Who here /misses people/
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>>34461287
That implies I used to have good friends. Can't miss something I never had.
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>miss girl
>girl messages me
>says she wishes I was in classes with her at her shitty college
>feel worse
>inb4 get out normie REEEE
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I miss high school when there was just people around all the time.
Haven't spoken to anyone outside my family for months. Sucks man.
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Why can't r9k act like normals?
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Poor ukulele guy thought he had a chance with the 10/10 model chick
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>>34461455
I haven't seen the second one yet. Going to start in daytime! None of the guys are cute. Last season was pretty funny. Which do you like better?
Hanel Choi? Korean half?
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>>34461565
i actually started with aloha state, finished that and going back now
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>a girl is asking me when was the last time i had sex
>tfw 25 yo khv with a small dick
what do i do?
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>>34461192
Just lie. Not like she can find out unless she sees you doing the virgin walk.
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>>34461192
I heard his order Mr. Krabs, he said he wants squeaking squeak.
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>>34461192
>what do i do?
lie
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Welcome to /positivity/ general!
As dire as things may seem, everything is going to be okay robots. Please try to keep your posts and replies ITT uplifting towards your r9k brothers, since we're all in this together. I will be bumping this general with images and quotes to brighten things a bit and get us started.
For many of us, other anons are all we really have. Let's replace the bitter pain in our hearts with the warmth and bliss that comes from the encouragement and love of one another, one post at a time.
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You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
-Stephen King
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>>34461303
No
-Anon 2017
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Some happy music:
https://youtu.be/wbT9DeULzU4
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When people say you're "good with computers" and call you "the computer guy" does that mean they think you're an autist?
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>>34461152
It's because you spend all day on a computer anon
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wait till they find out im not smart i just spend all my time on the computer
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I get this too. It's cuz they see you on the computer a lot and assume you're good with computers because of this, since in a normie's innocent addiction-free mind, everything people do must be something they are skilled at which they like doing
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Who /pegging/ here?
I love the feeling of taking my bf and penetrating him. I think every couple should try it at least once.
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I want to be pegged but I feel like it's too selfish, I'd rather she just had an actual dick that could feel pleasure and be jerked off
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>>34461016
sauce?
originalus
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>>34461016
gay kys cuck
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>step into an elevator
>nigger walking towards me
>hold the door open for him
>he walks in
>says "You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. I tip my hat to your sir."
>he doesn't even have a hat
What did he mean by this?
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it's just a phrase anon, you're looking too much into it
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why are autistic blacks so much more autistic than whites?
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>>34460969
Means he wants to fuck your gf while you watch and jerk off.
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Just when I finally stoped seeing myself as too ugly to date I started realizing men just hate women in general. Once I realized they only have anything to do with for sex and i
romance is mostly a facade to get it. Now it's impossible actually fool me into thinking they care about me and it just zapped my ability to be enthusiastic about dating completely.
> already too bitter to date even though I'm only 21 and a virgin
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>ifunny
haha fucking faggot
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>>34460926
This bait thread is gonna get at least ~120 replies just like the one somecunt like (You) posted yesterday, even though this nu-logic is backwards
women literally hate men; there's objective statistics and studies out there that prove that women will literally ignore all men who aren't Chad (attractive + wealthy + powerful). You see it all the time in the way memelennial aged roasties like you treat men who are cashiers/waiters/servers/busboys.
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>>34460926
You have to be lucky enough to find a girl who will love you enough to not tell you that she's cheating on you, since they all do it
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>tfw fell for the tobacco meme
I bought my first pack of cigarettes today. I smoked three and threw the shit out, so fucking disgusting. How do people smoke this garbage unironically? It tastes like fucking shit, smells like shit, and I felt NOTHING after smoking them.
Fuck people who smoke this, it fucking sucks and you might as well lick a chunk of charcoal, it's basically the same fucking thing. Fuck me for wasting money on this literal normalfag meme.
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i bet you a sock full of quarters you didn't inhale
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>>34460918
Pretty much this. I never got a buzz for smoking one. I smoked like 5 in a row and got a nice buzz though.
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Odds are that you were doing it wrong.
Hey lads, hows university going for you. I'm having a somewhat good start to this semester after I failed everything last semester.
Also, any /UMassAmherst/ anons here? Maybe someone wants to hangout..
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First for Tzar Nicholas, second of his name, of the rightful house of Romanov
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(kill me)
pretty please
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My grandfather got his Bachelor's in history before getting his MBA at Harvard.
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>tfw spic
>don't speak Spanish
>white people try to speak to me in Spanish to try to communicate with me
>tfw say I don't speak it and they look shocked
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>>34460761
I too know this feel. It's a shame to my father, he tries to speak to me only in Spanish....
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Lol same except it's usually Mexicans and then it gets awkward because they barely speak english
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Just learn it then, being bilingual is the solitary "benefit" of being a spic
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>tfw no byronic bf
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byronic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>34460754
>tfw pooped em
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>>34460819
>pooped em
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Ari will never have passionate sex with you
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>>34460753
She's literally a typical stacy except she had an acceptable talent in singing, you can find them everywhere.
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>>34460828
nah, the typical stacys around my are at least have good hair color/style
also most of them have actual tits too.
ari is bland as fuck, 5/10.
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>>34460846
This. Really, out of all the celebrities you think she's attractive? I'd say shes a 4'10 on a celebrity scale and an 8/10 on a normie scale.
ere is a little story that happened today.
>Be me
>highschool
>At job fair
>Just broken up with gf. Trying to find more friends since all friends are seniors and will be gone soon
>Find this 8/10 nerdy girl
>Overhear her say she likes memes
thankgod.mov
>I walk up to her and say "Do you like memes?
>Show her memes on my shitty 2005 flip phone
>She laughs and we talk
>Cant really hold conversation
>Talk about going to college
>Introduce myself
>after a solid 5 minutes i depart
>Argue with ex for the rest of day
Thenextday.jpg
>Sitting at lunch
>Overhear the girl i was chatting with
>Turns out she was making fun of me
"Yeah, so this really awkward guy came up to me and said if i like memes"
>Heart sinks
>betafags laugh at me for being betafag
>random girl says "Ew what the fuck is wrong with you"
>Sad for rest of the day
>Go home and take care of dying grandfather
Welp, today fucking sucked. Post beta stories as well robits
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>>34460703
Oh shit dude you're probably gonna turn into me.
>24
>been taking care of dying dad for the past 3 years (he died in winter)
>now taking care of dying grandpa
>NEET, have no social life because I spend most of my time taking care of grandparents
>women consider me a loser because I don't have a degree/job and because I don't go out every weekend to take #shots
drop all ties with your friends and family once you graduate and join the military, that'll show 'em
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>>34460794
>OP Here
everyone at my school calls me a loser and hates me because i tell autistic jokes and act like a loser retard. And i go home and regret every decision i made that day
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>>34460890
$5bux says they'll drill that shit right out of you in BMT or you'll just go into an equally autistic MOS and make some autist friends (who may or may not be bronys)
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And lend a shoulder for fellow robots to cry on.
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1 that guy away boys. back when I had hope.
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>>34460716
>not 2d
Disgusting
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>>34460827
weebs OFF OF MY BOARD