THERE'S A GIANT PIMPLE DEEP UNDERNEATH MY SKIN ON MY FOREHEAD

Get a needle and lance it

>>34396779
give a squeeze atleast once a day and when it gets to the surface eventually it'll be huge and feel so good to pop, idk why pimples give me that type of ecstasy

Apply a washcloth with warm-hot water to the area. Keep it pressed there until the washcloth cools. Then repeat. It'll loosen the skin and help.

>>34396779
if it's that deep, just let it be comfy in there for a while

you're just smushing all the pus all around in there for no good

>>34396779
Lance it with a sewing needle or something. Then pop it and post a picture of the rancid bloody pus in all its glory

>>34396779
>>34396817
>>34396819
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>>34396905

Are you guys in fucking middle school? I haven't gotten zits in years

>>34396817
NO WHAT IF IT GETS INTO MY BLOODSTREAM AND ALL THE ZIT SMEGMA GETS INTO MY BRAIN AND MAKES ME EVEN MORE RETARDED THAN I ALREADY AM

>>34396779
Dont fall for the lance it or force it out mem. DONT DO ANYTHING TO IT. I fell for there memes and ended up developing some weird melanoma looking growth on my arm. Just let it be comfy. It'll go away. Not worth the possible consequences.

>>34396779
You're making it worse. Don't touch it, just keep it clean and let it do its thing

>>34396927
WOW CHECK OUT MISTER HYGIENE OVER HERE WHO PROBABLY SHOWERS EVERYDAY

Rub some tooth paste on the area

>>34396927
i dont get them too often but i do get them

>>34396779
CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

THIS PIMPLE WILL NOT HEEAAAAAL

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I BET THIS IS GOING TO LIKE THOSE SHITS WHERE IT FEELS LIKE MY ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE BUT THEN I JUST FORCE A TINY RABBIT PELLET

>>34396779
Pop it with a STERILE needle.

What about going to a dermatologist?

>>34396779
Use Vick's vapoRub douchebag

>>34397100
Don't listen to this anon. You need to clog the pores so that dirt and oil can't get in and cause a new zit.

Drag the needle up your asscrack before you lance it

>wake up one day
>suddenly entire right side of nose hurts
>it's red and shit
>every time I yawn it hurts
>walk around with it for a week
>thinking it's probably just the cold
>one day the pressure becomes too much
>grab a needle
>poke the side of my nose
>pus comes gushing out
>the pain is almost completely gone immediately
>squeeze and even more pus comes out
>next day the redness is completely gone
>haven't felt anything that satisfying for years

Cherish your zits, guys. One day they may be gone forever.

>>34397772
This. Words of truth m8

>>34396927
I had them when I was a teenager, so I know how to deal with them. Try not to be such a retard.