fuck up. Women abuse the kindness of men more often than they actually respect it. Stop trying to push the agenda that women are actually grateful that someone is paying for their meal. The only thing keeping them from wanting to chip in is because they want to find more ridiculous shit, like clothing, to blow their money on.

>It's not about money or prostitution
Then how about you buy the meal for a change? If it's not about the money, what's holding you back?

>>34359312
It's not a redflag but you're a closeted faggot. I'd get out of it if I were you.

>>34359363
I'm into traps but not gay. I also asked for fembot opinions not meanie weenie opinions

>>34359312
>tfw full beard that looks great when I trim it
>tfw good manly chest and belly hair - not too much, not too little
>tfw toned leg hair but no gorilla mode
>tfw almost no disgusting monkeyhair on my back
>tfw hairline isn't receeding
>tfw also 6'3

Feels good.

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>>34359343
t. Eternal virgin

Listen to this guy lads!

>>34359207
It probably means twigs need not apply. Surely you've seen their kind.

>>34359259
A pity-hug

>>34359288
>lifts
That's an unexpected one.

Also, I didn't know Wrangler was even a known brand. I thought it was just one of those dime-a-dozen vendors on Amazon.

>>34359419
>DUDE VIRGIN LMAO
Did we travel back in time to before I was thirteen? Last time I checked, that was 16 years ago.

Keep buying food for women when you're not in a relationship with her. I bet it feels awesome knowing you're just a meal ticket. After you treat her to a nice dinner, make sure she's dropped off at my house by 8:00 PM.

>>34359515
> He says he's 16 years old


MODS MODS MODS MOOODS

>>34358719
I'm don't do any of those, be my gf

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>>34359536
>he can't do math
12+16 = older than you.

Neck yourself, son.

>>34358719
You know those are all valid however I think many of them are more personal rather than general red flags.

>>34358719
I love animals and I am probably a sociopath.

Also what the hell is it with talking? I am very stoic, when I talk too much it's not good, and when I talk not enough i am boring.

>>34359312
There are girls who are disgusted by body hair and girls who like bears.

>>34358787
Watch Mark Zuckerburg walk

That's it

>>34358719
>split the bill

>taking bitches out to eat at all

>>34359506
For real though, I dislike men who lift. I mean, I'm sure there are some exceptions, but they're almost always obnoxious, have a terrible sense of humour, and dress and talk like basic fuccbois. Plus most of them are emotionally immature, and only care about sex. And to be honest, big muscles aren't even aesthetic, in my opinion.

>>34359288
So, you like psychopathic edgelords?

>borderline personality disorder mom
>left because she threatened suicide, stole money, lied about having cancer, told me she never loved me etc.
>eventually come to terms with it and keep her out of life
>browse board with other broken individuals
>find a sense of community, starting to develop empathy
>one day girl comes along
>says you aren't dateable because you didn't let a mentally ill woman continue to abuse you
And you wonder why we hate you.

>>34359638
Makes sense, I suppose. Just not something I'd expect to see in a list.

I'm still curious about the Wrangler thing. Aren't they just a pair of blue jeans? Why that brand, specifically?

>>34359157
If any bitch wants me to """pay for m'lady"""

Then I might as well get a hooker

>>34359643
Based on the mother thing, you sound like a co-worker of mine.

>>34358719
> wants to split the bill

what the fuck is the problem here you dumb whore? pay for your own shit. equality.

>>34358719
Agree with it all except the bill part.

>>34359234
>i'm poor, my gf has to pay for me

>>34358719
>bad relationship with his mom
>too close with his mom

So just treat your mom like some friend that happened to raise you? That's dumb.

Also,

>shaves chest hair

If you saw my hairy ass chest you'd reconsider. Everyone tells me that I should shave it.

>>34359639
So I assume you're referring to that "likes animals and can't watch gore" part?
I'm just sick of people talking about their pets 24/7 and pretending that their animals have some super emotions no man has ever seen before. I really don't give a shit about their smelly animals.
And yes, people who can't watch gore are tricking pussies.
>>34359662
Well yeah, I'm talking about cheap dadjeans in general. Bonus points if they're blue. If you wear bootcut jeans, you really need to reevaluate your life, these look fucking terrible.

