/britfeel/

Not really a Briton, but a Master's student in London.
I'm so fucking lonely here. I only have 10 classmates who do not want to do anything outside of school.

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I love how all the light weight division champions are East Asian

It's basically the Japan boxing division

>>34542824
Infiltrators out!

>tfw probation on Thursday. Can't wait

>>34542960
what did you do?
post of pure originality

>>34543148
Hacked into a few girls emails for nudes, posted them online and posted the link to the website anonymously on facebook, linking the girls' family and friends

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/student-used-camera-hidden-watch-12531614

Poley's back, lads

8 hours until the first month is crossed off

>>34543263
Top most kek. What a lad. He probably does post here. He should give up the goods

>lectures done for the day
>come back to flat, grab a coffee and some toast
>see a new forgotten weapons video in my youtube feed

top comfy.

>tfw going to a new class where you don't know anyone

Did about 6 hot smelly pumps in the last 30 minutes lads.

Room smells like a ripe egg salad desu; smells so good.

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>be 21, living with mom and 13 sister
>went to dad house the whole weekend
>came back last night
>my king sized bed smells like bubblegum and eau de toilette
>asks mom and sis what happened, i hate when they sleep on my bed and throw an autist tantrum most of the time they do
>apparently sis had one of her "besties" from school over
>says her friend insisted on sleeping on my bed, even tho there's a guest room and my sis has two beds
>and she had my sister take this pic, her current profile pic
What the fuck did she mean by this?

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Wew lads thank god it's gone 1600 - acceptable drinking hours are now here.

>have a beer
>have a wank
>have a beer
>rewatch some brass eye
>have a beer
>cook some tea
>have a beer
>have another wank
>switch to spirits
>watch tv till I pass out

Tell me you have an evening plan as cunning as this, you losers

>>34543501
>tfw too poor to buy beer

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>>34543475
You dirty, dirty bastard. You should fart in bed like the rest of the world.

>>34543486
Oh they also both slept together in my bed. And my sis sent me that pic and ran away giggling like a little shitstain. What the fuck does this even mean

>>34543501
>lepiratetrollface.jpg
>DUDE BOOZE LMAO
>watching the jew box
Just off yourself my man

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>>34543534

Your bed is now their territory. Show your dominance by pissing on her bed when she's out

Smoked the rest of my stash last night lads. Smoked practically every day since 16th December. Knew this day was coming but I've got to get back to work lads.

>tfw xmas holidays has come to an end almost

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>>34543577

At least, you have a job to go back to. I got laid off last week. Granted, I have two job offers but still. Get fired sucks

>>34543501

I'm gonna light some candles and read Mistborn in the bath, might even treat myself to a pack of wotsits and a cherry bakewell.

>>34543534
You know what it means la
There is no d in lad because she wants it

>>34543501
watch watch some blackadder actually mate

oh man blackadder while stoned is a better idea actually i hope i have some of my stash left

>>34543486
Pretty sure she wants the d, YOUR D, girls at that age are surprisingly horny. But you know its illegal to do anything sexual to her, dont you?

>>34543619
>At least, you have a job to go back to

Hmm, I kind of do and kind of don't. Being self-employed means I'll have to seek work, but it's usually just a case of speaking to recruitment agents I've done work for in the past.

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>>34543619
I had the day off today but had a message from my boss asking me to call in. Turns out they made a lot of people redundant. I'm safe but downsizing never stops until the whole place is gone.

>>34543631
>>34543663
Man wtf, I mean she's really pretty for a 14 girl, nice body I guess, but im not going to jail only to get raped by mudslimes, no no no.
>>34543576
This is too autistic even for me

lads you know sometimes you those taste buds that go a little swollen and sensitive, whats all that about?

>>34543768
That only really happens when you eat something that's hot but not hot enough for your tongue to react to it instinctively. It's fine in your mouth and swallowing it, but your tongue gets fucked by it.

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>>34543654
I remember one of the best shows to watch while baked is, don't laugh, Midsomer Murders.
Four of us gawping at the telly then shouting "that bitch gonna die" One of the best ways to waste two hours.

>>34543521
Get Champion lad - coop or tesco often do 3 pints for 5 gbp, and it's over 8%. Job done.

>>34543573
I am planning to ;-)

>>34543620
comfy lad. big wotsit fan here

>>34543654
I do love blackadder, I don't find it rewatchable as Chris Morris's stuff though - plus Brass Eye is 20 this year so there's that. Will probably watch some of that Taboo program with that big guy in it too.

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Post proper 3d waifus quick before the anime shitters get here

>>34543654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZFuKHXa7w

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>>34543862
Too late normie

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>>34543862

Ugh. She was the worst bits in Weekly Wipe.
How the hell can you like her?

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>Talking to girl at work
>She's nice looking but also a nice person to talk to
>Completely unavailable though
>Suddenly hits me that I actually crave decent companionship far more than sex
>Lost all interest in most girls as a result
>Search for gf is now 10x harder

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>>34543862
Daisy Ridley is the best 3D waifu.

