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>>34626879
>word soup
>forever and ever

hello there frank yang

>>34626879
That's one way of putting it. Stay woke famLee

Yui you retard shut up

>>34626869
Then quit work. As you are in university education you get free bux from the state.

>>34627281
>As you are in university education you get free bux from the state.
???

>>34626830
hey thank you

i've been wanting to quit and i'm good i feel good

thank you

thank you man. i am free.

>>34626830
>tfw someone would call me "desperate" but girls like this are literally my "fetish"/standard for long-term dating
unfortunately girls who look like this almost always want Chad Hemsworth rather than (You) Averagecock

>>34626830
Sitting next to my nerd bf who kinda looks like that

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Rate my normieness anon-kun

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who else /readytodie/

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Just fuck my original shit up in an original way

Those are some bigass nipples.

>>34626806
>Tfw my beta faggt ex boyfriend will never touch these titts again.
Please let me touch those tits instead

>>34626854
Address?? Original

sometimes throwing up makes you feel better

Eat healthy, workout, stop throwing up???? Profit??

This is a non issue to most people because it's rediculous

>>34626799
I was bulimic from age 22-28. It had to do with anxiety and control issues. Great way to lose weight, familad

No else beta here??

>>34626798
>about 14
>playing pool games with brother, male cousin, and some girl
>play game where you have to come up with a category and people choose something from that category and if you guess it they do a lap
>pick category 'trees'
>start naming off trees from runescape (yew, oak , etc)
>they all start laughing and tell me I'm retarded
>want to cry

Probably one of the reasons I don't feel comfortable talking to normies

>meet up with friends for a sleepover
>hang out, having a good time, ordered pizza
>have to shit
>go to toilet
>can hear friends talk which means they could hear me shit
>try hard to shit as quiet as possible but sphincter won't open up because I'm so stressed out
>only push a few small, stinking nuggets out over the course of a couple of minutes
>realize that my friends now know that I took a shit
>need an excuse
>get out of bathroom
>"Hey guys! I found weird patterns on the wall in here, check it out! It looks like faces!"
>-"No anon, we'd rather not"
>"No really, get in here!"
>drag them into the bathroom and show them a random spot on the wall that kinda looks like a face
>now they sure won't think I took a shit!
>they're all breathing through their mouths

eyy, I think I remember talking to you a few times.

atleast im not an anti-semitic circumsicion hater piece of shit

>>34626704
I am not afraid of women, i am afraid of the society and the law actively working against me once i date a qt.

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They've been at it from the very beginning

>>34626703
>pornography wasn't invented prior to my generation

HAHAAHAAHAAHAHA this is hilarious. My man.

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It's not even the most robot post punk album, ya goof

>>34626560
I feel like there is only one good song on that album

I don't know if I could categorize as a robot album but I like it.
Starset - Vessels

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzLnsw-yVvLjEn1IRQ4TBrxAZ1bM5LOND

>>34626527
If I'm being 100% honest yes I do. Still wouldn't act on it unless I was a girl though. What is the sauce on this image?

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>>34626527
only if it's attached to a GIRL or boy that looks like a girl
>>34626551
https://exhentai.org/g/822871/bf962f4dd7/

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Cocks are attached to men, who are people, and I don't like people.

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gimme da pussi b0ss

No, I'm right with you. I can't get myself to ever say that even though it's such a normie word, you're practically an alien to not use it.

"pussy" is basically on par with "bust a nut" and "jack shit" and "ass whoopin" and a bunch of other terms that always just seemed like they were tailored for a different class of person. I guess I think I'm too good to say this stuff.

>>34626495
does calling someone a pussy count? because thats the only way ive said it

>>34626477
Being conscious of your stupidity probably means you aren't as dumb as you think you are.

Most legitimately stupid people think they are smart, funnily enough.

I feel the same way bro. Have to get my GED soon and I'm worried about it. Can't seem to study and I miss details when I do.

>>34626477
You seemed like a nice cool guy until
>>unable to mentally manipulate women in order to get what i want from them
Not sure if I should help you or not. Making you a smart asshole will just ruin the people and the world around you.

>>34626446
>your amazing mind
Kill yourself.

>>34626647

Oh only if you fuck me after im dead.

>>34626699
Deal.

This post is possibly unoriginal.

>>34626407
Gr8 b8 m8, really you did a top tier job

>>34626407
>I'd rather some system of sharing
Explain your reasoning and show your work

I would give my left nut to be a house husband. Fucking females have it so lucky.