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>>34396918
OP is a LITERAL cuck

>>34396944
There is nothing more alpha than being the partner of a highly desired fertility queen. In Roman days Valentina Nappi would have borne the children of all the best warriors and only the leader of the community would have raised them

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>>34396918
The beauty of a woman in repose

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>>34396806
>dat picture
CAST YOU OUT BY MY LIGHT! BACK TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHERE YOU CAME!!!!!!

Don't have the camera at such a low angle, nobody wants to stare up your nose.

Write a script before recording, you have a good voice and could actually do some good narration of videos without all the "like" and "uh" and noises.
Skip the voices until you're sure you're really good at them, that shit was autism at its finest. Work on one in particular until you're sure its real good.

Basically: You've got the voice and natural cadence to do videos, but you gotta know what you're saying ahead of time and skip the weird shit. Recognize what you're good at and hammer that.

>>34396806
ugly fuck kill yourself

Get a needle and lance it

>>34396779
give a squeeze atleast once a day and when it gets to the surface eventually it'll be huge and feel so good to pop, idk why pimples give me that type of ecstasy

Apply a washcloth with warm-hot water to the area. Keep it pressed there until the washcloth cools. Then repeat. It'll loosen the skin and help.

>>34396747
>i exist
yes you do friend

rather than be amazed at the tenacity of the lives of antarctic penguins i was confounded by their shit-tier existence

penguins, like humanity, just collectively suicide

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Existence is pain. I don't care what the normies say.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDp5Mol-2QE

https://youtu.be/Tb2dspALvQw

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>>34396743

Post more groove and qt girls, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybLsPwa-HU

>>34396704
She is the high test Mila Kunis

>>34396704
They literally can
not[/spoiler

>>34396704
By never touching black men.

>>34396622
I really have no faith in him
I've kinda accepted a godless world
Unless you can convince me to lie to myself

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>tfw christian
>tfw too beta to interact with anybody at my school's club, just sit in the back and mumble to anyone who talks to me

>No meaning is given if you don't genuinely believe, can't be forced.
>Not really
>Not always
>Lol no

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Yeah. Right along side this champ.

>>34396592
>couldn't be a normie everlasting dragon because he had no scales of immortality
>participates in the beta uprising
>kidnaps a steady supply of stacies and turns them into his waifus
>spends his time neeting it up in his own library with attached man cave pursuing his hobby of creating immortality for himself

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FUCKING DRAGON NIGGER STOLE M'LADY GOD DAMN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34396562
>beta male
>leaves her
I don't know OP, sounds pretty alpha to me.

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>>34396610
>bate male nows lives with a female that has 3 black kids that arent his

>>34396628
nevermind
original comment

>>34396547
can you buy a gnu off the deep web?

I really want a large antelope native to the southern part of Africa

if you catch yourself on fire, you get to,,,
>get a beautiful view that very few people get to enjoy
>after a few minutes, your nerve ending burn away, and you feel nothing
>if you play your cards right, are seen as a stoic god and martyr
>get to die warm

if I was you, I'd go to the middle east, take out as many ISIS faggots as possible, get captured when you run out of ammo, let us watch it on their website

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>>34396690
>middle east and sand niggers
>not south side chicago and actual niggers

>>34396481
this

>when a girl is actually self-aware and aware of the bullshit within her current peer-class

>when he acts fatherly towards children or animals

>>34396606
>when he loses control and gets violent

As long as it's never directed toward me in any way, it's really hot.

>>34396476
How taII are you? Do you ever think about it?

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>>34396476
Do you feel as though your slightly below average height is the root cause of all of your problems in life, and that if you were four inches taller, all of your problems would magically be solved, and you're in no way using your height as a hollow scapegoat to blame all of your failings and shortcomings on instead of owning up to them?

>>34396476
Do you have a 5'11" GF and a 6" dick? I ask bc I'm 5'6" and I have a 5" dick and 5'9" QT GF

>>34396463
>falling for this
lmaoing @ ur life

>>34396463
YOU'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING.

YOU THINK YOU CAN POISON US AND KILL US?!?! YOOOOOOOOU WILL DIE!! NOT US!

I haven't fapped since Saturday because my brother has been home for some reason.

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>>34396361
Kick-Ass. Pretty motivational 2bh.

taxi driver

fuck off robot this post is more original than this stupid fucking board

american beauty