>>34358719
>doesn't love animals
Like he's sociopath or he doesnt want to have one?
> way too close with his mother
Like she's intrudes into his personal life?

>>34359679
Company starts with a B, doubt you work there famalam.

>>34359288
>>doesn't dress well in general
I'm too poor for that
>>doesn't shower at least once a day
It's not healthy to shower everyday.

>>34358969
>won't introduce me to his friends

What if you don't have friends?

>>34359732
>If you wear bootcut jeans, you really need to reevaluate your life, these look fucking terrible.
I've never been one for fashion, so sue me. I used to do physical labor for a job, and jeans are comfy.

Maybe I should go talk to /fa/ or something someday.

>>34359780
How is it not healthy? I get not doing it everyday if you live in some cold ass place, but it's not really detrimental to your health.

>>34359802
That's even worse. Man who has no friends screams mental illness.

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>>34358719
> has a special diet
Fuck you, because I'm not some ham beast and don't eat fast food, candy, and what have you, I'm suddenly given a "red flag"?

>>34359809
/fa/ is the worst place to go for fashion. It's all oversized black sweaters and skinny jeans that stop above your ankles. They dress like Chinese college students.

>>34359693
>I'm poor, my bf has to pay for me

>>34359809
It's alright to work in bootcuts, as long as you don't wear them casually.
>>34359848
t. uneffay pleb

>>34359891
You want to look like a twink go ahead.

>>34359848
You know, I really shouldn't be surprised.

>>34359891
>It's alright to work in bootcuts, as long as you don't wear them casually.
Yeah, nah, it's fully casual. Back then it was "fuck it, jeans are good enough to work in, they're good enough for anything else". I guess it doesn't help that in the area that I grew up in, basically every male wears jeans.

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This /fa/ meetup is fashionable as fuck.

>>34359844
It makes you a pretentious, annoying, obsessed little faggot.

>>34360009
Literally everyone is skinny jeans wearing fuckboy except 3 and 5.

>>34360009
6 looks the coolest of the group, for what that's worth.

Still looks ridiculous.

>>34360009
#5 looks like he doesn't know how to be photographed
>I just smile or something, right?

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>>34360023
At least I'm not a landwhale, and have some actual self control.

>>34358983
>tfw you do the virgin metabolism and don't even know it

>>34360044
3 is the only one that looks kinda normal.

>>34360009
Are they as fun as /k/ meetups?

>>34359536
he said he was 13 16 years ago you retard. 13+16 = 29

>>34359753

> Like he's sociopath or he doesnt want to have one?
Sociopath. And not wanting a dog is a redflag unless he has valid reasons like allergies

> Like she's intrudes into his personal life?
Like, he can't live withouth seeing her every day and only wants her meals and always sides with her, just to name a few

>>34360060
I'm no landwhale either. If you can't stay fit without having a precious special diet then you should kys. It's all about moderation. I still have junkfood, but not 24/7

>>34360082
>And not wanting a dog is a redflag unless he has valid reasons like allergies
I have a valid reason - i was attacked by one when i was little, so no dogs for me, ever.
>always sides with her
That really depends on subject. A lot of guys would really prefer siding with mother because she wont leave him unlike newly acquired women.

>>34358719
>has a special diet
That's on par with "shorter than 6'4"

>>34360099
> If you can't stay fit without having a precious special diet then you should kys
If your red flag for someone is is how they eat when it clearly isn't self destructive, you're the one who should kill yourself. Seriously, just go through with it, you fucking sperg.

>>34359288
But I love my cat, he's my source of entertainment most of the time

>>34360127
It means I have to adjust my whole cooking for his precious little diet because he feels special, and that's a turnoff

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>>34358787
>>34358760

what is the virgin knuckle crack?

>>34360060
Wait, are they both called Jenkins?

>>34358760
what is the virgin knuckle crack?

really? i'm not original? how come?

>>34360169
>Wait, are they both called Jenkins?
Yes.

>>34360149
Has it ever crossed your self-centered mind that there could be valid medical reasons for adjusted diets?