>>34543904
Was dissapointed there was no limmy in the yearly one

>>34543908
Yea anon. I don't even bother with most girls because I know I won't be able to relate to 99% of them. I'd rather have a wank than a meaningless shag

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>>34543862
Mummy Kay is my 3d waifu

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>>34543914

I was as well. He's entertaining in his pathetic manner. His fence protest was the best

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>>34543904
wrong.

>>34543913
>ywn spunk on her gaping maw
>why even live

>>34543914
thought the 2016 one was a bit shit desu actually

>>34543940
Ugh. Imagine the smell.

very original, most original post

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>>34543997
>tfw no xenomorph gf
Why live?

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>>34544010
>Xenomorph gf
Whaa?

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>tfw Tracer's VA is a qt from Harrogate
>they made her do that shit "American doing a British voice" accent/dialogue
>no one knows that she's a Northerner, since no Americunt knows anywhere in the UK other than London
JUST

>>34544091
yeah that's what overwatch needs

a northerner with a flat cap and a whippet

Can't be arsed cooking for myself. Just can't drum up the motivation. I microwaved a single takoyaki.

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>>34543862
Just imagine redeeming your good boy points with mummy May.

If you were a naughty boy she could wear her leather trousers and threaten to take your bennies or ditch brexit

You better be nice to your new daddy Trump though...

>>34544125
I'm from further north than York and I had to google what a whippet is desu, no one has those. Labradors/Terriers are the go-to.

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>>34544091

I knew she was actually English and not just putting it on becuase I remember her voice from Downton Abbey but I never would have guessed she's from Wakefield of all places

>>34544153
She looks like an absolute crone the majority of the time. She made Trump look like a ray of sunshine on her visit.

>>34544053
She was referred to as a xenomorph for little while at one point because of her large teeth and forehead.

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>>34544125

Yes! Overwatch needs a character like Last of the Summer Wine's Compo!

>>34544170
shameful display, pajeet

>>34544188
Well I'm glad your mummy loved you enough for you not to want to cuddle the PM.

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>>34543862

If I thought it would make her fancy me back, I fight everyone else ITT naked on a bed of hot coals.

>>34544227
Would you consider teaming up to increase our chances and then sharing?

>>34544217
>filthy southerner trying to call anyone else a foreigner
k e k

>>34544264

Funny guy, I'll do you last.

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>>34544284

Dude, to a soft Southern poof, everywhere north of the M25 is a dangerous and scary world

>>34544284
aside from london which im nowhere near, the south is white as snow, not like that new pakiland up north

>>34544284
>pajeet on damage control
k e k

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>>34544308
You can lick her spunky armpits when I'm done

>have to cook my own dinner because mummy is working late
>she left a pizza in the fridge
>just pulled it out of the oven
>I left the plastic base on it
>can't even cook a pizza properly and I'm 26

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>>34543862
2D>3D
will take this as a call for waifus. i know you 3D lovers like to post in a 2D call so i'm happy to join you guys.
1 big happy family

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>>34544332

No, the North is longer pakiland since the early 2000's. Certain towns can be called Little Warsaw nowadays

>>34544387
Reminds me of that guy who spent 20 minutes on the phone to Tesco customer services complaining about how his pizza had nothing on it, it was just dough, before realising he was holding it upside down.

>>34544387
I did this the other day mate. Was a proper expensive pizza as well. The whole base burnt and melded to the pizza. We threw it away because we were paranoid of it being toxic. Dad looked dissapointed

>>34543501
normally, but chuck splifs in every 2 hours as well
also no spirits, just enough weed and beer to do it
being good tonight though, not many beers, will just get stoned instead

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>>34544332
>>34544359
>southerners in charge of damage control

>>34544387
Right, now you know not to put it in with the plastic base

What you have just discovered is "progress". Next time it'll be better

Although, you should know that plastic melts, you pillow.

>>34544455
I'm from cheshire though, that's in the north west amir.

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Stop clicking your mouse

>>34544477
breddy funny.
and nice digits as well
shows kek is pleased with varg

>>34544477
On a phone fuck you varg

>>34544477

Stop being an edgy hasbeen.

>>34544456
It was fused to the base and I only found it when I took it out the oven.

>>34544455
>pajeet doesn't understand where the north starts
>thinks Sheffield isn't in the north
>doesn't understand the difference between total population and percentage
>doesn't understand population density

Starting working out again lads. Feels good after 3 months of nothing but work and sleep.
Also spent 2 hours running around the mansion and surrounding area of resident evil remake because i forgot how to solve the jewel in the trophies puzzle.
Hows your lads day bee so far?

road cycling is so much harder than I thought it would be

suddenly have a lot more respect for those annoying cunts

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Daisy Ridley could deliver a powerful bite.

well, it's another masturbate into an old pair of cycle shorts episode

>>34544822
why not just wank into a tissue, or do you wrap them round your cock for those lycrs feels

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Is there a crummier feel than preparing a nice meal, only to discover that you'll be eating alone again after all?
Weeb curry, rice and karage, in case anyone was wondering

Today has been the least productive day of the year so far, just get up, eat breakfast and endlessly shitpost on britfeel. Off for a walk now though to get some chips.

