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TRUMP BETTER NOT FUCKING TAKE AWAY MY NEET BUX!
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When you vote against your own interest just because /racism/
>inb4 Trump will keep ACA and repeal Obamacare
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>>34380815
me too ill be pretty butthurt because i cant do anything else
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>>34380861
I voted for Bernie, then Hillary.

Is it possible to be handsome and a robot?
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No it isn't. Somebody will say it is but they are a normalfag who wants to feel special.
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>>34380748
Yes, my friend is a strong 8/10 but as shy and social awkward as I am. The guy won't even order his own food or go into the store to buy himself a drink.

Good looks gone to waste.
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>>34380803
just being shy and socially awkward isn't sufficient to be a robot

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What are you listening to /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTvbgA53thc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-dxDrzmO-Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDay5TkaSsg
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>>34380746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttEMYvpoR-k

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so we came to the point that not only all my messages get ignored by girls
now if I just visit a profile (and I don't even write anything) they just block me
because you know I'm not even worth to access their profile, how do I fucking dare?? my place is being lower than shit
this is your average LIBERAL compassionate funny quirky nice girl in 2017
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shut up you whiny faggot, have you never hidden a profile on their?
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>>34380738
>have you never hidden a profile on their
no fucking normie
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>>34380799
>no fucking normie
you're using okcupid, you're a failed normie

If I go to the US and walk with female clothes on in a ghetto how high is the chance that I get ravaged by a pack of horny thugs?
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>>34380669
Extremely high

kljlkjgfdsy
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People in the ghetto aren't very open to strange things like that. I have oftentimes seen black dudes harassing trannies at bus stops, nasty and shit. It just seems like useless waste of time to me, and if anything a potential danger cuz trainees are half crazy a lot of the time and could be packing some weapons or something. Not people I would fuck with
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>>34381133
nice double dubs
I'm not a tranny just a very submissive boy

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Who /HaroldShipman/ here?
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>>34380659
Stop being mentally ill
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>>34380659
I wish he was my doctor
>doctor, i feel depressed
>take this lethal dose of morphine

Tfw he will never be my doctor
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>>34380659
Oh I know that feel bro. I miss Robin Williams :(

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>tfw recently find out i might have an armpit fetish
>already have a degenerate foot fetish and like futa
Who /degenerate/ here?
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>>34380612
t. normalslime that desperately needs to feel special
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>>34380612
Get into horses next my man
They got the finest booty
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just jerk off to it and don't dwell on it dude, no one cares

> tfw no alt-right boyfriend who will have romantic discussions with me about the overton window
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> boo-hoo im such a lonely anony-grrrl
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>>34380575
Would you ever date a based black guy?
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I left /r9k/ about a year ago and just came back, are you the same watamote poster from before? If so, jesus christ you're dedicated.

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>have to speak in class
>eyes start watering
>everybody thinks im crying

>try to talk to the qt cashier at starbucks
>eyes start watering
>run out of starbucks

>on subway
>trying to shitpost on 4chan
>lights are really bright
>everybody around me starts whispering about me because it looks like im crying

Why was I cursed with this
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>water yeyes
haha
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Get some sunglasses crybaby
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>>34380579
This could work, but then I look like the sperg who wears sunglasses inside all the time

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What are you up to today and how do you keep busy

You used to be better. How did you become like this?
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>>34380552
Waiting patiently for neetbux day so I can gets me sum of dat big shemale booty
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>>34380552
Shitposting on 4chan is about all I do now a days sometimes I will play something dumb like osu or league if I'm in the mood but shit like that seems like a chore now I just kinda stopped caring about life at like 17 and never changed and I'm 23 now
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Was I better? I remember isolating myself back in elementary school, and having no friends back then as well. I sleep 16 hours a day, and watch anime or post on the boards when I'm awake. That's how I've always passed the time.

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how does one actually "improve their personality"?

it's so enigmatic of a thing, it's not measurable and can't really be practiced or learned

is it even possible to go from beta nervous wreck who fidgets and can't talk on the phone, to normal functioning person with friends and few hangups?

all these tips and concepts I read online feel impossible to execute. other people don't see it that way because it comes naturally to them.

but focusing on posture and eye contact and speech patterns and all that stuff, it's like if someone gave you a bunch of things to juggle in the air while trying to hold a conversation. it's hard enough just to be courageous enough to talk and think of things to say, but now you have all these other tasks you have to focus on at the same time and you end up coming off as rehearsed and robotic and "creepy"

I really don't think I can ever make it. i'm always going to be boring, awkward, and off-putting. i want to be normal but you can't practice. human beings are people, you can't just use them as practice exercises and brush off failure when you fuck it up. it's not like that.
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Improving your personality is kind of a bullshit statement. But you can always become more interesting. Read science books, try to paint, learn art, guitar, fucking gardening my nigga. There's a million things you can do to occupy your time and fill your brain with knowledge that will in turn improve your personality. It's really that simple. Just grab something and learn all about it. Personality can be learned and faked just like anything else in the world.
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>>34380543
Improving your personality = STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE AND LIKE WHAT I LIKE!

in a nutshell
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>>34380577
but none of that stuff is interesting to me. it's not like I don't have hobbies on purpose. I wish I liked things. but there's always a barrier to entry that seems impermeable enough to make me not care anymore. either it's difficult, expensive, requires energy and dedication, or it's just not that interesting at all.

I've never found something I really like. it's pathetic and a really big insecurity. I can't talk about myself because I don't have anything to say

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>tfw you want to be creative and do something but your just too lazy
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you are not creative
you are worthless garbage
that is not laziness you are feeling, it is natural selection breeding you out of existence
you will never amount to anything
please die
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You need the Calling to create.

You need the Need.

To bring into the world literally something no one else could conceive is not merely a Gift,but a Duty.
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>tfw creative but lazy

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Lord God I come to you a sinner And I humbly repent for my sins I believe that Jesus is Lord I believe that you raised him from the dead I will ask that Jesus will come to my life And be my Lord and Savior I receive Jesus to take control of my life And that I may live for him from this day forth Thank you Lord Jesus for saving me with your precious bIood In Jesus' name, Amen
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just why would you post this are you stupid lol
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>>34380517
Sufferance on the surface is our substance
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>>34380541
through hardships we shall prevail

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>extremely boring, have nothing to talk about
>too lazy to work on learning things and becoming interesting
>still want a gf
Please reply I don't want to be alone.
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Chad here, I just fucked your mom!
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>>34380511
go on OKCupid, there's equally boring people.

The thing about girls is 75% of them are just as boring.
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>>34380534
Yeah but they want someone interesting not someone boring. There's too many subs and too many boring people

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shitty pay but good workout
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>>34380460
I never understood how to use a Pallet jack and quit a job because of it. It's just so un-natural controlling one and I was never able to accurately maneuver it and managers would get mad.
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>>34380460
>dog food pallet in magazine aisle

The fuck you doin nigga
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>>34380460
Dog food pallets are always my favorite, everything else can be pretty monotonous but when I get to these pallets I always get hyped and feel pretty decent after I knock them out in 10-15 minutes.

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