>>34358719
>somehow check
>somehow not
>somehow yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>somehow
>sometimes
>no
>>34358760
>doing better now
>yes
>yes
>>34359288
>no
>no
>depends
>no
>no
>somehow
>no
>depends
>no
>somehow
>no
>no
>no
>sometimes
>6 times a week usually

>>34358719
>bad relationship with his mother
>way too close with his mother
The typical cunt's way of thinking: his mother should be out of the picture BUT she should be there to take care of our kids when we want to have an evening for ourselves.

>paying for everything on dates
Might as well get a prostitute and get it over with.

>>34358719
>Meet girl who says she likes animals
>So what kinds of animals do you love
>My dog and nothing else, not even dogs in general

lel

Still fuck dogs and cats though, bunny or nothing

>>34360230
Women want equality but you are the one paying th ebills.

>>34358719
>wants to split the bill
Bitch, what? What's wrong with wanting to keep my finances private? I pay for my shit and you pay for yours, simple as that.

There's nothing cheap about it as it's a question of principle. Of course, there's plenty of exceptions for this as well such as forgetting your wallet or paying birthday presents, but then again, I would expect the same type of solidarity from my (female) partner during such exceptional situations.

If you feel entitled to getting your meals payed when you have a paycheck yourself, you should honestly just off yourself like the leeching piece of worthless shit you are.

inb4 poorfag
inb4 gentlemen get laid
inb4 no inb4

>>34360224
Ooor he should be nice and respectful to his mother, but not call his girl "mommy" in bed.

>>34358719
>wants to split the bill
B-b-but muh EQUALITY!

>>34360255
There's nothing wrong with going Dutch. Maybe not the first few times, but a few months in going Dutch ain't a big deal. She might even pay for your tendies by then.

>>34360295
>not call his girl "mommy" in bed
>but it's okay for girls to call her guy "daddy" in bed

>>34360322
Nah nigga thats a red flag too.

This is an epic RP thread, I love it.

hey cunts,
if you like a guy, how do you show it to him?

>>34360322
I think mami is okay in some cultures.

>>34358719
>wants to split the bill
okay, since I'm paying the bill, you're putting out tonight.

How's that?

>>34360351
This is the best /r9k/ has to offer. Why are you here if not for this?

>>34359844
Same dude i quit fast food and soft drinks 2 years ago, best decision of my life.

>>34360356
start fingering yourself and he won't be able to ressist

>>34360380
I don't think that's what "special diet" means. But whatev

>>34360358
In most latino cultures papi and mami in bed our fine.

t. Dominican

>>34360356
Laughing at his retarded jokes. Constantly.

>>34360380
High fucking five on that one.
>>34360395
It is, as the first response to me said.

>>34360399
que lo que

>>34360197
Yeah. That's annoying as well. Too much hassle desu

>>34360410
I'm not OP or the gril. I interpreted it the opposite. Like:
>won't stray from comfort zone and try anything new

>>34360356
Smile at him occasionally and wait for him to do the rest.

>>34360440
Not good b8 at all duder put some effort into it

>>34360410
Special diet is stuff like

> no carbs
> muh protein

And it's annoying AF

>>34360447
>>34360487
Read my original comment, and then the response.>>34360023
Granted, I'm under the assumption that's OP.

>>34360512
Eating no carbs does indeed make you pretentious and obsessed

>>34360525
When did I say no carbs?

>>34360440
That's the coldest shit I've ever heard.

>>34358719
>> phobia of germs
call me whatever the fuck you want but if more than 2 people take a sip from my drink, i'm not drinking a sip more.

>> has a special diet
yeah you don't get the body i have if you eat whatever the fuck you like

>> doesn't love animals
this is just stupid. i don't hate animals and i'm more than playful with any dog, cat, rabbit whatever i find. doesn't mean i love them. but i see the point you're trying to make, but you went pretty autism about it

>> waits outside of the store
i'll see what's up for the first couple of stores. after that i just stop giving a fuck. i'd rather sit down and check insta.

>> just talks and talks and never asks questions
convo is convo. if you enjoy it, you enjoy it. trying to specify the type of conversation you enjoy like some sort of universal constant is fucking retarded.

>>34360512
Ah, my apologies m8. I didn't realize OP was a crazy person.