>>34544859
obviously for the feels my man

>>34544904
that's why i enjoy a posh wank.get some good feels going.
happy wankings, lad

>>34544900
Chips. Good idea lad. I could do with some fish and chip tonight.

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>>34542854
why are there so many? boxing looks so alien to me

>>34545019
>boxing looks so alien to me
Watch Hajime no Ippo lad, it'll put it into a context you can appreciate. I had no interest until I saw the anime.

>>34545094
I used to watch it before I was a weeb

I remember the big david haye fight being hyped up for 12 months, then he just got rekt in a few rounds and it was a total let down

>>34545094
Do you box?

Oregano pistachio

I've fapped to this video three times already today

http://www.hdzog.com/videos/87825/gianna-s-booty-in-action/?promo=10306

I found it yesterday and it's fair to say I've been unhealthily engrossed in it

>buy 0.5g of heroin
>weigh it
>it's 0.7
I love generous drug dealers.

>>34545124
I do not. I wanted to but I was told not to by my GP because epilepsy. I do judo instead, and love it. So nevermind I suppose. I use boxers' cardio routines though.

>>34545165
Is 30 too old to start doing boxing or some other combat sport? I'm interested but I dont want to spend every class getting rekt by a 19 year old chad.

>>34542780

oh so thats why lenlad asked me if there were any canals close to me the other night, is that the only way he murders people? Or do his methods vary?

>>34545192
depends are you /smoker/ or /fatfuck/ ?

>>34545192
It depends. If you're talking about becoming a champion then yeah you missed the boat. If you're not thinking about pro or even high level amateur then definitely do it, but it'll be hard.

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I just had an extremely vivid dream where I was walking past a shopping precinct in Birmingham, one of the ones that usually have flats above. Anyway I was Just bringing my takeaway home, I was considering getting the bus but decided to walk as it was a nice evening. Then I suddenly here this massive explosion and turn around seeing that it came from the city centre. Everyone started screaming then I woke up

>>34545215
I work out a fair amount so I'm in decent shape but yeah smoke a few rollies a day.

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>>34545231
Better screencap your post ahead of the next terrorist attack, you precog you.

>>34545193

Rochdale canal, restored by Harold Shipman, and used by 'The Pusher', what an interesting history it has.

rice pud pud today lads

>>34545245
a few day is probably not going to fuck you up too much then

>>34545259

cant stand the rice in it i usually pick it out and sip the pudding like the classy cunt i am

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>>34542780
Wew, I only just saw the lovely poem in OP's post.

>>34545251
>predicting a terrorist attack
>in birminingham
lol baguettes in france next

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>>34545259

There's nowt better than a rice pudding with a bit of strawberry sauce mixed in. I tried honey in it and I couldn't taste it.

Made it to the last 3 eps of Twin Peaks. Such a weird show. Wrap up the murder mystery half way through so they can focus on magic caves and shit.

>>34545289
Edit it to include
>A lethal dose of morphine
on the double

>>34545325
fucking ell lad, got some strawberry jam here

>>34545336
that's what sevredol is teehee

>>34545327
The owls are not what they seem.

That wasn't original!

>>34545374
Who cares about the owls, lets devote half our screen time to a beauty pageant!

>>34545366
Nice to see your memes are still warm.

I have a Len fig btw. He's wearing his brown coat and hat.

Out at a hipster cafe with my family. Dads just bought 6 drinks, followed by 4. On the second round of 4 they gave us a card with 4 stamps on to redeem a free dessert when we get 6. Dad told them he bought 6 prior and the barrista said in a condescending voice " Well you should have said that earlier" WE WERENT AWARE OF THE CARD EARLIER. I am absolutely LIVID. This would never happen in maccies

>>34545327

I didn't even make it that far.

How they took the gold of the first series and turned it into shit the next is beyond me.

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>>34545231
>>34545304

The 7th July attacks in London did millions of pounds of damage.
This so-called "attack" in Birmingham will only cause 20 quids worth of damage.

I bet this thread is now being monitored by MI5 for "security" purposes

>>34545019
You're put into divisions based on your weight. Heavyweight is 200 and above pounds, and middleweight is above 172 to 178 pounds or something like that, just as two examples

Born to Kill featuring another British serial killer is on Really tonight at 10pm
Followed by Jeffrey Dahmer class act

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>>34545327
>>34545431

Blame David Lynch. In his effort to be more unsettling and creepy, he made it cringy and weird. Although, this is Lynch's hallmark so I don't know if he's being intentional or unintentional

>>34543748

That a lot of stuff in a lot of places.

