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Times you were a robot.
>friends playing basketball
>not too serious, mostly laughing and trowing trick shots
>I stand alone, watching since I can't play woth a damn
>someone tried a longshot
>ball misses, bounces towards me
>I have to do something funny to get attension
>kick ball with all my force
>ball fly far into bushes
>friends get angry, wants me to get it
>get mad at them, climes insine bushes, get ball, get out other side and run off with ball
>they follow me, yelling but im to quick
>soon they are gon, feel bad, don't know what to do with ball
>throw it over fence
>next day they want the ball back
>tell them I've lost it
Turned out the ball belonged to one of them and his parents had mine buy him a new. Didn't hang out with them again for months.
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No else beta here??
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>>34626798
>about 14
>playing pool games with brother, male cousin, and some girl
>play game where you have to come up with a category and people choose something from that category and if you guess it they do a lap
>pick category 'trees'
>start naming off trees from runescape (yew, oak , etc)
>they all start laughing and tell me I'm retarded
>want to cry
Probably one of the reasons I don't feel comfortable talking to normies
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>meet up with friends for a sleepover
>hang out, having a good time, ordered pizza
>have to shit
>go to toilet
>can hear friends talk which means they could hear me shit
>try hard to shit as quiet as possible but sphincter won't open up because I'm so stressed out
>only push a few small, stinking nuggets out over the course of a couple of minutes
>realize that my friends now know that I took a shit
>need an excuse
>get out of bathroom
>"Hey guys! I found weird patterns on the wall in here, check it out! It looks like faces!"
>-"No anon, we'd rather not"
>"No really, get in here!"
>drag them into the bathroom and show them a random spot on the wall that kinda looks like a face
>now they sure won't think I took a shit!
>they're all breathing through their mouths
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The ball landing near you and you embarrassing yourself by your inability to properly throw it is robot. What you did afterwards is just autistic.
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"I'MA DIGGIN FOR FOSSILS DIGGIN FOR FOSSILS YEAAA"
Said that as a kid when I was helping my neighbors removing weeds and shit to prepare an area for the pool. My oneitis was there along with her female and male cousins. Got that shit from pokemon. Yoou wouldnt believe the stares I got
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>>34627214
Fucking lol'd. My friends bathroom was the worst, you could hear people breath in there and his parent always sat right outside. Everytime I visited I got an urge to shitbad
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>>34627229
It's like you thought they were seperate things?
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>>34627266
Lol I had a friend that could have easily pulled something like that those of.
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