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>gf keeps complaining that im not making an effort to visit her
>she lives in san jose, i live in LA (about 6 hours apart)
>we decide to rent a shitty motel for $80 dollars halfway between us
>drive 3 hours to the middle of buttfuck nowhere and bang in an America's Best Value Inn for hours
>trying not to think about the disgusting hookers and truckers that have came on the bed that im sleeping on
>wake up in the morning, have 3 hour drive back home so I smoke a blunt beforehand so it would be more bearable
>it starts raining harder than it has all year
>have to drive through the Grapevine mountains with huge flooding and low visibility while high
>came back to my house and a fuckton of palm fronds that got blown down by the wind are blocking my driveway
>finally get inside and make a can of beef barley soup
>turns out it vegetable barley soup and it tastes like shit
How was your day robots?
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>gf
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>>34358270
gr7 b5 m9 i r2 8/8
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Finally put my penis in a vagina. She was a short and thick latina with wide hips and a big ass. Was a tomboy with a short hair cut but that god damn ass. I think I need more than one hand per cheek.
I guess my long path to wizardhood was cut short, and I was going to turn 30 in 4 months.
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>>34358545
How did you meet her? How long did you last
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>>34358594
Craigslist, I lasted for shit, less than a minute. Though thankfully I was still hard after I quickly came and put on another condom and continued.
There can always be next time for me now since we will probably see each other again and just play video games or something which I am very fine with because I really don't like "going out" anyway.
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