>tfw dick would look/be longer if it wasn't curved I

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did you see those autists from r9k?
They have curved swords. Curved! swords!

You measure along the curve. Otherwise a guy with a completely vertical 100 inch dick has a dick only the length of the diameter of his penis, probably like 1 inch.

I know what you mean, OP.

I feel cheated because I feel like my dick didn't grow as big as it could've due to having a poor diet growing up, wearing tight underwear (I also think this made me a grower and now a shower), and not peeling back the foreskin until I was almost 20 years old.

>>34446066
curved swords

curvedd

>>34446066
how big is your dick? Mine is 6.5 inches.

>tfw my banana dick would probably be close to 7.5" if it was straight

Curved dicks are good you whiny shits, whether your fucking male or female pussy.

>>34446066
curved dicks are good, they hit the g-spot better

>>34446741
>the meme-spot

>>34446250
>I feel like my dick didn't grow as big as it could've due to having a poor diet growing up
Is this true?
I'm a skellington who always had a shit diet growing up and I have a 7.5incher. If I ate properly would I have had an 8?

Also I'm naturally curved, and I made it worse from fapping so goddamn much.

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>>34447065
i'm also super skinny but have a pretty long and thick dick, however curved. I'm black tho, 5'7". I think it's because I'm a Capricorn so I have those faun/satyr characteristics, big sex drive and equipment yet physically unimpressive.

i wonder if it got more curved from the pressure of the erection against the tight pants so often.

>>34447595
>I think it's because I'm a Capricorn so I have those faun/satyr characteristics, big sex drive and equipment yet physically unimpressive.
dumb nigger

No one in this thread knows what they're talking abou. Except >>34446741 he knows what's what. Curved dicks not only look better but stimulate lady parts better. unless your dick is curved downwards in that case you're fucked.

>>34447595
Genuine question, why are black people so superstitious?

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>>34447723
>lady parts

>>34447660
>>34447873
Black guy here
>>34447595
Is a faggot

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>tfw your dick curves twice
once about half an inch from the base 45 degrees doqn, then halfway through to the right about 30 degrees

it fucking sucks

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>>34446066
please

i need to know the official name for this iteration of pepe

please

i've been calling him peepay, but i recently have also seen bepe

where can i find more?

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>>34447873
I'm not a normal black person. I'm also an /x/istentialist.

>>34447940
goof ass bitch ass ho ass retarded faggot nigga with a fucked up lining and jacked teeth. fuck you nigga

>>34447660
back to /pol/ untermensch

>>34448005
helper pepe

origiagnagfdl
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>>34448005
downs pepe tbqh

>>34448014
>mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum mofugga bix nood
Please kys

Straight upwards curve is god-tier aesthetic

The only thing I have to complain about is the circumference, because it would definitely fit into a toilet paper roll if the curviness didn't get in the way.

My dick curves to the left. What do?

>>34447723
>unless your dick is curved downwards in that case you're fucked

Just flip the female over and it has the same effect as an upwards curve dick?

>>34448057
You're fucked. Once it gets inside the vaginer it'll take a left turn and end up in her pancreas. Trust me I'm an expert on females, I know theses things.

>>34448057
Then fuck her sideways

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>tfw dick can fit inside a toilet roll

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>>34448079
Oh no...

>>34448098
Any examples of this friend?

>>34448116
it's when you are both on your sides, most commonly left, you behind her facing her back, common in porn because it gives a good view

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>>34448115
reeeeeeee
>tfw girthlet

>>34448116
>place female on platform such as bed, table etc.
>make female lay sideways so that one leg's on top of the other
>insert dick

>>34448005
gnu/pepe

>>34448219
where do you get a female?

>>34448305
An orginal brothel

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>>34448288
Install NEEToo