My entire life is built around 4chan. I am not even exaggerating.

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>/r9k/, /mu/, /lit/, /pol/
If you're going to browse 4chan all day at least browse some decent boards, you nigger.

>>34463225
Give me some recommendations then
Keep in mind I don't even care about what the boards are about (I've been posting David Foster Wallace screencaps all over /lit/ for months but don't know anything about him) but just care about getting into trends and stuff

What boards have the best memes? I only browse /v/ /vg/ /r9k/ and /b/ sometimes. /v/ has good memes and quality shitposts if you played the games in context etc.. this board has a little with the anti normie/roastie... and /b/ is /b/.

Looking for some nixe circlejerk shitposting and memes. Ive heard that toy board has some cool shit with bionicle memes but havent checked it out.

>>34463170
>3 months
get a load of this newfig. i've been doing he same for at least 5 years since neet, and for like 3 years prior on and off this shithole.

>tfw 8 years lost arguing pointless shit with other spergs
>tfw you all are my only friends and only social contact i have

>>34463559
>I only browse /v/ /vg/ /r9k/ and /b/ sometimes.
Keep it that way. Other boards don't need more redditor faggots spamming le dank maymays.

40% /tv/
25% /mu/
15% /pol/
15% /v/
5% /r9k/

That's what it's like for me.

>>34463170

I've literally visited 4chan every single day for the last 10 years, thats not even an exaggeration

60% r9k and 40% porn

/int/ /co/ and here are pretty fun.

>>34463170
get a job douchebag

>>34463170
sounds like fun and surely you won't regret it.

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>Tfw sleep 12 hours a day
>tfw spend the other 12 hours browsing 4chan
>No HS diploma
>Never worked
>Have several books on the mind-body problem I want to read but can't read without losing focus
>Entire life is 4chan browsing
>Future will be 4chan browsing
>if I don't browse 4chan i start having suicidal thoughts

I love you all. Every anon contributes to my life

>>34463799
I know you're being sarcastic so let me just say my life fell apart before this and is irreparably damaged to the point where I can't have basic human goals like jobs or relationships. Basically my life is going to revolve around how I kill time until I die and 4chan is what I go to for that

>>34463852
>my life fell apart before this and is irreparably damaged to the point where I can't have basic human goals like jobs or relationships
what happened anon?

>>34463838
At least you got a folder full of rare pepes out of it.

Glad to be a part of it anon

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>>34463900
I have a form of acne got acne conglobata. It's basically the worst form of acne imaginable and covers my entire face, chest, and back.

>>34463970
*form of acne called
sorry, I'm posting a bunch right now and really quickly

>>34463970
Wow at least you got an actual excuse for it. Im not the guy you replied to but im getting there myself and my only excuse is that im just bored, low attention span and unmotivated...

Btw can you grow facial hair? How would that work with all the acne. Also shouldnt there be like some laser procedure to fix that or some ointments or something?

>>34464065
>Btw can you grow facial hair?
no
>laser procedure to fix that or some ointments or something
this is serious, medical emergency grade acne that is on a whole other plane than what you are used to. the only thing that treats it are heavy duty medications that I can't take because they have side effects that would probably kill me since I'm unhealthy in many other ways

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start browsing /kpg/ on /mu/ and collect idols

saabisuu~! have a free sulli

/sci/ and /his/ are quite good, too

t. 7-year 4channer

>>34463970
Jesus, and I thought my acne was bad. That shit looks debilitating

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>>34463170
Look, try meditation and good ol' Buddhism.

You can suffer from acne for the rest of your life, or you can realise it's just a problem on your 5th (or 3rd?) Chakra.

Listen anon, as perhaps you won't find any other faggot who'll spend time giving you simple, useful advice on the site.

I was also in a fucking pathetic state thanks to a (multiple) disease long ago.
The doctors saud "This is ______!", "No, it's called ______a", "It's just ______, goyim. Now give me your shekels and consume this cell-poisoning drug for the rest of your life! It will work after 60 years, goyim, trust me!"
Until guess what, I spent a couple minutes researching about the Chakras and that's it.
It also was the 5th Chakra.
I'm fucking healthy.

Now keep in mind that I wasn't just phisically suffering. I was attacked by evil, non-physical entities (demons), having my body full of wounds and scars, but more than that, mental & emotional scars.
You are free to die a sad loser, or just look within yourself.
Just Ctrl+T "Chakras" and click on Wikipedia or something.

There's your solution. If those 5 minutes are too much for you, if you don't want to heal you, then you probably deserve to be in your current state.

Bye and have a nice day.