I'm 5'8" and don't constantly think about it AMA

>>34396476
How taII are you? Do you ever think about it?

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>>34396476
Do you feel as though your slightly below average height is the root cause of all of your problems in life, and that if you were four inches taller, all of your problems would magically be solved, and you're in no way using your height as a hollow scapegoat to blame all of your failings and shortcomings on instead of owning up to them?

>>34396476
Do you have a 5'11" GF and a 6" dick? I ask bc I'm 5'6" and I have a 5" dick and 5'9" QT GF

>>34396572
Not that guy but im 5'8, 7.2-4(depending on how i'm feeling) and have a 6'2 mixed asian and black gf

Also im black if that matters

>>34396476
No one IRL does

>>34396563

Yes. I am a strawman.

>>34396604
Fuck dude, you out-alphad me on that one for sure

Nice dick btw!