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>>34543177
33 year old recovering robot here. I have a $75k a year low stress job, a long term girlfriend and a high rise condo in a major city. All in all, things are much more comfy than I anticipated 10 years ago.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:14:42 Post No.34543342
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>>34543177
Nice dubs friend.

26 year old here.
>working min wage dead end job
>no prospects
>can't uni because of autism and severe crowd anxiety
>live with my mom like I always have because broken man child
>no romantic prospects for years
>no friends

Why did I have to wake up today?

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/britfeel/ 2017-01-31 03:43:34 Post No.34542780
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:43:34 Post No. 34542780 [Report] [View this topic]

I would very much like a lethal dose
As I sit here in East Devon
With len pushing more people into the canal
And Kay cooks some yummy dinner

edition

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:45:40 Post No.34542824
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Not really a Briton, but a Master's student in London.
I'm so fucking lonely here. I only have 10 classmates who do not want to do anything outside of school.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:47:12 Post No.34542854
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I love how all the light weight division champions are East Asian

It's basically the Japan boxing division

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:53:29 Post No.34542960
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>>34542824
Infiltrators out!

>tfw probation on Thursday. Can't wait

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:41:36 Post No. 34542749 [Report] [View this topic]

Fembots don't exis-

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:42:59 Post No.34542773
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>>34542749
>kike
>robot
pick one

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:47:32 Post No.34542861
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:47:32 Post No.34542861 [Report]

who ?
no seriously I don't know who that is.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:36:10 Post No.34543674
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>>34542861
Mila Kunis. The one and only

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:36:51 Post No. 34542675 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm a straight crossdresser (not trans), ask me anything.

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:39:41 Post No.34542719
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:39:41 Post No.34542719 [Report]

Why do you crossdress if you're not trans?

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:42:07 Post No.34542762
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:42:07 Post No.34542762 [Report]

when are you coming out?

have you ever had a gf?

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:43:06 Post No.34542774
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please be my bf
orignerino

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:36:08 Post No. 34542665 [Report] [View this topic]

>constantly react in 4chan memes to everything in my head to things I see

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:46:14 Post No.34542835
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>>34542665
>thought process resembles that of a greentext
>not sure if this is natural or something that has developed from using 4chan

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We must tend to our oats brother, For the winter will be long and cold.

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>>34542665
>>34542835

The conversion is complete. You're here forever anon. Even if you leave this place it will never leave you. Invisible threads always pulling you back. But it's wonderful here.

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:33:59 Post No. 34542629 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you ever keyed someones car?
Why did you do it?

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:35:33 Post No.34542658
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:35:33 Post No.34542658 [Report]

Nah, im not a cunt

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>>34542629
I keyed my step-father's car when I was 7, because he kept being a dick to me and my mother

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I kicked off someones wing mirror when I was 15. Why? Because my mate tried to smash it off so I showed that pussy how it's done

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:31:51 Post No. 34542588 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys I made a discord for cuties!! Please join if you're cute and like video games!

https://discord.gg/ZRwezUB

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:39:41 Post No.34542718
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This would be cute if there was less girls and more traps here...I like bleached butts.

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Comfy light novel discussion here

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There's an autistic trap girl here it's so cute...

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:29:29 Post No. 34542555 [Report] [View this topic]

If you had a clone, would you fuck your clone?

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:31:17 Post No.34542586
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>>34542555
No that would be gay. Not even genderswapped either. I don't like tall fat blondes.

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>>34542555
we would probably suck each others dicks, but no anal stuff

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haha yeah, why not? is it gay to masturbate cause its a dick?

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WORST RACE THREAD /NO POL EDITION/ 2017-01-31 03:29:21 Post No.34542552
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WORST RACE THREAD /NO POL EDITION/ Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:29:21 Post No. 34542552 [Report] [View this topic]

In this thread we will discuss which is the worst race in the whole world. No northern/southern trashtalking, I mean race as in: Slavic, niggers, italians, americans, pajeet, sandniggers and whatever comes to your mind.

Rumanians and all slavic shits should just be gassed desu

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:31:07 Post No.34542584
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I don't think you understand the difference between race and ethnicity.

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>>34542552
Aboriginal

(ab)original comment

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there is only one race, the human race

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location bread Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:27:01 Post No. 34542519 [Report] [View this topic]

where are you bots located?
im really bored and want to satisfy my curious brain

im from florida, more specifically the treasure coast

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:45:34 Post No.34542822
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>>34542519
I'm from Finland.

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>>34542519
Alberta, Canada here.

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Tauranga, New Zealand.

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:27:00 Post No. 34542518 [Report] [View this topic]

Is smoking the absolute most degenerate behavior one can engage in?

>annoys everyone around you
>always need to take smoke breaks, interrupting group activities
>cucked by constant cravings
>expensive as hell
>you end up smelling like shit
>fucks up your teeth
>fucks up your sense of smell
>fucks up your sense of taste to the extent that everything tastes like hot coals

Don't get me started on those fuckers that smoke around kids and get all pissy when you tell them to lay off the cancer stick.

>inb4 muh relaxation, we all die one day, who cares

These are just mental gymnastics. You KNOW it's bad for you, you're just trying to save face. Why don't you just quit? You'll thank yourself years down the line.

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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:29:18 Post No.34542551
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>cucked by constant cravings
>Why don't you just quit?
Don't get me wrong, smoking is for fucking faggots, but you kind of answered your own question there.

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>>34542518
I smoke to reduce my life expectancy

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>>34542551
But you gotta break the vicious circle somehow. Obese people also crave food all the time, but many of them have managed to lose weight. Either cold turkey or gradually, one of them is bound to work.

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Wojak trading post Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:19:25 Post No. 34542426 [Report] [View this topic]

Welcome, post your wojak and we'll trade them. Wojak is the official mascot of /r9k/, he represents a man who has lost all hope.

I'll start with a rare World War One French pepe

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