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>>34358719
Just a reminder that these redflags only matter if you don't have abs. If you do have abs, then just ignore that shit and go shirtless. 9 in 10 girls basically lose their mind when they see a nice set of abs. And the 1 left has a 50% of chance of being lesbian or having some weird fetishes

>>34358719
That's a lot of requirements for getting my dick sucked. Why shouldn't I find a cute trap to do the same thing for free?

> Reads science-fiction novels..
> Decorates room with toys and posters.
> Doesnt dance.
> Cant fix a car.
> Cant pick me up. (115lbs)
> Asks things about my past sex life.
> watches porn.
> talks about cartoons like they are real.
> plays xbox live with a headset.

>>34361109
>115 lbs
Lose some weight, then, you borderline landwhale.

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>>34361109
> Doesnt dance.

>>34361109
PC master race, I tick the test of the boxes though.

>>34360358
>>34360399
Disgusting
There is no such thing as a fembot or femanon..
I heard or read somewhere that of the new janitors is a female, if I get b a n e d
Or not it doesn't.
May be that's why the "female" posts don't usually get deleted.

> needs reassurances about intimacy.
> jealous
> doesnt bathe daily.
> short (under 5, 10")
> Gossips. Gossips are not attractive. They are cowardly.
> Whines all the time. Mommy issues.
> Lives with relatives or roomies
> Does not drive his own car/big truck
> wears glasses. (not good fighters. gf's dont respect them)
> judgemental
> racist
> insecure about penis
>

>>34358719
only one i have is waits outside the store

am i doing okay

fucking wHite women the most privileged rancid fucking filth on this plane. complain and complain about non existent problems.

>>34360154
its when you crack your knuckles all one by one

>>34358719
I shave my chest hair only because it only grows on half of my chest due to a burn I got when I was a kid, so it looks really weird otherwise.

>>34362141
I thought we were saving our full knuckle cracks for the right girl.

>>34361876
Just get inside the store with me anon, it'll be fun!

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>>34358719
>mobileshitting redditor
*tips*

>>34358719
A list of red flags that i'm not on now thats a first.

>>34358719
Whoever initiates the date is paying for it.
I'm not gonna pay dinner for a woman who asked me out.

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>>34361740
> wears glasses. (not good fighters. gf's dont respect them)
> judgemental

sounds a bit judgmental anon

>>34360356
Just tell him. Guys don't notice that shit like girls do and I don't think theyre used to girls making the first move. If he doesnt like you he wont be weird about it (you know like girls are) and if he does he'll probably show some initiative to go and do stuff together

>Unattractive
>Poor

Men can get away with anything if you are attractive.

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>>34358719
>> wants to split the bill

This one triggered me. You femcunts want equality in the form of equal pay. "Muh wage gap, muh equal pay!" you cry. But then when it's time to pay for something, you don't want equality.

Why should I spend my hard earned shekels on random roasties on the first date? I always split the bill on the first date. And I still get laid. Get fucked OP.

>>34363054
> and I still get laid

Ofcourse you do

>>34363080
Yeah it's really not hard if you're not ugly

>>34358719
These threads are all subjective.
I don't get the point.
It's like all you want to do is make some people feel bad who fall under your specific red flag category saying:
(You ain't getting my pussy if you do any of the above).
Like... Okay ?

>>34361740
What's wrong with wearing glasses? How is this a good indicator for a fighter or earning respect

>>34358719
>has a special diet
Bitch don't know shit about my gainz

>>34358719
> doesn't love animals
op thinks she's empathetic because she likes animals
> bad relationship with his mother
op wants a beta bitch for provider
> way too close with his mother
but op doesn't want that his mother warns his that op is a gold-digger
> waits outside of the store
op wants to manipulate his provider into buying things for her
> wants to split the bill
op is a gold-digger
> phobia of germs
op has a smelly cunt that she doesn't bother washing
> has a special diet
op is fat and doesn't want to leave her confort zone when the guy takes care of his health
>> just talks and talks and never asks questions
> brags and compares a lot
again, op wants a submissive beta bitch
> shaves his chesthair
but is still attracted to masculine guys and will try to imprint those traits on him just so his confidence doesn't hit rock bottom making him wake up and break up with the disguting bitch

you bitches and fags are so easy to understand and break down.

