>tfw I just got tax returns
>tfw i have no idea what to do about it because iim too stupid
Help
>download turbo tax on phone
>use it to scan w2
>it literally does everything for you
>>34645600
I use a shitty prepaid Obamaphone. I can't do that...
>>34645628
Well, you can use their website too. I never used it from there but it should be just as easy.
Join us, make the loneliness go away!
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>>34645540
Be UK LJ UK LJ Dr gf GB LG GH JC ft TD so piss DJ of all m ya fly doc Ruth HD JC SSH isle whammy wet gf egg ki we go us SF kind egg
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originalssav
>tfw want to hug robots to make them feel better
anyone else want to do this too?
>>34645492
Your naivety will fade once you learn everyone is a piece of shit. Even robot.
i-i don't want your hug
>>34645492
where do u live anon? is it sweeden?
>tfw you are so boring you can't think of any possible r9k posts that get any replies
Linna was the best Knight Saber
>>34645441
Why do you need replies? Just post earnestly.
i get like 7 replies and maybe 1 conversation on a good night
thats like 3 hours of posting with 30 threads
my threads usually get like 0-4 replies
So, pic related just occurred. Felt compelled to message my oneitis about the scene I came home to, and next thing she's inviting me over?
What the shit?
Should add: I've met the Chad in question, and he doesn't fit the traditional definition of Chad at all. So, I'm fairly certain it's not a euphemism.
>>34645188
You're probably going to cockblock this "chad" and help her turn him into another orbiter like yourself. Have fun with your manipulative oneitis op
>>34645482
I think he's already cockblocked by the fact that he's a bass player. She has expressed disapproval at the idea of dating bass players.
Me and this guy are actually in the exact same situation: we both have been talking to her online for a while and met her IRL at an open mic a couple weeks ago.
>>34645188
>Chad
Can't make this shit up xDI'm being ironic; kill yourself.
I was in class the other day and the group of normies behind me kept spouting /pol/ memes. Dumb shit like calling each other cucks or Trump shitposting. 90% of the normies I see around me in uni are talking now talk about 4chan openly, so it's pretty obvious that the publics view of 4chan has shifted quite a bit. Now people see it as any other form of social media like leddit only they can be edgy on here and I feel like a whole lot of normies have basically taken this place over aside from a handful of boards.
Do you think this is true or are the normies mostly relegated to the bigger boards like /pol/, /b/, /tv/, /mu/, etc? Do you think the normie uprising is /pol/s doing? How do we get rid of them?
i think its just trump memes becoming more mainstream than 4chan becoming mainstream
trump memes have literally been elected as the freshest memes in the world
they are so powerful they put a man in control of the world
>>34645174
>Was in class
Sounds like you're a normie too
>>34645174
4chan has always been a bunch of faggots and always will be
itt i read and reply to every post
>>34645145
Hey how are you doing ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAvvwu0kMU
>>34645145
Hey OP, you're not the man, I AM THE MAN
>>34645214
NICE. TELL E ABOUT YOU FAGGOT-
Will you let me cuck you and fuck your mom in front of you?
Would you rather fuck a MtF or a FtM?
>>34645121
Pre op ftm
Might even get off on the idea of her being a woman just for me
Definitely MtF. As long as they look feminine otherwise, I'd be fine with the dick.
Actually had a dream last night I met a cute tranny.
Depends entirely on the individual case. I'd rather not have to fuck either
What does r9k know about Harold Shipford, the most notorious serial killer ever?
>Bogs bow to Shipman
>have invented a cure for life
>said to be intimidating to secretaries
>controls Britains with an iron but fair fist
>skilled in morphine sorcery
>direct descendant of the Jack the Ripper bloodline
>control the masses with shots of morphine
>said to have an IQ of 230+
no one knows why he did it. he took it all to his grave.
never tell people why you did it. and your name will still terrify them even after your death
>>34645081
I haven't had a rundown of this guy yet.
>You were an only child
>You're 23
>parents call and say you have a sister and you're coming to a family reunion to meet her
>you didn't even know she existed until today
>she gets your number from your parents without permission
>"Hey anon, I saw you at the reunion today. Wanna come to the bar in town? I'm there right now."
>you decide to go (she's an 11/10)
>you guys drink, but not enough to get drunk or tipsy
>"Hey, do you wanna come to my place? Our parents rented it out for me to stay for a few months"
>you comply
>once you guys enter you guys start kissing
>she also grabs your crotch
You have two options
Option: 1
>"You're my sister! Get off of me you fucking whore!"
Option: 2
>continue to do what you're doing and have the best sex you will ever have.
>>34645001
It's obvious if you get that far you bang the sister
Option 1
Then go home and fap to traps
>>34645001
option 2!!!!! i think
Give me one good reason why i shouldn't continue stealing when i can from white people.
You technically owe me for enslaving my ancestors, i'm just taking what's rightfully mine.
by that theory jewish people can steal whatever they want from you
>quavo pepe
Shits clean
>>34644996
i unironically believe this to be true. they were okay with being slaves for 500 years then why arent we okay with them taking back whats theirs?
I'm a trap ask me anything
>>34644936
Are you into boys or girls? Maybe both?
>>34644936
>be my bf, gf, etc etc
Can you just delete the thread now?
>>34644936
>I'm a trap ask me anything
how are you?
Is there anything an anon on /r9k/ could do to help you out?
I have a close group of friends, but none of them share any interests with me. I keep the fact I like anime and video games and just weird stuff in general to myself, so I don't really have any other girls to talk about that stuff with. If u wanna kik and talk about the new anime this season or silent hill or anything lmk I will give u boy and clothes advice it will be a fun slumber party
>>34644901
>Get
>The
>Fuck
>Off
>This
>Board
Do you roasties even have the slightest enough self reflection to realize how attention craving you all are?
>>34644901
How old are you? I'm 25 and I'll talk about girly things with you, but not if you're super young because I have a hard time relating to people and the age gap intensifies that. I got catfished before so... hopefully you're actually another girl
>>34644901
I wish I was a girl unlucky.
Why do cops not take sexual assault victims seriously ?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/investigations/unfounded-sexual-assault-canada-main/article33891309/
>>34644879
Because if there isn't any proof, you can't convict someone of a crime. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
>>34644879
>1 in 5 sexual assaults
>same rate as wartorn Africa
m8.
>>34645516
op and leaves btfo
Who /downward spiral/ here
>look at an old photo of myself from high school
>surprised at how handsome I was back then
>full head of hair
>face looked strong and chiseled
>look at myself now
>bald
>face has gotten puffy and fat for some reason even though my body is still skinny
They don't prepare you for how fucking brutal adulthood is desu
Yeah. Ready to die
>>34644882
I also was surprised at how full of life my eyes look in the high school picture.
Now, only a few years later, my eyes look totally exhausted and burned out.
>>34644860
I feel you.
I was never Chad the man but I was pretty slender before I packed on a major amount of weight. I didn't have an extremely attractive face but I could pass off as slightly above average in looks. Now I'm over 200 pounds fat.