Bingo thread

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Rate my normieness anon-kun

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who else /readytodie/

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Just fuck my original shit up in an original way

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>>34626821
I dont really think that birthday party should count. People bullied my about my poverty home about it afterwards.

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gonna buy an apartment and move out real soon

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guess I'm doing better than most here

>>34626821
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>>34627075
Ok, hold up hold up

Youre telling me you never had a birthday party? Even as a kid. I mean, im not expecting a party with drinks and stuff but every kid had one when i was a child.
Fucking you >>34627075 went on a vacation with friends and youve been to a house party but you didnt have a birthday party as a kid?

I dont fucking buy it. Is this an american thing? I only had 1 and id never have had another but my parents fucking made me. Every kid had them.

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Not a turbo normie at least

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Most of these are due to my parents forcing me to do stuff.

>>34627144
You never had a party as a fucking kid either? What the fuck is this? Youre a normie and should be banned.

Im not saying i had a party any more. Im assuming it means party with alcohol involved.

>>34627138
I didn't have friends, so how would I have a birthday party?

>>34627164
Oh I definitely had parties as a kid! However, it says held one, so I assumed it meant in the sense as in organised one, and invited people to it.

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>>34627144
>>34627114
>>34627075
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>>34626970
I will never understand why people are ok with being a loser but they always lie about not being fat.

>>34627184
>22 BMI = fat

>>34627179
Every kid had one at school. My parents made me. People just invited their class (or most of it).

>>34627184
Either 1. Skeletons
or 2: not fat wankers.
It isnt hard to eat decently and walk places.

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Bit of a normie desu. The parent one is blue because I'm not sure, and the girl in a club was a twink.

>>34627206
>implying this happened to everyone
My parents didn't give a shit about me

>>34627231
I get that some people have shitty parents that dont care about them.

I just didnt expect everyone in this thread to be in that boat. Especially when they highlighted parents are proud of me.

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Done surprisingly well there

>>34627278
To be fair, parents can be proud of you while still having done nothing to earn that sense of pride themselves.

>>34627298
It implies they give a fuck about you though.

I mean, its possible for some dogshit parents kid to end up owning a small business or whatever and turning over 7 or 8 figures. It'd be reasonable for them to be proud of him but i wouldnt expect the person to tick that off.

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Quadruple bingo king me

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Here's mine.

I've gotten my dick sucked in a public place but never had full-blown penis-in-vagina sex in public so I didn't fill that square in.

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When will r9k have a rule against non-virgins and normies? We have this stupid robot so why cant we have that?
>>34627367
>>34627359
NORMIES GET OUT!

>>34627382
Never. Board culture =/= written rule. Either go to wizchan or get over it.

>>34627382
I'm not bothering anyone, stop being prejudice

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Not too bad. Though it definitely seems like it's aimed at younger guys.

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Ummm...Did I win?

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I have steam and snapchat

23 years old

>>34627453
>not too bad
i'll probably never even score this high in my entire lifetime

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>use social networking sites and apps
How else am I supposed to get updated on Agatha and get bonus features?

>>34627578
I mean I only got one bingo.

>>34627206
>People just invited their class (or most of it).
And who do you think are the poor bastards who didn't even get class invites? Fuck off normie, please give us this one place where we can not be ridiculed by your kind.

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bretty good imo, might climb up to a normal and succesfull life one day once i actually get into a relationship

>>34627138
I think my parents are pretty good but ive never had a BD party. We've gone out as a family to a restaurant or mom cooked some tasty stuff and we had dinner as a family but I don't know if that counts. I've never had a friend over at my house.

>>34627138
re you retarded or what? you do know almost your whole life is set up as a child so if you were a lonely loser kid than there is probably a 90% chance you still are

>>34627632
I didnt get class invites, thats what i was alluding to.

I had to give them, once.

>>34627729
again, my parents still made me have a birthday party. It was fucking awful and thats why there was only 1. I never had one until i was like 9 or so but then i was changing schools and my parents thought "oh its the last time youll see your friends again" because they thought i was a normie.