>>34363241
i forgot this one my bad
> just talks and talks and never asks questions
as a fucking beta, he isn't only ordered to provide material goods but emotionally

>>34359288
"Is straight"? Are you gay? And if so gtfo no one cares what your flags are.

>>34358719
>>34358969
None of those. Where's my gf

>>34361740
another break down for you guys:
> needs reassurances about intimacy
only the poster is allowed to have reassurance because she has a pussy, this implies that she isn't up for a healthy relationship, big red flag
> jealous
once again, only women are allowed to have bad feelings
> doesnt bathe daily
implying that some roastie will have sex daily with a beta bitch
> short (under 5, 10")
what is your weight?
> Gossips. Gossips are not attractive. They are cowardly.
only women are allowed to gossip, actually, that's all these shallow cunts have to talk about
> Whines all the time. Mommy issues.
this poster probably whines about many non-issues, like an itching toe or ridiculous things like that, her whiny collection of stupid red flags is proof of that
> Lives with relatives or roomies
gold-digger
> Does not drive his own car/big truck
again, gold-digger
> wears glasses. (not good fighters. gf's dont respect them)
how much do you weight?
> judgemental
funny
> racist
only women are allowed to have prejudices because they are pure beings :^)
> insecure about penis
how much do you weight?

all in all, for women it's only fine to be insecure about things you have control over. hahaha

>>34359730
She means you shouldn't harbor hate for the woman who raised you but you also shouldn't be brushing her hair on weekends and letting her pick out your clothes

>>34359732
>don't give a shit about pets/animals
You have no soul. Future shit mother detected, even though right now you probably """hate""" kids

>>34363333
You are most likely ugly

>>34359288
>Makes red flag lists
>Is fat / chubby
>No ass
>Thinks mathematics is stupid or confusing
>Says like or um everyother sentence
>Is in a sorority
>Gossips about people she hardly knows
>Loose puss (Ike physically not tight)
>Believes in wage gap
>Doesn't swallow
>Hates cats
>Didn't receive a degree in some stem field (no biology doesn't count you stupid cunt)

>>34363498
Not really, just a manlet.

>>34361109
> Reads science-fiction novels.
only women stupid interests are worthy of respect
> Decorates room with toys and posters.
beta bitch must submit even his own personal expression in the most intimate place he has
> Doesnt dance.
implying this roastie can dance, probably do the usual whore dance whiping her hair back and forth in parties and that's the only moves she knows
> Cant fix a car.
can you?
> Cant pick me up. (115lbs)
fine
> Asks things about my past sex life.
whore detected, is afraid to reveal how many partners she had and what sex acts she did. it's better for the beta bitch to never question those things or else hurt feelings may lead to him cutting the providership contract
> watches porn
wants beta bitch to submit his sexuality to her even tho she's not attracted and will only provide starfish sex once a month
> talks about cartoons like they are real
again, first part
> plays xbox live with a headset
beta bitch must be all ears like a perfect emotional tampon

Hahaha. I fucking love these threads. A second of thought reveals how stupid women really are.

>>34363560
>>34363512
>>34363384
>women are stupid because I like to assume negative things about their personal lives with no basis to back it up
it shouldn't be news that women aren't attracted to you, don't be so butthurt

>>34359288
check the edge on this one

>>34358719
>> wants to split the bill
How is this bad?

>>34359638
You sound fat, ugly, regretful and upset in general about the shitty hand you have been dealt in life.

>>34363614
>it shouldn't be news that women aren't attracted to you, don't be so butthurt
triggered roastie detected, take a chill pill, bitch.
i'm about o make more breakdowns for your enjoyment.
>women are stupid because I like to assume negative things about their personal lives with no basis to back it up
no, you are stupid because you are stupid, negative assumptions (aka facts) are a consequence.
see? you're fucking stupid. hahaha.

