Lokir General

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This is very original actually

ARCHERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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>>34463187
he's lucky he died before the dragon came to helgen.

Is he /ourguy/?

original fuck

>>34463187
>has the chance of jumping off the wagon and run into the woods
>attempts to flee when hes already surrounded by soldiers and about to be executed anyway
Bethesda is shit

>>34463187
jiub is better

>>34463187
>Imperials try to kill you
>It's Stormcloaks' fault

Do you know what logic is? Nice thread btw

Fuck him, horse thieves get what they deserve

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>>34463187
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME

>>34464261
>tfw will never roam Vvardenfel killing cliff racers with Jiub
why even live

>>34464038
They set it up that way because 12 year olds need black and white to tell good guy from bad guy

>>34464804
I hate you samson

>>34463187
We drink to our youth, to days come and gone.
For the life of poor Lokir is just about done.

Wandering Skyrim, for a horse he had sought,
Caught at the border, arrested for naught.

Damn the Archers! The killer of Lokir!,
For you caused the death of the one we hold dear.

If not for the stormcloaks, it's easy to tell,
Shrewd Lokir'd be halfway to old Hammerfell

"Where are you from?" asked Ralof as they sped,
Lokir then lamented, "I'm from Rorikstead".

Off of the wagon, his roll did they call,
"No wait we're not rebels!" shouted Lokir too all.

Damn the Archers! The killer of Lokir!,
For you caused the death of the one we hold dear.

"You're not going to kill me", said Lokir as he fled,
with a cry of "ARCHERS!", our hero was dead.

We drink to our youth, to days come and gone.
For the life of poor Lokir is just about done.

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>>34463187
>>34463232
>>34463301
>>34464038
>>34464261
>>34464545
>>34464572
>>34464799
>>34464804
>>34464856
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>>34465375

What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

>lokir
>prays to akitosh, parent of alduin
>name is called and killed
>he was sacrificed
>alduin was summoned because of this.
it all makes sense

>tfw you slaughter an entire imperial legion and irrevocably change the course of skyrim's history because a guard captain was too busy with ulfric to give you a fair trial
>tfw you made skyrim great again so it's cool

>>34464038
>>34464856
He didn't know he was going to be executed until then.

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love me some skyrim but morrowind is my personal GOAT

ive been playing a bit recently with openmw

any suggestions for what i should do? currently in dagon fell

I love how he prayed to the gods, then a god, Alduin himself, the Nordic God of Destruction, showed up. Just needed to wait a couple minutes and he could have fled.

it always pissed me off that they don't mention anything about him in Rorikstead, I thought there would be an option to tell the people there about his death.

>>34467279
Morrowind is objectively the worst Elder Scrolls game out of the 3 most recent.

Also, hurry up with the release of skse64 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34467438
nevermind your dumb elder scrolls opinions, here i am trying to get something fun going and do some OC and you only know how to be a negative aspie

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I came here to say FUCK Markarth. I tried to clear up the corruption and bullshit going on that place but I can't fucking do it. That place is a lost cause.

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>>34467348
>The Dragonborn approaches you, some guy living in Rorikstead "buttfuck nowhere" Skyrim

"That horse thief died, I saw it."

>Oh shit it's the dragonborn!

"Y-you too, uh...have some gold?!"

>The Dragonborn harvests all your crops and leaves

>>34463221

I agree. I feel this is a high quality post that really encapsulates the funny and close-to-home humor that I visit /r9k/ for. Really feeling simpatico with you guys tonight.

Commendations, OP. Hope you have a nice weekend.

I like to get corrupted as heck and just collect all those daedric artifacts

also im a necromancer heh.

>>34465759

If you pay attention, you'll notice that most Imperial forts have a torture chamber under them. No torture chambers in ANY Stormcloak hold AFAIK, and I looked.

Kill all Thalmor and all Imperial elf-bootlickers. Make Skyrim Great Again.