One thought that comes back every now and then is that the life take/make the same actions like multiverse order, its the other stuff thats in different places like the planets and stars and our sun.

This is the crazy bit, the zero life multiverses are scraped and recycled because the perpetual driving force of the universe is to cultivate life until the life now in the form of civilisation becomes self aware and explains the "driving force" thats when T-rex Jesus appears to level us up aka total enlightenment.

Just bought a car off gumtree for a pound.

It's a 10 year old fiat panda, absolutely buzzing, now I don't have to ride my motorbike to work in the rain.

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Has anyone seen the news about the kid who died in a barn fire in Parbold? Parbold is within night walking distance of my dreary, boring village and i feel strangely compelled to walk that area tonight but dont want to look suspicious if there are still any police around

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>>34545522
I saw those adverts. I thought it was gonna be about Peter Sutcliffe but apparently, it's about the Black Panther.

Unless, I'm wrong and there is a Sutcliffe episode or maybe there's a whole another chapter to him that we never knew, like he's actually from Wakanda...

>>34545554
Why was it only 1 pound though?

>>34545554

riding in the rain is becoming less and less fun for me too but i dont have the confidence to take my drivers test

>>34545601
It's a 10 year old Fiat, the seller want to get rid of it as quickly as possible

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hello lads. i have a story to tell. on the way home from work, i was starving to i picked my self up a chippy. i was so hungry that i put the whole sausage in my mouth to eat rather than just take a bite and i nearly chocked. thought that was me gone lads but the drink i bought helped me out. how has your day been, lads? hope its a gooden

> getting very hungry
> have to wait until a specific time to cook my tea
> completely irrational beyond just being a compulsive habit

at what point does having a brain become a hindrance?

>>34545601

It's on its last legs really, but it has a year on its MOT so I'll just get a new one next year if it dies.

>>34542780
I will fap to Hannah tonight. Always and forever

>>34545641
>it has a year on its MOT

You still have to tax and insure it

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>>34545534
It's like he tried to make a parody of an american soap opera. Maybe it worked back then but now the affairs/back stabbing/romance bullshit just seems painful. I didnt realise their was so many famous actors in it though.

>>34545582
>born in Dartford, England..
>Starts torturing animals
>Becomes obsessed with Nazism
>1971... Commits. First. Murder

It alludes to this guy the most but his first murder was 1975
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Mackay

>>34545636
Are you me?
Seven o clock here

>>34545659

Yeah but I'm an oldfag so my insurance is super cheap.

>>34545678

It definitely looks like it.

It's not autism, is it? It's just being in a rut, surely.

>>34545626

So you tried to deepthroat a battered sausage.

>tfw can't even drive at 35 years of age

>>34545695
Fucking jelly, been driving less than a year and already had a stupid minor accident so next year is going to be a fucking nightmare.

I'm 28

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>>34543862

I just want to pet a goose nothing sexual maybe take some crusts and make goose noise HOOOOONK

>inb4 not 3d

>>34545710
Y-yeah just a rut, anon!

>>34545714
yeah, lad. stupid mistake. hunger got the better of me. no wonder the kids around mine call me piggy

Thanks Kaiji anon for the tip on Mr.Shakedown!

Can't believe how fun combat is in 0 compared to others.

>>34545626
G O O D L A D
O
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original
L
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>>34545626
glad you're still with us lad, would've been a terrible way to go

chew your food next time though you daftie

>>34545327
>>34545431
>>34545534
>>34545667
big twin peaks fan here lads, let me explain

david lynch wasn't associated with twin peaks after the "laura palmer's killer" arc was wrapped up, the show continued entirely without his input up until the last two episodes, and he returned to take full control of the very last one

the show went to shit because they tried to mimic his style without him and went full retard with it

as bad as it was though, I can safely say I was never unentertained by the second season, and fucking loved the very last one

>>34545800
thanks, lad. nice to hear some encouragement from the lads. had my mum worried sick when i told her about it.

Why are there no decent Christian denominations in this country, lads?

You have the cuck Anglicans who think women and fags should be religious leaders, and the even bigger cuck Catholics who support a guy that kisses Muslim feet.

Where's the actual traditional, and conservatives ones?

Why am I shutting myself off totally from everyone? I'm not even depressed right now. I don't care enough to go visit them. What do I even get out of it?

>>34542780

Something surreal just happened. I was waiting for a bus and a woman at the stop just turned to me and said "Don't you just hate Pakis, eh?" and we started talking for a few minutes about our mutual disdain for them, then she got on her bus and we parted ways.

Political correctness is really on it's way out

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mummy got quality street for xmas and hasn't opened it yet.

>I just went in and stole all the chocolate fudges

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>>34545327
>>34545431
>>34545534
>>34545667
further reading

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>tfw making ukha
Pretty tasty looking. Hope it's nice with sea breen.