>>34363614
Kek I don't fit anything on your list except liking animals. I just think you are a dumb cunt

I have all the first 5
I know i'm pretty fucked up so whatever

>>34358969
>>can't pick me up
wants strong guy, ok, let's follow
>>stupid machismo
probably mad at some chad
>>talks like a bro
definetly mad at some chad that won't commit kek
>>NEET
gold-digger
>>basic hygiene sucks
huh?
>>doesn't like kids
this is directed at beta bitch providers, obviously
>>has cheated in the past
this bitch is still suffering because of chad kek
>>has a lot of ex-gfs
FUCKING DEFINETLY TRIGGERED BY CHAD
>>won't introduce me to his friends
doesn't care about beta boyfriend, she's into his providership and social circle, it's a plus if there's some asshole chad in it to rail her while beta is at work

Hahahaha! C'mon, girls. More posts, please.

>>34363512
Not sure why you replied to me but whatever, I'm none of these except
>makes red flags lists
and
>hates cats
Bretty gud. Such a shame I'm not a grill, I'd be a 10/10 wife material.

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>>34363614
>Arguing with muh holes
Keep posting. You're ez

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>>34358719
>way too close with his mother
define this

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>>34361109
> Asks things about my past sex life.
> watches porn.

>>34358719
splits the bill?
Guess Im a fuckin jew bro cuz I don't feel like spending money on people I barely like.

>>34358830

how do you know me?

>>34363453
Plenty of good men have good reasons to cut all ties to their mothers.

>short (under 6'2")
>poor (makes less than $250k)
>weak (one rep bench max is below 400 lbs)
>inattentive (works more than 20hrs/wk)

If he displays any of these traits he's beneath u girl.

>>34364118
i didn't notice that, poster is a camwhore. hahahaha even more pathetic.

>>34360009
2 is the only attractive one here, cool as fuck

>>34360060
Can someone post the one where the girl on the left dismantles the girl on the right's response by claiming she's just rationalizing her obesity and hiding behind childish insults?

>>34363560
Ironic when you sound like the most stupid person I've seen on this website

redflags for chad: 0

>>34360009
God they all look like autists.

And what the fuck is 1? Holy shit, that fucking beta face

>>34363726
How can you have the first 5 if 2 of those contradict?

> bad relationship with mother
> too close with mother

Pick one faggot

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>>34364289
Got you baby dear.

>>34364477
They don't contradict, my mother treats me like a baby, I don't like it and treat her bad

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>>34364477
>Implying those contradict
Look up guys like Ed Kemper.

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>>34358719
>> wants to split the bill
this only got me if you believe a girl should NEVER pay

if you want to go back and forth and make it one person's treat that's fine but don't try that dumb shit with me

>>34358719
>extroverted
>loud
>emotional
>religious
>not white

>>34364538
I ain't paying shit
Don't be a pussy. Be a man and pay the damn meal like real men do.

t. Girl

>>34364562
>my vagina is only open to people that pay

t. a literal prostitute

>>34364562
Fuck off, I only date rich women

>>34364452
That's why he's Chad, you dumb fuck

>>34358719
>> doesn't love animals

translation he would be bad with kids and I want kids after chemicals in my brain flood my brain telling me to have kids.

>> bad relationship with his mother

translation he would treat me like shit and harder to manipulate

>> way too close with his mother

translation I want his resources and I don't want all of them to go to his mother

>> waits outside of the store

translation I want him to buy me shit or nag him to buy me shit.

>> wants to split the bill

translation I am a prostitute and he needs to pay me for my sexual acts.

>> phobia of germs

translation I have herpes from fucking chad and he needs to get over it

>> has a special diet

translation I am a fucking fat ass who eats ice cream all day and my man needs to be a fat ass with me.

>> just talks and talks and never asks questions

my emotions are more important then reason and logic!

>> brags and compares a lot

okay I give you this one fuck those guys.
>> shaves his chesthair

no comment

>>34364562
How about you start accepting that you're a women and a majority of men are sick of your bullshit?

You're no queen, you're nothing special, you're just shit.

Why not quit being lazy mooching "fembot" and pay once in a while? Not that hard.

>>34364614
i only date women that can help me carry a fridge

our first date i stealthily put a "scrap fridge" outside my friend's house that's on the way to the date
I'll stop and ask her for help
if she gets out and helps me put the fridge in the back she's in
if she can't i'll make an excuse to have to leave her halfway through the date at the restaurant because a super family emergency arose

>>34364667
That's a good idea, I'm gonna start doing some variation of this.

