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Is colored hair a red flag for girls?
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>>34446578
yes, they're attention whores
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yes,not to mention edgy as all fuck shirts like this try hard bitch is wearing.
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>>34446578
Not always.
But you're most likely a betafag orbiting Stacey instead of actual qts if you pose that question.
Please guys, I need a COMPLETE rundown on these fellas. For research purposes.
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>>34446523
The worst meme every, fucking kill yourself
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>>34446587
Why are you trying to silence the bogs? You sound like a BIDF
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>>34446587
>try to BTFO someone
>make a typo
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>Okcupid is full of feminists
>craigslist is all old people
>girls don't talk to me in real life
This is it, guys. I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.
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don't fucking sit there and expect girls to talk to you, go talk to them
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>>34446367
Why don't you learn programming and make a site of your own where robots can meet and date?
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Tinder is what everyone uses. Or real life. Push yourself
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Is there an european equivalent of blacked, but with turks instead of blacks?
That would be very hot.
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Kebabed?
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>>34446364
Either "kebabed" or "roached"
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>>34446364
Yes, It's called european inmigration laws
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30 years old: wizard
40 years old: warlock
50 years old:?
60+?
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>>34446340
50 : Grand Warlock
60 : Magus
70 : Grand Magus
80 : Magister
90 : Grand Magister
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Do you honestly plan to live to 50 years old?
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>>34446340
50+ Archmage
60+ Wraith
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We all know what a wizard is? But what is a wraith?
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a ghost thing
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>>34446331
Maybe they're the souls of cyborgs or chads who fell from chadhood
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>>34446369
IIRC, one definition is one who hasn't had sex in a long time.
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>is 5'7
>REEEEE's at people that invades his safe space
>sexually assaults chads
>heavy alcoholic and smokes
>short temper
>dresses like a hobo
>is jewish
>get's bullied by a bunch of trump supporters
>get arrested.
Might I dare say that he might be, /ourguy/ ?
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>jew
>/ourguy/
pick one
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>>34446321
No. He was successful at one point.
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>>34446409
This
>>34446355
get out /pol/
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Why is it so easy to get laid, but so hard to make friends, yet you cant be a robot if you have had sex but you can be a robot if you have friends? I think it should be the other way around. It's much harder to make friends as an adult than it is to get laid. To make friends you have to have actual social skills and to get laid all you need is a big penis and not be ugly.
>inb4 robots dont have friends
I've talked to 100s of you through steam and not a single person claimed to have no friends irl when asked
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OP what's ur steam?
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>>34446299
What? It's way, way, way easier to make friends than to get laid. You sound like a normie.
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>Why is it so easy to get laid
GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>look for my cute and innocent middle school crush on Facebook
>she has pics of her kissing with some bully looking Chad
Reeeee
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>got my first gf when I was in 3rd grade
>blonde hair blue eye qt
>cheats on me with gel-hair gold-chain wearing wigger
>says he'll beat me up
>might actually be retarded
>tell her she has to pick one either me or him
>says she can't pick and will break up with both of us
>next day her friend says she just told me that but she actually is still going out with him
3rd fucking grade.
Was all downhill after that.
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>>34446225
>look up cute girl that rejected me in high school
>she's dating some down-syndrome looking motherfucker with crooked teeth and a lazy eye
What a glorious feeling
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>>34446278
She'd rather date an actual retard than you. How ugly are you?
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>i was born female
easy mode
>i was born male
easy mode
only intersex people can be robots
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>>34446092
> only mentally ill people can be robots
Sounds about right
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do you know what intersex is or do you think it's a tumblr gender
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>>34446092
>being confident enough to spit in the face of your genetics
You're literally a fucking normie. Get the fuck out.
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>tfw dick would look/be longer if it wasn't curved
I feel cheated somehow
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did you see those autists from r9k?
They have curved swords. Curved! swords!
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You measure along the curve. Otherwise a guy with a completely vertical 100 inch dick has a dick only the length of the diameter of his penis, probably like 1 inch.
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I know what you mean, OP.
I feel cheated because I feel like my dick didn't grow as big as it could've due to having a poor diet growing up, wearing tight underwear (I also think this made me a grower and now a shower), and not peeling back the foreskin until I was almost 20 years old.
Did I do good?
I think I did good.
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You sent 7 autistic messages in a row with no response and you want to know if you did good? Really?
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>>34445987
you did good senpai
also add the classic "pls respond" to guarantee a relationship
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>>34445987
no you failed, you look desperate which dries up any feelings she had for you.
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Do you toast your buns?
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>Do you toast your buns?
Yes
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>>34445965
>Do you toast your buns?
Yeah.
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No. I didn't know people did
but.what.did.they.mean.by.this.
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>white black women
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>white black women reject black: this is why we date white women
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>>34445936
I think this was written in the Feminazi language. Also emoji gave me cancer.
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>Don't like cats
>Roommate has a cat
>The cat LOVES me
>Follows me around, sleeps next to me, always nearby
>Try to ignore her, rarely pet her if at all
>Still loves me for some reason
Can any of you faggots with cats explain this behavior to me? The fat shit is sleeping on my bed right now and she won't leave.
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If you want it to leave, just start kicking it and throwing it around. That's what I did.
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>>34445914
That's mean :( Instead throw cups of water at it
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>>34445898
Cats are very picky with who they like. That means you are either good looking or good smelling to him/her.