>>34545870
>david lynch wasn't associated with twin peaks after the "laura palmer's killer" arc was wrapped up
This explains a lot. Why was this?

>>34545921
>Where's the actual traditional, and conservatives ones?
america

>>34545921
>Where's the actual traditional, and conservatives ones?
Russia, I guess?

>>34545574
Do it. Go there and if they question you say "He's a fucking normie. I'm glad he's dead"

They can't arrest you for that lad

>>34545958
from what I can infer from the info presented in >>34545941, I guess it was due to him resenting the execs for rushing the resolution to that arc, and him being an independent creative sort who didn't like being shackled exclusively to one project for too long

>>34545932
You fucking goof. She's going to know it was you who opened the box and nicked em

>>34545932
I'm sick to bastard death of you

Gaz won't have any of this

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>people always complaining how its too hard to find work
>have friends with degrees that literally have 5 interviews a week for a year and can't get a job
Literally sent out 5 or 10 applications, got 1 interview and got the job. 25k starting salary rising to 28k+bonuses in second year. I'm 20, have 4 C grade GCSES (excl. english) and my reference was from a gutter cleaning job that i worked for 3 weeks in the summer.

>>34545574

>Britfeel regular gets arrested on suspicion of murder

It really is a question of when/who rather than if at this point.

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>Brother keeps being an ignorant little shit and pissing me off
>Wait until he leaves the house
>Go into his room and squirt superglue through the vents of his Xbone
>He's now on the brink of tears and doesn't know whats wrong with it

Sweet revenge, when I move out finally it'll be even sweeter when I reveal it was me who did it

>>34546089
it's all down to luck, m8

you can do all the work in the world to improve your odds but it's still just luck

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>>34545921

Considering that most, if not all, conservative denominations where founded in America and even they aren't that good.

>Mormonism : "Hey, everyone look at what I wrote ... found!"
>Adventism : "Waiting for the Second Coming... waiting... still waiting"
>Jehovah's Witnesses : Literally redefined God-bothering.

But then again, the Church of England was always gonna be about women considering it was founded so some dude could legally divorce his wife, to put it lightly.

>>34546089
what field are you in then?

>>34546099
>when I move out
funny lad

>>34546089
what job is it? maybe you just aced the interview

Been stood in wet socks for the last 12 hours. Feet are fucking killing me lads

>>34545574

If both Parbold and Wigan are within distance then all this area at least must be too, perhaps your walking distance extends even further.

I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and say Shevington is your village.

My fathers such a fucking child

>Hear him slam the cupboards and doors and storm upstairs to sulk in his room over something stupid probably
>1 hour later and he walks downstairs to watch tv like nothing happened

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>>34546099

You evil shit.
I bet you even hide his telly remote and eat his favourite biscuits from the tin as well.

>>34546140
If I get to 25 and I'm still here, I'm just gonna pack a small bag and go. Fuck being one of those 30 year olds living with his parents.

>>34546089
They obviously weren't being just themselves.

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If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me
But you turn your head and I end up talking to myself
Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated
So I loose my head or I bang it up against the wall

Sometimes I wonder if I should be left alone
And lock myself up in a padded room
I'd sit and spew my guts out to the open air
No one wants to hear a drunken fool

>>34546178
Good goy. Family ties are so old fashioned and outdated. It's 2017! I have a nice little cupboard for rent if you're interested? Only 1000 a month, but it's in London and think of all that independence you will have!

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>tfw will never find anyone to live like this with

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>>34545289
well up for a cuddle with len desu.
>>34543862
rude haha
>>34546241
that takes a lot of effort though.

>>34546164
>I bet you even hide his telly remote and eat his favourite biscuits from the tin as well.

He's had to buy 3 tv remotes because I keep opening them up and pulling the wires out of the circuit board then screwing it all back together again. Sometimes I even kick him off the router for a few hours and pretend I don't know what's wrong and that it works for me. I put a keylogger on his laptop and logged into his facebook and PM'd all his female friends that he was coming out as gay.

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Morning

Only took 3 hours to drag my self out of bed

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>>34546151

didn't include pic

>>34546241
I'm sure they're both mentally stable, strong, independent people with good jobs and long term thinking skills

Just got 2 bottles of wine for a fiver.

Not bad eh lads.

spent 100 quid on new glasses so many qt girls will look at me


recommend me the best film you've ever seen lads

>>34546237
Actually that's not what I meant.

I hate my family and I don't wanna work, but I'd rather just fucking go and live on the streets than stay here until I'm 30.

>>34546285
depends if it's decent wine

>>34546305
It's 2 for a fiver

What do you think?