I only went to a tiny school so everyone knew everyone. Other kids parents probably forced their kid to come to my party. Like i already said, afterwards people made fun of the squalor i lived in.

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Provided that pubs and cinemas count as public places, that's-a-bingo.

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If you have more than 5, >>>/out/

Also:
>10+ friends who would come to your funeral
If I died now, they probably would come formally.
If I died naturally of old age, maybe there would be 6 or 7 of them.
>not fat; in good shape
I'm not fat, but not in good shape either (extremely weak), so I didn't check that one.

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Heh, good thing I'm not a normie, right guys...

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Fucking Christ the normies in this thread.

>>34628150
Jesus man, you're so damn close, just get laid and leave this place

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aw shit

i'm still not a normie at all and never will be though, i don't care what this shitty bingo says

>>34626821
As im on my phone, just 2: birthday party and one job

I think the birthday party one is ridiculous to consider someone a normie.

We were all children once...

>>34628214
>has kissed a girl
>durr im not a normie guys i love being a 'robot' as a fashion statement lol
Die

>>34628214
Having a girl say she loves you is more normie than losing your virginity. A robot could rape a girl, take advantage of a drunk/high girl, or even pay for a prostitute, but a robot would never be able to make a girl love him.

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Does it count if was my ex e-gf the one who told me " I love you"?

am I normie? and why so many normies in this thread, r9k is falling down so bad..

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my leg itches

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>>34626821
Almost normie. Maybe if it were arranges differently.

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whew no bingo

>>34628299
>a robot would never be able to make a girl love him
Technically that's possible, but:
>a) she would have to be a weirdo with fetishes
>b) that would have to be a joke/challenge

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Chado template incoming

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The "friend" was another robot (literally diagnosed with autism and schizoid personality disorder) whose parents wanted him to have a friend and invited me on their hollidays

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Alternate normalfag template for faggots in denial.

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Dangit, I didn't think I'd actually bingo ;_;

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>>34628567
fuck you, I got not even one. ;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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>>34628567
I may be a normie but at least I'm not a chad.

I guess that's actually worse than being a robot.

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i can't even imagine that anything else is possible

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>>34628605
;_;

>unironically

what does this word mean?

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Pretty pathetic.
This comment is completely original and brought to you by the new world order

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>>34628567
>tfw more chad than normie

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>>34628605
So close to bingo. I could make an account now and get it. Nah, i wouldnt know where to begin on facebook.

>>34628722
get out of this board motehrfucker.

>>34628612
youre a non-virgin of course youd bingo.

>>34628664
Yes you bloody are. You fucked multiple people. Youve fucked in fucking public.

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>>34628605
Oreos are milks favourite oregano.

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Some of these are automatic for me cuz military

>>34628752
>tfw double (You)s

I've only been lucky, it's not like I can actively get a girl. And I've only fucked in public because I was with a girl whom shared my exhibitionist fetish.

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kill me for being normie trash

>>34628755
>>34628740


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OREGANO OREGANO

I hate normies and why this isnt original fuckkkk

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>>34626821
woo on my way to normie

>>34628843
you bingoed cunt.

This thread is a fucking disaster. You people are the reason why this board is going to shit.

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Do I have to go?

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>>34626821

avpd

going out most weekends = some kind of diabolical nightmare spawned from hell.

>>34628276
dude stop moving the goal posts and excluding real robots

although i'm a cyborg really

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>>34628605
aww jizz

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At least i'm not fat, but im not in too physically fit though.

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am I still allowed here? broccoli

why are people with 5+ boxes still on this board? it really boils my blood

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I feel like I am daywalker in terms of normiedom

>>34629340
>why are people with 5+ boxes still on this board?
>it really boils my blood
well there you go

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some of these are easy to fill up.also party means party with at least alcohol so 13+

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here ya originally go, mate

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>>34626821

thank you dirty black bitch
>sometimes wonder how i got here.