>>34364616
>> doesn't love animals
translation he would be bad with kids and I want kids after chemicals in my brain flood my brain telling me to have kids.
>> bad relationship with his mother
translation he would treat me like shit and harder to manipulate
>> way too close with his mother
translation I want his (time) and I don't want all of them to go to his mother

These two are the only accurate ones, and there is nothing wrong with them

>>34364685
girls do tests like this all the time and if you fail just a simple one she'll blacklist you
they'd probably flip out once they see men start doing it though

>>34364726
Men do it all the time, too, even if you don't realize it.

>>34358719
>likes animals

>>34358760
>does the virgin shuffle
>does the virgin handstand
>does the virgin dropkick
>does the virgin show stopper
>does the virgin shoryuken
>does the virgin backward Tennessee cockbingo

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>>34358719
>he wears a bike chain bracelet
>a gamer pc is the only entertainment electronics in his home
>he lives in a one bedroom apartemement
>he's older than 30 and still works as a manual labourer
>he's interested in flight simulations and has a joystick standing beside his computer
>there are dad rock bandlogos or other stickers on the back of his car
>he has less than 4 friends
>he doesnt have a smartphone/still only uses the internet through a computer
>his car is older than 12 years
>he still listens to 90s nu metal/skate punk

>>34364799
>he lives in a one bedroom apartemement
Whats wrong with that?

>>34364735
no, Chads do it all the time.
99% of men don't have the option even if they wanted to

>>34364849
being poor


dsdfsadffdfds

>>34364868
A one bedroom apartment where I live is like 900 a month. It's absurd.

>>34364849
in my country, if you live in a one bedroom apartement and you're older than 27 it either means that you're a loser with no gf to share the rent for a bigger apartement and/or it means you're a loser who still works near minimum wage

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>>34361109
>cant pick me up 115 lbs

the fuck are you under 5 feet that's a red flag womanlet

>no toys/posters

the fuck do you want plants in the room?? who doesn't have a poster, the fuck you want on the wall...degrees only?

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>>34364799
>he doesnt have a smartphone
Well sorry I don't conform to the globalist agenda like the rest of you mindless sheep, carrying around those fucking tracking devices in your pocket.

>>34364849
if you aren't literally burning all of your disposable income on dumb shit girls think you're a freak

>>34364907
I'm only 22 dude.
I make over minimum wage too.

>>34364878
If 900 a month is a lot to you then you are poor

girls don't want anything to do with poor men like you

>>34364942
I spend mine on bike shit and my snake.

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>>34364788
fucking k e k k e r

>>34364964
It's objectively a lot of money for a one bedroom apartment

>>34358719
>He doesn't know how to act in a fancy restaurant
>He wears a black suit to anything other than a funeral

>>34359614
Except Mark Zuckerburg isn't a virgin

>>34361740
You sound like the type of hoe that ends up lonely in her late 20s

>is above 25 and has either not gone to college yet/hasn't decided if he wants to college/plans not to go to college
>is above the age of 20 and does not have a hobby or things that he occupies himself with (playing video games, watching movies, reading fiction DO NOT count. i'm talking being creative, not consuming other people's creativity)
>does not have any ambitions whatsoever for himself or his future
>has a dead end job like a grocery store clerk or gas station attendant
>is content with mediocrity and does not want to push himself to do better out of fear of failure
>isn't mature enough to talk about emotions
>doesn't own up to his imperfections, can't admit to mistakes he has done and can't see when he is at fault
>does not own a car
>can't handle alcohol

>>34365031
he fucked some ugly asian whore, so he pretty much is.

>>34358719
>Sports fanatic
>Says Dark Souls is too hard

>>34359638
t. roastie who likes men who are "naturally muscular"

Bitch, that shit doesn't come naturally.

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>>34365071
my god Anon, you just described me. Except for >can't handle alcohol
I'm drinking more and more with each year passing

>>34359288
>>lifts
So you like fat dudes?

>>34365119
>>34365144
I don't like muscular men at all. I'm skinny, and I like skinny men. Like, plain skinny, no muscles n shit. I think that's fair enough.
But yes, I'd choose a fat guy over a muscular guy, as long as he's not morbidly obese.