>>34546305
All wine tastes like piss

All beer tastes like fizzy piss

Spirits are the only thing that doesn't taste like piss

>>34546310
then I don't understand the point of
>not bad eh lads
if it's bad wine you've got the hassle of having to dispose of two bottles of sour piss

>>34546293
High And Low - Kurosawa

>>34546293
Blade Runner

or

Ghost in the Shell 1995

or

Blue Spring

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>>34546264
>effort

in what way?

>>34546305
>decent wine
What do you define as 'decent wine'?

Most wine (>11% ethanol) tastes like it needs a bag of sugar mate.

>>34546346
yes lad, seen that already! Only recently got round to watching Seven Samurai and Ikuru too

>>34546335
When you grow older and developed better tastes, you'll realise how wrong you are

>>34546365
>these are the people you are posting with

>>34546401

Are they britfeelers? I assume they were yanks and the britfag was just reposting them

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this game any good lads? need some opinions.

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Meeting up with former oneitis on thursday, 3 years after I escaped her clutches. I'm such a glutton for punishment...
>pic related. Sent to me to show her excitement.

>>34546371
You didn't let me finish

The only wine I've had was 4 quid tesco wine

The only beer I've ever had is cans of Stella

And I can only drink spirits when I mix them with coke or juice because I'm a pussy

>>34546424
Looks a bit succubi-esque

>>34546416
7 year old game for the ps4 lul
nah it's pretty comfy tho. pc is best because mods are breddy great

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>>34542780

Not sure if there are any people in Britfeel still interested in Elliot, but in case you missed the thread in the catalog yesterday, there has been a lot of progress in getting evidence released from the police. It could be available in a matter of days.

>>34546366
>What do you define as 'decent wine'
wine that doesn't taste as if it needs a bag of sugar, for a start

I've never had a white wine I like, good red wine is great but bad red is awful

>>34546424
Wonder what she's listening to.

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>>34546293

It's a toss-up between Hot Fuzz, Trainspotting or Spotlight.

>>34546424
She looks like a young Amanda Nunes. Would not bang.

>open a tube of fruit gums
>no greens

how the fuck can they let that happen? not on.

>>34546365
I want to feel this bum, does this make me gay?

>>34546293
My favorite film at the moment at least is 2001 A Space Odyssey but I can understand why people don't like it.

>>34546544
fuck man I could go for a tub of greenies right now

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>>34546451
She is an evil, psychotic, cock teasing bitch.

>>34546549
yeah I've only seen it a handful of times but I can appreciate why people struggle with it. Same can be said for some of SK's other works.

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>>34546424
>Dat chin
All I can think of is Fairly Odd Parents' The Crimson Chin.

Anyway, 5/10 bird, would shag if very drunk and pic related.

>>34546416
It's good but it would be better on PC

>>34546568
isn't this the bitch that fucks her brother or something?

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>>34546568
fooking hell lad shes pretty hot desu.

>tfw you will never have her tease your peepee

>>34546568
and apart of the PC Music roster going by her clothing

>>34546462
>I've never had a white wine I like

Spend 10 quid on a bottle of Chablis from Tesco.

>>34546458
im interested. i have read his manifesto. what evidence could they possibly be releasing? like his internet history and shit like that?

>>34546591
shes like a 7 and I'd fuck her completely sober.

>>34546640
>spending a tenner on wine
are you mad, lad

>>34545955
This is fantastic. Somehow spicy even though I didn't put any in.

>>34542780

What are you lads up to tonight
fuckrobot

>>34546620
Yeah everyone has their suspicions.
>>34546624
She'd walk around in a bra and THONG in front of me. It was pure torture mate.

>>34546650

School records, medical records, financial records. I'm not sure what else, but and I quote "Everything we have"

Richard curtis said bastard live on the one show lads, bit funny it was

lenny henry is such a cunt

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>>34546676

Browse britfeel then lie in bed staring at the ceiling until that gets boring then back to britfeel

>>34542780

Gonna go to the Trump protest to see how it goes, if digits, I'll go wearing my MAGA hat

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>>34546725

Who on God's green earth watches the One Show willingly? Apart from that bird Alex Jones, there's no reason to see, especially now she's left it for maternity leave.

>>34546676
Just eating tea now, salmon, crab and prawns in a creamy sauce with edami beans and spinach, then going to watch some streams and just try get sleepy.

>>34546796
nothing else on and I was eating dinner, trust me I avoid that darkie twat henry if I can help it

>>34546797
sounds tasty man

I'm trying to count calories, keeping it to 3 meals a day, 1500 a day,

I'm starving lads

I have no social life apart from these threads. that can't be healthy right?

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>>34546786
I was gonna say why are we protesting Trump but he's coming over here for a state visit. All I will is it'll be an interesting 4 years for the Yanks

>>34546676
sitting on my laptop rewatching still game and barely pretending to be doing something to justify being paid

>>34546823

On the contrary, prolonged isolation can lend you powers of increased introspection and awareness.

>>34546676
Was gonna wank to >>34546568 but might make me depressed.