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I am perfectly adequate in every aspect, except sexual relationships.

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>>34629389
>tfw good boy who didnt drink until it was legal
>>34629425
leave.

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>>34626821
Well I didn't need to play normalfag bingo to know that I am a normie :^)

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>>34626821
The days of being a semi-stacy are giving me additional points

>>34626821
"Lost virginity" should be instant bingo.

>>34627138
Some relatives would come over until my late teens, but if the "birthday party" in the bingo means a party with friends who are kids around your age, then I have held exactly one of those. It was around my 14th birthday.

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So I have some normie side to me.

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>>34629605
According to this one, no. Phew.

>>34629669
BEING A NORMIE IS A GOOD THING
NOBODY WANTS TO BE A ROBOT
ONLY NORMALFAGS WHO ARENT ROBOTS THINK ITS COOL TO BE A ROBOT
IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS HUGE DICK
PISS OFF YOU NON-VIRGIN, FRIEND HAVING FACEBOOK USING NORMALFAG

>>34629562
>"Lost virginity" should be instant bingo.
>Be me at 12
>Parents divorced about a year ago
>Live one week each place
>Father has descended into alcoholism but its usually benign
>He would randomly walk in while i showered to stand and pee, no respect for privacy
>One faithful night he made the final push, came back drunk late while I was just watching cartoon network
>Sat next to me
>Unzipped his pants and pulled down his underpants
>He held his erection and told me to lick it
>This basically progressed and kept on going for months
>He basically taught me to suck dick
>A few times he even tried to do anal but I kept crying so he didn't finish
A-Am I a normie?

>>34629799
rape doesnt count.

Apparently it must be original.

>>34629862
Oh cool, I'm a robot then

>>34629896
sorry to hear about your rape anon.

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>>34626821
I'm a girl so I guess that makes me a normie by default

>>34629933
i think your bingo corroborates with that statement.

>>34629931
Thanks.
Honestly It was not that bad. I've heard some stories where the parents beat them too or keep going despite crying. For some reason if I ever teared up he would stop. He know though I would slowly get more and more comfortable with it all.
I will admit I was scared so much the first time he told me to undress and he hunched over me.

I don't even understand why he did it to me.

I'm actually doing really well now for the most part, so I'm happy.

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I'll pay you money to kill me

>>34629976
Im originally glad to hear that.

>>34629992
Address anon?

>>34630005
1600 pennsylvania avenue

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How'd I do boys?
bad

>>34630011
I don't believe you but kek says I should trust you....

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heres my bingo from 2016 new year compared to now

things are really looking up, just need to get over my anxiety and make a move for a gf now

>>34629933
ree get out and whatnot

Shit, I came here to feel better not worse

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Guess I'm a real normie

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>>34626821
Maybe there's still hope

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well? what do I win? I didn't get any lines :(

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>>34626821

Hubba bubba jenga bingo dingo.

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I'm a young mexican from the hood so it helps. I think that a robot is honestly not how hard your life was but a different state of mind. I only communicate to most people casually or to get something from them because they are so fucking boring.

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>>34628567
I am still no Chado. I am a robot.

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>>34626821
1021515151515njjhgjuvyvyvyhkjgjkkkkt565

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>>34626821
Not even close
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>34626821
I'm just not autistic or socially awkward. Still, I don't like people and I bet I'm more introverted than any of you.

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Nothing really spectacular here.

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>>34626821
almosteroni

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>>34626821
Damn, I guess I really don't belong here.

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>>34626821
Well, do i belong here?

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>>34626821
>be me
>have nothing going for me in life at all
>oh but i fucked a girl
>half the card is filled

fuck you

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>>34626821
There, you happy with that, anon?

Everytime I go back to r9k, its more normie filled than the last time. not even sure whats the point of the board anymore

by now even /v/ has more robots than r9k

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Naisu.
How do I do?

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She had BPD so it doesn't really count.

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>>34626821
Sure doesn't feel like I've made it. Most of these come from 5+ years ago.