>>34365160
Youre not a real girl. You sound like an extremely butthurt gayboy or tranny

>>34359288
The only reason to shower daily is lifting, unless you are a disgusting fatass.

>>34365160
>But yes, I'd choose a fat guy over a muscular guy
...What? Do women think like this? Is that why I'm still single after getting /fit/?

>>34365160
>skinny men
Like this, right?

>Itt: people who don't know what a red flags is

>>34359825
maybe he meant it's not healthy to shampoo your hair every day, which it's not. Not healthy for your hair I mean.

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>>34365188
forgot pic
origggganaldisimo

>>34364799
Didn't fit any of this until the last one. I love ska and punk. Also other music but yah. What do you listen to that you deem acceptable out of curiosity?

>>34364931
Calls everyone mindless sheeple unironically. Yea there are mindless people but that's just you being a jackass and not taking advantage of one of the most convient pieces of newage technology...

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>>34365144
>>34365186
I'm in this women only group on kikebook (plz dont ask) and the most popular option was 3 and 7 of hundreds who replied. So this is actually true, they dont like muscular

>>34360023
>not eating fast food like the rest of us makes you pretentious, annoying, and obsessed
I swear women want hot men but don't understand what it takes to become hot

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>>34365207
Like I said already, no, I find that body repulsive.
>>34365186
Most do find fit men attractive. So yeah, if you want to get laid, keep it up.

>>34365242
muscular != bodybuilder

guys like >>34365207 are the most attractive to women and they lift

>>34365211
exactly includes the two genres I've listed. No one I know still listens to such music

>>34365239
>Calls everyone mindless sheeple unironically
>Call it the globalist agenda
Do I have to bring up reptilians, flat earth, and the time cube to make the joke obvious?

>>34365242
Both 3 and 7 ARE muscular.
It's impossible to look like that without lifting or an incredibly physical job like lumberjack in the 19th century.

>>34365242
why is the jump from 8 to 9 so abrupt, it feels like there should be an entire row between them

>>34365295
3 is quite chubby
Where is this muscle you speak of

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>>34364788
>>34358760
Kek'ed so hard!

(F***ING ORIGINAL)

>>34365303
Yeah they should have 6 and 8 switch places

>>34365295
This, originallyamo

>>34365313
Look at his arms, chest and upper back compared to the fat dudes next to him. 3 is muscular he's just not ripped.

>>34365389
3 does have a beerbelly desu
So what women want is:
Muscular shoulders, arms, chest combined with a chubby belly?

I am so confused right nowp

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>>34365313
He has some slight muscle definition in his arms and abdomen. If he didn't work out, he'd look more like the right photo without any of the squarish or hardened shadows

>>34359157
>
If you're too cheap to be a gentleman and pay for your lady then you should not be surprised if you can't have the classy ones. It's not about money or prostitution, men have been providers since the beginning of time and it gives a sense of security. Like a woman who is not homely enough and will not nurture her own children and just hires a nanny is a turnoff, a man who doesn't want to pay the full bill is a turnoff too.

>
If you're too cheap to be a gentleman and pay for your lady then you should not be surprised if you can't have the classy ones. It's not about money or prostitution, men have been providers since the beginning of time and it gives a sense of security. Like a woman who is not homely enough and will not nurture her own children and just hires a nanny is a turnoff, a man who doesn't want to pay the full bill is a turnoff too.

>
If you're too cheap to be a gentleman and pay for your lady then you should not be surprised if you can't have the classy ones. It's not about money or prostitution, men have been providers since the beginning of time and it gives a sense of security. Like a woman who is not homely enough and will not nurture her own children and just hires a nanny is a turnoff, a man who doesn't want to pay the full bill is a turnoff too.

PRAISE HALLELUJAH SPEAK PREACH CHOIR AMEN YOU ARE THE TRUTH

>>34365412
That's a strong powerful belly, and it doesn't go past his chest muscles.

Any girl 4 and above is taken care of. Of course she will be a good mother.

Men who abuse or deny this law are given terrible mothers with nanny abandonment issues.

>>34365279
I hope you are ata least as thin as in the pic. Skinny is my biggest turn on.

>>34365186
No idiot. Women don't think like that. That is not a woman posting.