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They're just people. You're going to have problems if you aren't able to evaluate all people objectively and on their own merits, regardless of their sex.

>>34463652
>softie making a diary entry about his feefees
simp ass nigga

>>34463652
They aren't fragile. They're cold, calculating and manipulative. I would know, I dated one for 6 years. I won't go into details because it's a long and painful story but basically even though she seemed so soft and fragile, especially when we first met, she was a vindictive sadist in the end.

>>34463637
H3H3 in a nutshell.
He can still be pretty based at times though.

>>34464037
He's become everything he mocked

>>34464037
He has jontron to reign him in

>>34463576
I don't think it is wrong itself, but acting on it with actual children is.

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It's wrong, should always be punishable by law and also punishable by community, much like it already is.

>>34463634
Why should something that isn't controllable be punishable? That's like saying liking thick girls sexually should be punishable.

>>34463572
then my present is none of your business, go fuck yourself slag

>>34463572
"Sorry u feel that way, i should go"

Nothing, just transfer your STD's to her. My past is none of her business.

>>34463394
fuck friends, start crossdressing and going to a counselor, buy microsoft stocks

"Kill yourself, you worthless little bastard"

> just kys, it won't get better

>>34463290
pull over and fuck her I guess

>>34463290
crash because i wasnt looking at the road

Wonder when did I get a car.

>>34463264
>How do you respond?
AW SHIT IS IT WINE AND SHITTY KOREAN MOVIES NIGHT LEMME GET SOME OF THAT BOORDOUGH

>>34463264
Why are there Koreans in my house?

I'd shoot them for trespassing and fuck their dying bodies, then call the cops or whatever to take the bodies out.

>>34463264
tadaima.


probablynotorigami

I wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but I like this one cute girl I went last summer. She's busy a lot so we don't usually text, but it's killing me since she was awesome. Probably also the result of having no friends and being a khv at 18-19 too.

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>>34463251
Yep, super obsessed with my oneitis.

>>34463251
Yeah I'd say I'm pretty obsessed with this girl I knew. It's been about six years since I've seen her and I still think about her all of the time.

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>>34463219
The second step is to cure your fear of things that are not real. The past, death, and my personal image were my fears and the source of my social anxiety.

The past doesn't exist anymore. It is infinitely far away from us. Whatever traumas you have endured in the past, let them go. They exist only in your memory and persist into the present because you allow them to.

Time is a human invention. Time is the difference between two observations. Our most accurate clocks measure time this way on an atomic scale. By taking two observations and measuring the amount of change between them. The past and the future are completely illusory. Death is similarly illusory.

Ask an atheist what the death experience is like and what will he say? No concious thought. No sensory input. No concept of time. What else could these properties describe? The state of non existence before life perhaps? So if we can go from a non existent state to a state of existence and from there back to a state of non existence, why do we assume we will not reach a state of existence once more? I feel like I'm a pretty tough nut to crack but this realization shattered my view of what it means to be alive. I no longer fear death and if death is nothing to fear then truly there is nothing left to be fearful of.

My personal image? What a joke. I could walk up to Stacy right now and ask her out for some coffee and it would be nothing to me. Whats the worst that could happen? She says no? Everyone Iaughs at me? I die? Social anxiety is a fucking spook and all it does is prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Don't take my word for it. See for yourself.

>>34463243
OP I've meditated to the point my ego was obliterated and I too saw the truth. But because you took the short cut method (drugs) no one is going to take this thread seriously.

So can I ask you, did you see the void where duality doesn't exist? Where nothing and everything are the same? A timeless existence that has no borders? That was you getting in touch with the true self. Liberating isn't it?

Vedanta

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This is very original actually

ARCHERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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>>34463187
he's lucky he died before the dragon came to helgen.

Can I get a quick rundown? Did he call something?

>>34463172
>>34463199
Here is the dealio, my dudes.
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear of the Bogdanoffs

>>34463199
shut up

This meme is god awful, out of all the richest people in the world, why'd you all have to pick the ugly one's
This entire meme boils down to them having ugly faces
All memes are shit but we're only a month into the new year and it's already forcing shitty memes

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>/r9k/, /mu/, /lit/, /pol/
If you're going to browse 4chan all day at least browse some decent boards, you nigger.

>>34463225
Give me some recommendations then
Keep in mind I don't even care about what the boards are about (I've been posting David Foster Wallace screencaps all over /lit/ for months but don't know anything about him) but just care about getting into trends and stuff

What boards have the best memes? I only browse /v/ /vg/ /r9k/ and /b/ sometimes. /v/ has good memes and quality shitposts if you played the games in context etc.. this board has a little with the anti normie/roastie... and /b/ is /b/.

Looking for some nixe circlejerk shitposting and memes. Ive heard that toy board has some cool shit with bionicle memes but havent checked it out.

>>34463159
Cause you need something, probably sex.

>>34463159
You are not mad. You are happy. Have a joyous day.

>>34463159

>that feeling of ennui that his for no reason that makes you feel uncomfortable and aware of your mortality that causes you to seek out medication in the form of alcohol that ruins the next day and feels infinitely worse than the original existential feeling of discomfort that prompted an escape via drugs

getting tired of this meme desu

>>34463107
damn, i want him to take my virginity

>>34463202
bumping for another pic maybe

Have you ever felt the urge while masturbating to "go hard" and squeeze your cock as hard as possible?
The female desire to be filled with giant penises is similar.

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>tfw masturbated to cutting pictures of a cute guy today
>came buckets
I want to cut a cute guy so badly. It doesn't matter with what, it could be a razor blade, knife, scissor, scalpel, anything, and make all these beautiful cuts on his skin.

>>34463054
i'll do that if you want

>>34463054
Did shilling your steam id get you banned too much cebby-kama?