>>34546812
im the same lad, today and tomorrow are my no carb days so gotta just get through it then can have some bran flakes again.

>>34546676
Nowt much really. Had some tea, gonna have a bath and go to bed afterwards

>>34546676
Gonna jerk off, shower then probably watch a film. I should probably read more but I just don't have the motivation to.

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What are some jobs where you don't really have a lot of responsibility?

Specifically where your lack of caring / inadequacy doesn't negatively affect other people to a great extent.

>>34546843
>All I will is it'll be an interesting 4 years for the Yanks
doubt he'll last 4 years tbqh

sooner or later someone will have to realise they put a business magnate and reality tv host with no political experience in the chair

>>34546896
Litter picker

Bin Man

Bus Driver (every single one without fail is an utter fucking CUNT)

>>34546874
caved in and dipped a carrot in some peanut butter. And having a bottle of my homebrew beer.

Fucks sake lads, will I never get a GF?

>>34546355
Original god tier taste anon.

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>>34546548
no its not gay
>>34546413
I have no idea, im just reposting them I got them from a thread on r9k, can't find source though

maybe it will be britfeelers soon

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>>34546890
I tend to think the same way about reading so I started to read a couple of chapters of a book before bed. Just finished Clive Cussler's Sahara, a bloody stupid book but it's entertaining nonetheless

>>34546937
Thanks anonaroo

orignal

>>34546946
I recognise those trap legs. What is wrong with me?

>>34546946

We are no where near as faggoted as the rest of /r9k/ Most people in britfeel as basically normal.

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>lost job today
>not even for a good reason like an economic crash
fuck

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>>34546925
>A job with not a lot of responsibility
>Bus driver

Dude, they may look care-free but they have 70-odd freaks and weirdos to deal with. As well as driving something that's 40 foot long and 8 foot wide. How I know this? I am a bus driver

>>34547004
People are giving more (You)s to two faggots in knickers than actual posts of girls. This place gets gayer every day.

>>34547029

I have my Cat D and CPC, but crashed a bus once and the stress was unbearable so I decided to never drive one again.

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>>34546946
post their girlcocks pls

Meant to be dieting but ate half a chocolate bunny lads. Had a couple of buttons and couldn't stop

>>34546925
Saw adverts for Amazon courier on indeed today. Said they pay like 12 - 15 gbp an hour but you use your own vehicle. Seems kind it would be pretty comfy desu. Barely any social interaction other than getting the people at the door to sign something. Anyone here do this?

>>34547029
>>34547051

How the fuck are there 2 bus drivers in britfeel?

>>34547071

Yeah, it can be 14 hour shifts, and you pay for your own insurance and everything etc.

>>34547071
To break even as a delivery driver you have to drive like a maniac and work non-stop all through the day. Plus if it's you're own vehicle you are paying for fuel costs and maintenance of the vehicle.

How has ebay been around for 20 years and people still don't know how to ebay properly?

>Hurr I'll bid 5 hours before it ends I'm sure to win that way!

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>>34547051

Granted I'm a new driver so maybe the Fear hasn't gotten to me yet but then again I enjoy driving. I'll admit I did clip the training bus' wing mirrors on a lamppost but nothing serious.

What was the crash? Another car or a wall?

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>Check the catalogue for amerifeels
>It's already dead
>They couldn't even last through the night
Not much of a "Superpower"

>>34547029
Why are you all utter fucking cunts?

>>34547106
Because people are idiots, no matter the generation

Odds and I go buy some beer.

>>34546896
Night shelf stacker

literally stand in an aisle and put baked beans on a shelf for 6 hours, then the next two hours stand around listening to music and pretending to work

>>34547102
Fuuuck why is there always a catch. Can't there just be some job that I can do alone? I want to work but the social aspect makes most jobs unbearable for me. Lighthouse keeper job when

>>34547124
they couldn't cope with the constant poleaboo

>>34546926
AHHH DONT CHEAT ANON.

Nah as long as you get back on it tomorrow you should be fine. We're all getting GFs by the end of the year no worries.

>>34547120

Another car, as I swung left I hit it with the back swinging out, an error I wouldn't have made 99.9% of the time, but don't check once and you've hit it. This was in Birmingham city centre and I had a total of about 80-100 people laughing and chanting at me for about 10 minutes.

>>34547134
if you ever had to do the after school route, you'd be a cunt too

>>34546568
Sweet you posted it again, forgot to save it to the bank last time

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>>34547134

We have to deal with other cunts like our passengers and it tends to rub off.

>>34547106
>Guys selling a rare volume of a manga
>It's ratty looking as fuck, poor condition
>"25 quid or best offer"
>Offer him 5 quid
>"20 quid"
>Cheeky fucking cunt
>Offer 6 quid
>"Your offer has been refused"
>The fucking thing is still on sale 3 months later

Normies are stubborn morons

>>34547205

How old are you bus driver lad?

