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>tfw used period pad box is already full and I'm on my period now so I have used pads on the floor
>REEE mommy didn't clean for five months because she thinks that my bedroom smells like used tampon
>can't even bring a guy home to this period mess so I'm gonna stay virgin forever

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who actually values chastity?
i always thought being a big horndog was unattractive
and im not including people that just cant get laid

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I found this music video of a wonderful band questioning what it means to be human. you guys should watch it.
I know many of you are full of hatred towards the outter world, or feel miserable because of many reasons and I feel you. I was and still am a so called 'robot' who's working hard to improve myself and thus others lifes aswell.
Keep in mind that it is only a video and noone forces you to believe or think anything, you count. your thoughts, your beliefs. but try to be rational with them. the singer is black and the first thing that comes to your mind is 'nigger'. ask yourself why it is so important to you that he's black. listen to what youre saying and then ask yourself, does it really matter? Is that the truth I feel is right for me?
You can apply that concept of listening and asking yourself deeper questions to all things, the one above is just one example I find crucial in ones development in becoming a loving person.
again, I can understand why you hate/believe everything in your life is wrong, but let me tell you, there's more to it and there is always a reason why things happened.
I want this thread to be genuine, no hate, no unrational bigotry. state your thoughts in here, if you feel as if you need guidance. I'm here to help you on that. But first, watch the video, if you want.
Much love to all of you and by the way, everyone is welcomed in this thread, normies and robots alike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGREQvK-dQ

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ATTENTION NEETS: THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU

If you're a) bored, b) won't have anything to do for the next few months and c) like playing browser games with autists from a Manchurian ventriloquist puppet forum, then we've got the perfect thing for you!

Tribal Wars 2 is the place to be - it's a game that the boards have been playing for years and we're open for recruitment.

What you can expect consists of lots of enemy butthurt, plenty of shitposting and banter with the normie players, general autism and ruining the game for all the people that invest way too much money only to lose to a tribe of spergs.

TL;DR Join us for long-term lulz, murdering normie scum, and to waste all that time you've got lying around

How to sign up:

1) Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you've got the en. If it's us you'll have to start on the wrong server)
2) Make your account. Use a throwaway email as it doesn't require confirmation. (ONLY DO THIS ON DESKTOP. MOBILE VERSION WILL PREVENT YOU STARTING THE GAME PROPERLY)
3) Don't pick any names that will get you banned (nigger, penis, etc. Switching letters around won't work either). This is important as butthurt enemies will report as soon as they start losing
4) Make sure to pick the realm Yburg (very important, don't end up on the wrong world as you won't be playing with us)
5) Select South-East when given the option
6) Post username in this thread. You'll get told to remake your account if you picked a bannable name.
7) Start by doing the tutorial and the quests. You'll learn as you go and you can always asked questions on our Discord
8) Once you're in game you should receive an invite to the tribe and our discord server in a somewhat timely fashion. Being active on discord is a requirement.

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Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves, wagecuck.

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Fermanons, would you have sex with this man?

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What would you prefer:

>have a nice gf who cuddles you

or

>flying a jet fighter and maybe launching a nuke

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so i met this girl at a concert not long ago and we started talking and we ended up talking about politics and shes a hardcore anti-fascist and believes that anarchy would lead to a more collectivist and peaceful society.

>i tried explaining to her that anarchy would just lead to violence and borderline tribalism
she just fell back on the "anarchy has never been tried argument"
>brought up Makhnovia, somalia, and spain.
she said just because it hasn't worked in the past doesn't meant it won't work in a more stable and civilised society
>brought up the riots going on and all the violent crimes and looting being committed
she said they aren't real anarchist and are planted there by "big government" to give anarchist a bad reputation

at this point i just changed the subject knowing i wasn't going to get anywhere
so what do i do, should i keep going out with this chick or find somebody else

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Any other manlets wear these? They make me feel a lot more confident. At 5'6" they make me 5'8", which is literally the difference between being the same height as most women and being taller than them.

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How long did it take you to become a competent programmer?

What's your IQ?

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How do you cope with being BTFO'D in a thread?

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Real robot discord. Normalfags get banned. Faggot poopdicks get banned.

Get in here lads
https://discord.gg/NsFke

Our banlist is larger than our current member list. It's the real shit.

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>tfw all bullies just wanted to say hi
>instead you made up this head-cannon that "they hated you"

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>Mother sits next to me
>I'm leaving home soon
>at first she starts telling me how attractive I am and how perfect my facial features are
>years of rage of being an ugly non-white during my childhood hit me like a ton of bricks
>don't even have friends right now
>don't want to hear it tell her to stop making things up
>next she goes on to saying a lot of people are going to proposition me for sex or want to have sex with me
>rage intensifies
>keep telling her I don't live under a rock and I don't do these things (hhkv)
>tell her I don't want to talk about sex relationships or any of this garbage
>she keeps pushing it
>she then starts assuming shit so she can tell her female friends
>I shut her down immediately
>she then claps and says she's glad I'm keeping my virginity
>snap
>start raising my voice and calling her disgusting and telling her to stop this right now
>she then starts crying and threatening to cut me out of her life and cussing at me
>I tell her she was making me uncomfortable
>she says it doesn't matter because she feels sad "hurt" and uncomfortable
>says I don't know shit about the world
>she storms off and locks herself in her room
>I post before I start to play video games

What the fuck is wrong with women? Fuck off. Nobody is going to fucking tell me at 21 years old about how many people want to have a relationship and how incredibly good looking I am and lie to me AGAIN as people have had more sex, relationships and friendships at 15 years of age
God I'm so fucking angry fucking normalshits

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is working a job for money worth it?