ATTENTION NEETS: THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU
If you're a) bored, b) won't have anything to do for the next few months and c) like playing browser games with autists from a Manchurian ventriloquist puppet forum, then we've got the perfect thing for you!
Tribal Wars 2 is the place to be - it's a game that the boards have been playing for years and we're open for recruitment.
What you can expect consists of lots of enemy butthurt, plenty of shitposting and banter with the normie players, general autism and ruining the game for all the people that invest way too much money only to lose to a tribe of spergs.
TL;DR Join us for long-term lulz, murdering normie scum, and to waste all that time you've got lying around
How to sign up:
1) Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you've got the en. If it's us you'll have to start on the wrong server)
2) Make your account. Use a throwaway email as it doesn't require confirmation. (ONLY DO THIS ON DESKTOP. MOBILE VERSION WILL PREVENT YOU STARTING THE GAME PROPERLY)
3) Don't pick any names that will get you banned (nigger, penis, etc. Switching letters around won't work either). This is important as butthurt enemies will report as soon as they start losing
4) Make sure to pick the realm Yburg (very important, don't end up on the wrong world as you won't be playing with us)
5) Select South-East when given the option
6) Post username in this thread. You'll get told to remake your account if you picked a bannable name.
7) Start by doing the tutorial and the quests. You'll learn as you go and you can always asked questions on our Discord
8) Once you're in game you should receive an invite to the tribe and our discord server in a somewhat timely fashion. Being active on discord is a requirement.
Of fucking course you losers would post here, this is the place where the most pathetic people are absolutely disgusting, you really think you guys can beat us? We have all the honor of our forefathers
Just wait until the mods find out about this, MODSSSS
>>34638776
Glory to the TCW
why doesn't anyone want to shit on normies with us
we're fun lads, lots of keks to be had, plenty of stories
>>34640271
Slow board?
>>34640271
Tribal wars 2 is a shit game and you guys are shit people for playing what is literally shit.
In love /v/.
>>34640683
>/v/
That's actually the most insulting part of your post, please don't rope us in with them
Posting gore
>>34642198
follow up to the same villa
>>34642331
new villa now
>>34642198
>>34642331
>>34642349
for scale here, that is millions upon millions of resources in losses those cucks had
the degree of asspain they must have had would have been immense