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>you will never live in a neon filled cyberpunk city
>tfw the UK is cyberpunk without the cool aesthetic

am i the only one left doing /nofap2017/?
think ill probably cave in and just fap after midnight lads

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>>34547199
I only have one more of her in that outfit unfortunately. Plenty of other pics obviously.

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>>34547185

Hmm, you're right actually. All it takes is the concentration to drop and bam!

I could have happened to me, pulled out onto a roundabout and I didn't see this dick thunder round it like Billy Whizz. Luckily he saw me and stopped before an accident happened.

This isn't a mistake I would make but it's takes that one moment to drop the ball and something serious has happened.

>>34547288
I literally had a wank 20 minutes after new years. Should keep going mate. You've already done a month what's 11 more?

>>34547288
>He didn't join in with the britfeel countdown fap

>>34547313
its torture at this point
i constantly have to find something to do to stop myself from playing with my dick, and after this much time i think i'll cum after a couple of tugs

>>34547255
I work nights near canary wharf, I listen to Perturbator on the DLR journey and it feels like my cyberpunks come to life

it's real if you can find it

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>>34547255
tfw you'll never explore the world of Blame as an immortal cyborg

Life blows

Does anyone know if Oxford is nice to live in

I may have to

I imagine it is extremely expensive

>>34547255
If we never get rid of capitalism cyberpunk is the best alternate

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>>34547251

I'm 24. Yes, the company only asked for three things: be over 19, have a driver's licence and have a pleasant personality

>>34547291
Cheers lad, gonna enjoy these

what are your favourite podcasts lads?
I mainly listen to film based stuff, but open to anything new.

>>34547342
Go for it then. Make it count. This is why nofap is a joke. After a certain point you can't focus on anything other than the overwhelming urge to blow your load.

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>>34547358
I know driving around Oxford is a nightmare. One-ways, dead-ends and "traffic calming" measures.

Luckily, I don't live there but I driven there.

>>34547372
>have a pleasant personality
>so we can take all the more pleasure in breaking you

>>34547398
Bill burr podcast
Joe rogan
Adam Buxton
Those old ricky gervais xfm tapes
Hardcore history
No such thing as a fish
Hamish and andy

>>34547398
crabfeast,

two funny dudes just kicking back telling stories, honestly very funny

You ever looked at a bus and realised that the driver sits in front of the front axle? Can't fathom how scary it must be turning corners driving a bus.

>>34547398
tetzoo

they get pretty deep into the science stuff though, so its not for everyone

>>34546151

no, think further west than that, 2bdesu ive always included shevington and standish a part of wigan anyway

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>>34547379
Should I just dump all I've got?

>>34547398
I've been after some good film based ones. What do you reccomend.

>>34547472
dummppppppp :)

>>34547398
The first season of 'Serial' is pretty good if you're into crime stuff. It's the story of a murder investigation told over several episodes.

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>>34547472
plz do desu

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>>34547494
You've got it buddy.

>>34547490
Movies Now And Then
Kermode Uncut
WE HATE MOVIES (hilarious podcast ripping bad movies)
How Did This Get Made (less funny, but still solid ripping of bad movies)

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>>34547422

>tfw car

I don't want to have to sell it

Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)
We Hate Movies
The Last Podcast On The Left (HILARIOUS /X/ themed pod)

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>>34547514
Enjoy lad. She'd probably get off on this the crazy bitch.

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>>34547398

Not exactly a podcast but they started out doing them. Yahtzee Croshaw, of Zero Punctuation fame, and his mate Gabe Morton do some and he's put them on his YouTube channel. Shame he's gone State-side and can't do them anymore...

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>>34547545
And yes, that's her brother in the background that she's rumoured to have an incestuous relationship with.

>>34547565
>Shame he's gone State-side

fucking sell out

>>34547565
can you link lad ?
Love his books and reviews

>>34547545

can you ask her where she got those shorts.

>effy

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>>34547604
>effy
People are always saying she's like her. I've never watched the show so cant comment.

>>34547351
http://www.rainymood.com + synthwave for max comfy at home.

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>>34547590
His YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/yahtzee19/videos

The podcasts I was on about (Because he didn't upload them personally, the lazy twat):
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLordKacj/videos

Where do you lads go to watch films you haven't paid for?

>>34547291

She looks like fun, I can see why you'd fall mentally in love with her.

>>34547644

I thought thats how /fa/ expressed they liked some thing.

>>34547664
I still torrent them cause I'm living in the past.

>>34547664
Pirateproxy
Kickass torrents

The usual lad

>>34547688

From..? bloxoriginal

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>>34547644
She's fucked this girl btw. As she delighted in telling me.

>>34547664
zoogle these days

>>34547650
thanks lad, I used to youtube to mp3 certain reviews/vids that I counted as pods, or use a YOUTUBEX app on my phone to listen to them while I try and get to sleep.

I'll save these

>>34547545
state of this trollop