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>>34645145

Hey how are you doing ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAvvwu0kMU

>>34645145
Hey OP, you're not the man, I AM THE MAN

>>34645214
NICE. TELL E ABOUT YOU FAGGOT-

Will you let me cuck you and fuck your mom in front of you?

I just want someone to run their fingers through my hair and read me a bedtime story.

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>>34645145
No you won't. Lying asukafag.

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>>34645214
used to like that type of music

>>34645256
kk

>>34645289
if you take my mom out on a nice date before hand and its consensual

>>34645316
i will not do that, sorry

>>34645319
im a reifag, but that image is good

Why are you wasting time here?

>>34645395
because i am a self deceiving coward

Will you play my incest game

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>>34645542
i do not erp, i am not gay
sorry my family

Can you wish me a happy birthday?

>>34646640
Happy birthday. Now pay me.

Are melee based classes in FPS a bad idea?

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how's your night going OP?

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>>34645145
i have 1 real life friend and every single weekend he keeps trying to get me to come over his house to play this board game with him
it's a good board game but i've been playing vanilla wow and now i'm playing conan exiles which are both way funner than any board game

i don't want to be a dick to him but i also haven't felt like socializing for the past few months

he just got a ps4 though today so hopefully that keeps him busy

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>>34645145
how do you rate THESE DIGITS?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>34645145
What are your top 5 vidya, top 5 movies, and do you think I am desirable to some people somewhere?

tell me you love me

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>>34646822
Not OP.

But yeah, I know that feeling, man. I had a small pocket of friends this year, but I can't fucking bear hanging out with people, especially those ones I was friends with. I ended up just not hanging out with them and fully abandoning the group. I'm way more depressed now, pretty suicidal in fact - but at least I'm more efficient in my work.

Just gotta make your pick I guess, I feel weirdly okay with mine.

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>>34646911
I love you anon.

And I'm really not just saying this. I really do.

I wish you could know -truly know - that you are loved.

Growing up is realizing Misato is best girl

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>>34645145
E-every?

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>>34647252
Yes anon. Have a (You) and a comfy pic

>>34647165
I love you too. I wish you as much cuddles as that kitten is getting.

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I'm splitting a pokemon sun/moon booster box tomorrow
18 packs for me 18 for him
Will I get the secret rare Ultra ball?
how good will my pulls be senpaii

>>34645145
Are dakimakuras worth it? Once I move out of my parents' house $150 is a lot of bux.

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Hey OP. What's your favorite pastime?

Against my will, I killed 7 pets, 1 kitten and 6 domestic rats, in the past year.

I think it's bipolar/OCD. I want to turn myself in and get help but 3 things are stopping me.

1. I work security for the only mental hospital, so I might lose my cushy job.
2. I'm afraid ill be kept against my will for any period of time
3. I'm afraid most (((psychology))) medication isn't actually designed to help people, but make them docile and dependant. I'm afraid psych medicine isn't actually fixing anyone's problems.


What do I do? I don't want to live my life alone. I'm afraid of getting near people if I might hurt them. I don't want to let humans back in my life if I can't even hold rats without feeling urges to snap their spines and break them.
3.

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>>34649610
Not OP, but possibly get help from another institution in another town? Either that or "self medicate" with the drug of your choice. I suggest kratom but you might want something stronger.

I love lesbian hentai.

>>34649610
what the hell do you mean, against your will you killed 7 pets. no, it wasnt against your will. everything in life is a choice. something compelled you and you were unable to stop yourself like an adult.

i recently started taking my meds again and i'm scared as hell. i'm not a psychopath like you, but wow, i'm really disturbed. here i was thinking my life was really fucked lately and i was in hell. please get help and you need to be hospitalized before you do hurt people or kill another innocent animal.

>>34649610
what the fuck? how are you able to work security at a mental hospital yet be doing shit like this? it's like a pedo working at a daycare

>>34645145
So there's this girl in one of my classes who I thought was really cute, So I just googled her name and found her twitter and tumblr. It's full of everything I hate: normie memes, Bernie retreats, homestuck memes, Steven Universe and Adventure Time crap. How do I trick her into liking me, and how do I approach her? Keep in mind I have no hobbies, interesting qualities, social skills, or car.

>>34649610
I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Try to move as far away from people as possible is one option.
The other is to change jobs and work in a slaughterhouse. Get paid for killing animals all day.

Gas the kikes. Race war when?