>a girl is asking me when was the last time i had sex >tfw

>>34461192
Just lie. Not like she can find out unless she sees you doing the virgin walk.

>>34461192
I heard his order Mr. Krabs, he said he wants squeaking squeak.

>>34461192
>what do i do?

lie

Tell her you're saving yourself. She'll catch you in the lie if you do otherwise; you aren't smart enough.

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>all these girls and ones younger than you already had sexual experience
>never touched a woman in your life


It's just NOT THE SAME.

>>34461211
ive been lying, but i think shes gonna get mad

ask her what her body count is

>>34461192
Either lie and say that it was sometime 1 - 2 years ago with someone you barely knew

Or tell the truth and hope you get a pity fuck

>>34461234
i said this and shes fuckin pissed haha

Eat the booty

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she says she loves to fuck and i dont know why she wanna know when was my last time

>tfw when she was my oneitis and im fuckin dissapointed because i really liked her

>>34461349
she keeps asking me, what doesshe wanna know exactly?

>>34461238
I was working at a middle school today and I over heard there was a problem with 7th graders going in stairwells and having sex.

Ruined my whole day knowing all those qt's were far from innocent.

>>34461192
say 1 year ago with a 1 night stand that your to drunk to remember most

>>34461192
Treat it as the inappropriate question that it is.

>>34461192
Tell her that you haven't had it ever, and post results OP.

>>34462143
I said this and she doesn't believe me

>>34461192
In most cases it's better to lie with these things

>>34461192
You lie, OP.
That's what I did my first time with a roastie.

I told her in advance "I'm sorry if I'm not that good, it's been a few years." Told her I lost my virginity at 17 and moved away from my old school, but that was 5 years prior.

>>34462502
yeah, but why does she wanna know so badly?

tell her "you first" and if she's had sex before just move on

>>34462107
>you will never experience sexual relations when it was most important, exciting, and desirable to you and your peers
worst of all i never thought all that "teen stuff" was a thing that happened often in real life.
that there wasn't any crazy parties, and young teens rarely had sex.
turns out just no one wanted to do them with me or tell me about it.

>>34462647
To judge you, to see if you're worthy of feeling the vagina, or if she wants to tell all your friends if you're a virgin. I guess.

>>34462932
I didn't tell her and i think she's upset now

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>>34462969
I don't know what to say, Anon. Sounds rough.

Just be yourself. (if you don't care about the roastie in question).

>>34463322
i mean, she wants the dick but i think if i fuck her she will tell everybody about my little dick. it hurts because i thought she was different.

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>>34463560
u got a small ween too, man?
Damn.

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>>34461192
So no girls would ever get excited at the idea of taking a virginity I take it? This is why I almost want to fuck gayboys since hear virginity turns them on. Girls are so evil. Btw OP you haven't even kissed a girl. Aren't you worried about her being turned off over your shitty kisses?

>>34461211
What the fuck is the virgin walk
original how

>>34464204
>2017
>he doesn't know about the virgin wak

>>34464204
its a bullshit concept that is made up by idiots.

>>34464204
>>34464551
The sad part is that it was made up BY robots to disparage other robots.

Hah.

My virginity is so obvious, they don't even ask.

But if they did, I guess I would just say "it's been a while". It's a vague answer that kind of hints towards you being a virgin, without outright saying so.

Assuming you want to plow this girl, then she should probably know. I mean, what's your plan? You lie to her and tell her you aren't a virgin, and when the time comes you jizz in your pants when she touches your arm, you think she ain't gonna notice? If anything, it will be even more embarrassing.

>>34464204
it's a way normies can tell if you are a virgin. just remember, women are evil.

something as innocent as the question "do you snore?" is a test. if you reply "i don't know" naively, you are confirming you have slept alone your whole live.

>>34461214
Whaa?

Squeek squeek

Bleahegh

squeek... Squeek... SQUEEK

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